#incorrect far cry

[allforthe-gay]

it is completely one hundred percent baffling to me that any of the foxes would come away from witnessing neil and andrew's reunion in baltimore with the opinion that their relationship was just hate fucking . like my brother in christ are you blind

#andrew was FERAL . #he fucking choked KEVIN like COME ON #and he was like RACING into the room to see neil and #he was all like *tugs neil's hoodie to get his attention* *threatens anyone who tried to come close to them (abby)* #he was all like 'i dont trust them to give you back.' come on man . #and neil was looking at andrew . most definitely Like That. when he was talking to abby #neil was all battered and bruised from barely dodging a fucking death sentence and he sees andrews partly red eye and thats #the first thing he talks about #*lightly taps a thumb against the bruise at andrews eye* i didnt know theyd staged a riot #they were all like Looking at each other and ..... idk i am not explaining this well enough but . #you don't need me to. you all read it #it was So Fucking Obvious my god #im crying bc even neil thought nicky wasnt far from the truth at that point #like he could not have been more incorrect istg . #aftg #andreil #neil josten #andrew minyard #all for the game #mi ne

[221bfakerstreet]

#far cry 5 #fc5 #far cry #jacob seed #staci pratt #incorrect quotes #fc5 characters paired with patches Facebook tried to sell me #sharky boshaw #joey hudson #john seed

[ellies-enrichment]

got himmm

#the last of us #hbo the last of us #joel miller #ellie williams #hbo tlou #memes #mine #if i ever were to lose queue #incorrect tlou quotes #graceland too by phoebe starts up like a far cry 5 title screen song it makes me emotional

[storytellering]

still on that redrawing binge, this time I redid my first Dante art - this time with a lot more Gremlin Hell Twink flavour

#dmc #devil may cry #dante #dmc3 #devil may cry 3 #my art #ooops forgot to post my art to tungle for a hot min sorry #have a few of backlog hope you don't mind #anyway i like this one better even though i feel like it looks... lazier? #like the shading feels less detailed than in the original one #BUT i didn't have a good grasp on dante at all back in the day #not his character nor his appearance #made him look far too big and beefy for 3D #and i didnt really have a story for it just (ok but what if dante) #this one feels more like specifically V's idea of the dante he remembers #overlarge grin with too many teeth balls to the wall fuck attitude and all #a terrifying creature basically #also i wrote art works instead of art warks on the guns in the first one. that bothered me for ages beacause its incorrect in 3 kdfjhdkh

[thewanderer-000]

Lol

Jacob: I'm hungry

Deputy: Oh, well, don't be such a baby. I cooked you some bacon for a trail snack

Deputy looking for baggie full of bacon*

Jacob: I ate it already

Deputy: What?

Jacob: I could smell it in your purse before I could park..

And now it's gone and I hate everything

Deputy: -_-

#incorrect quotes #Jacob Seed #Far Cry 5 Deputy #Parks and Recreation #Far Cry 5 #lol #this has probably been done before but I thought it'd be funny to post anyway

[the-silent-judge]

Deputy: Sometimes, I feel something crawl over me at night...

Jacob: It's the consequences of your actions.

Joseph: The guilt that comes with your choices?

Faith: Past trauma-?

John: Oops, that's me! Sometimes, I sneak into your tent to cuddle!

Source!!

#incorrect quotes #far cry 5 #far cry fandom #far cry #jacob seed #joseph seed #faith seed #john seed #far cry 5 deputy #fc5 deputy #fc5 #yes im doing these now #i loved these when I was but a new tumblr fledgeling

[hotmessteaparty]

*Vaas coming home after a trip, covered in blood and gore, something like an eyeball stuck to his boot*

Vaas: I'm fine

Jason: You don't look fine

Vaas: Then stop fucking looking

*proceeds to stomp into the bathroom, dripping blood along the way*

#incorrect quotes #vaason #vaas montenegro #jason brody #far cry 3 #me shit posting

[ms-rampage]

Paige: "Hey nice, what the hell is up with this crossbow shtick?."

Jess: "Its not a fucking crossbow! It's a bow and arrow, I'm not 12!."

Paige (laughs): "I love this chick, she's got rage issues."

Jess: "I don't have rage issues!."

Kate: "You know, psychologically speaking, vengeance rarely brings the catharsis we hope for."

Paige (nods): "Yeah."

#far cry 5 #fc5 jess black #incorrect fc5 #oc: paige winchester #oc: kate winchester #incorrect far cry 5 #source: birds of prey #but i switched crossbow and bow and arrow around because jess uses a bow and arrow #and huntress uses a crossbow

[sysig]

Last man standing (Patreon)

#Doodles #SCII #Helix #ZEX #It's lonely at the top :( #Poor dearest is worse for wear ah </3 #This scene made me cry ;; #Like it was sad when he wrote down his missing canonmates but going back in and writing everyone else's names ;;;; #Even his shaky alliances! Even the people he hasn't seen for a while!! Wehhh <3 <3 <3 #You soft heart ;; I see you Admiral ♥ #Also had a lot of fun writing in VUK ZIX again hehe ♪ #The translations from VUK ZIX to English aren't exact - for starters they're upside down haha #So if you started from the top down it would actually read KINLEZ NATPAK but I figured that wouldn't be as readable #You read from the bottom up! I also still headcanon it being written/read from left to right #So he started with Zelnick then Fwiffo then Tanaka and so on #Although I did change it up for the second one - Teisel then Xelloss then Xigbar then Asch and Van #The more I think of it the more I'm surprised there's no H :0 #Even just as a demarcation of a pause before during or after a syllable #The ''sh'' sound makes complete sense tho hehe <3 #Any incorrect shaping of letters/poor handwriting on my part can totally be chalked up to ZEX not being used to human hands! #Totallyyy lol #I really like the way specific syllables are shaped - like how Teisel and Zelnick almost share the same shaped between ''SEL'' and ''ZEL'' #How Z is a more connected extension of S just agh it's so pretty <3 <3 Eco_Mono really did such a lovely job with it ♪ #And then certain ''incorrectly'' spelled syllables still turned out so pretty! Like the ''ANA'' in Talana - look how swoopy and continuous! #The ''BAR'' in Xigbar looks really cool - honestly reminds me of the fanweapons I made ages ago for I? think? Xigbar's apprentice?? #It's been too long I don't remember now lol but it's cool to me in particular because of that!! :D #Fwiffo looks so funny haha - Tanaka has a cool star-like kind of letter in his name?? Man it's just so neat <3 #As for ZEX - I mean he made it this far :( Not one to give up easily that's for certain ♥ Tenacious #I want him to be happy :'0

[thirstyshipper]

Vaas, taking out his phone to show a picture: Check this out, this is who I wanna fuck.

Buck: Nice, 10/10

Hoyt: I'd hit, 7/10

Jason: Ayo, that's me.

#far cry #farcry #fc #far cry 3 #farcry3 #fc3 #vaason #vaas #jason browdy #hoyt #buck hughes #incorrect quotes #fc incorrect quotes

[jasonsnowwhitebrody]

Jason: Vaas? I mixed redbull with coffee and now I can see sounds, should I worry?

Vaas: Jason, I swear to god—

I now know what Im doing in 2 hours and he aint here to tell me no

#far cry 3 #jason brody #vaas montenegro #rook islands #vaason #incorrect quotes

[unkownknowledge]

Joseph Seed: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

Jacob: Absolutely the fuck not, the trick is to immediately let people know how weird you are so you scare off the weak ones. The ones who stay because they like how weird you are? Those are the ones you want.

#far cry 5 #joseph seed #jacob seed #incorrect quotes #I know Joseph matching that one is meh. but the second matches Jacob so well it makes me want to kill it

[221bfakerstreet]

#far cry 5 #jacob seed #staci pratt #far cry #fc5 #incorrect quotes

[mythicpal]

Dep: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Sharky: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially Dep, desperately, as Sharky bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Sharky: Oh! B positive. Dep: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Sharky:

#sharky boshaw #deputy #fc5 #far cry #far cry 5 #incorrect quotes #fc5 deputy #queue

[cullxtheherd]

Peacock: *spreads feathers*

Jacob: It's trying to attract you as a mate, John.

John: *lifts shirt*

Jacob: N O !

#far cry 5 #far cry 5 meme #far cry 5 incorrect quotes #jacob seed #john seed

[josephslittledeputy]

What scares you the most?

John: Werewolves!

Jacob: Sharks

Joseph: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death.

Faith: Joseph

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#incorrect quotes #sort of #far cry 5 #joseph seed #jacob seed #john seed #faith seed