#incorrect fandom quotes

[inkdheart17]

Trunks: if I dye—

Goten: I'll kill myself

Trunks: —my hair blue...

Goten: OOOooohhh 😬

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[lowkeyrobin]

THE BOYS ; incorrect quotes

warnings ; language

word count ; 285

I need something to post because lack of motivation so take some incorrect quotes lol

masterlist

Juicy, singing ; he's making a list, he's checking it twice, gonna find out who's on thin fucking ice

Y/n, also singing ; Santa Clause is calling you out!

Narrator ; name something you believed in as a child that you no longer do as an adult

Y/n ; myself

Josh ; so what's it like living with Juicy?

Y/n ; he once referred to sand as "heterosexual glitter"

Josh ; ...

Y/n ; it's awesome here

Narrator ; what did you guys get in your yearbook?

Eddie ; prettiest smile

Y/n ; nicest personality

Josh ; most likely to start a bar fight

Juicy ; least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one

Josh ; what do you want for breakfast?

Juicy ; gay cheerios

Josh ; we told you to stop calling fruit loops that

Y/n ; youre drunk

Mully ; correction, drinking. present tense. grammar, Y/n

Eddie ; I'm quick at math

Y/n ; what's 38 times 76?

Eddie ; 24.

Y/n ; that wasn't even close??

Eddie ; but it was quick

Y/n ; what's worse than heartbreak?

Eddie ; waking up and realizing your phone wasn't charging

Juicy ; waking up in the morning

Josh ; waking up

Narrator ; waking up in the morning and seeing Mully

Mully ; what the fuck?

Mully, to The Boys in the haunted hospital ; I'd die for you

Y/n ; then perish

Eddie, strapped up and scared ; you will

Josh ; please don't

Juicy ; cool

Narrator ; I'd die for you first

Y/n ; gay

Narrator ; yknow you can die from that, right?

Juicy, smoking a cigarette ; yeah, that's the point

Eddie, drinking one of many alcoholic beverages on the coffee table ; we're trying to speed it up

Y/n, eating raw cookie dough and nodding

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[bens-moms-are-lesbinems]

Jim: have we talked about inside voice?

Seb: i AM using my inside voice!

Jim: well, now it’s time to learn about no voice.

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[deaneverafter]

Dean: you love me?

This specific Dean girl (only because the rest of you are the warmest, nicest people 🥺): yeah... but it’s kinda disrupting my whole heartless bitch vibe, so I don’t know.

✨✨✨

P.S. for the record, this is a complete joke, I have never been more certain of anything than I am of my love for this man 🖤

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[twistedpixie77]

Nat: What is love?

Bucky: An emotional minefield.

Steve: A neurochemical reaction.

Sam: Baby don't hurt me.

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[ineed-sprace-andfreshair]

Jack: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night. Race: You were flirting with Davey. Jack: So what? He's my boyfriend. Race: You asked them if they were single. Jack: Race: And then you cried when they said they weren't.

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[crowleys-hips]

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[percabethownsmybutt]

annabeth: why are you following me?

percy: because we’re dating now

annabeth: okay… what about grover?

percy: we’re a package deal

grover: buy one idiot, get one free

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[sadiewayne]

percy: you're not getting the bolt hades: bitch i just want my hat back

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[oautincorrectquotes]

Rumple: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Belle: I think you mean cards.

Rumple, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

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[inkdheart17]

[crossing the street]

Trunks: watch out for that car

Goten: let them hit me. I need to pay college tuition

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[idliketobeatree]

you're being silley

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[bens-moms-are-lesbinems]

Jim: Seb, what’s in your hand?

Seb: a biscuit?

Jim: …other hand.

Seb: a Desert Eagle 50 AE?

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[nightwolf14292]

I like to imagine that if any of the Bat-Kids are out in public, whether they be getting food, shopping, patrolling, just walkin' around, whatever, that if they see the Bat-Signal pop on it's an unspoken rule between the siblings that they have to throw on their costume and try and find/deal with the trouble before Bruce gets there. Just to annoy him.

Batman: "Commissioner Gordon! I got here as fast as I could.. What's the situation?"

Commissioner Gordon: "Oh, Batman, thank you for coming.. It's alright, though, it's already been taken care of by these fellows."

*Gestures to the side where there's a couple of muggers sitting tied up next to Nightwing(He has pink, glittery shopping bags hanging all over his arms), Red Hood(He's rummaging through the bags Nightwing is holding, trying to find the black nail polish he just bought to touch up his nails after the fight), Red Robin(He's sipping a cup of coffee that he accidentally stole because he ran out of the cafe so quickly that he forgot to pay), and Robin(He's chowing down on a kids' meal from Bat-Burger)*

Batman: ...

Batman: *Subtle annoyed glare*

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[xdeath-by-poisonx]

... Has this been done yet? 👀

Ol' Husker testing his limits 😂

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[that-bitch-kat3]

walburga: you’re not good enough for my son

remus: you’re not good enough for your son

walburga: excuse me?

remus: you heard me.

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