#incorrect far cry quotes

[221bfakerstreet]

#far cry 5 #fc5 #far cry #jacob seed #staci pratt #incorrect quotes #fc5 characters paired with patches Facebook tried to sell me #sharky boshaw #joey hudson #john seed

[ellies-enrichment]

got himmm

#the last of us #hbo the last of us #joel miller #ellie williams #hbo tlou #memes #mine #if i ever were to lose queue #incorrect tlou quotes #graceland too by phoebe starts up like a far cry 5 title screen song it makes me emotional

[thewanderer-000]

Lol

Jacob: I'm hungry

Deputy: Oh, well, don't be such a baby. I cooked you some bacon for a trail snack

Deputy looking for baggie full of bacon*

Jacob: I ate it already

Deputy: What?

Jacob: I could smell it in your purse before I could park..

And now it's gone and I hate everything

Deputy: -_-

#incorrect quotes #Jacob Seed #Far Cry 5 Deputy #Parks and Recreation #Far Cry 5 #lol #this has probably been done before but I thought it'd be funny to post anyway

[the-silent-judge]

Deputy: Sometimes, I feel something crawl over me at night...

Jacob: It's the consequences of your actions.

Joseph: The guilt that comes with your choices?

Faith: Past trauma-?

John: Oops, that's me! Sometimes, I sneak into your tent to cuddle!

Source!!

#incorrect quotes #far cry 5 #far cry fandom #far cry #jacob seed #joseph seed #faith seed #john seed #far cry 5 deputy #fc5 deputy #fc5 #yes im doing these now #i loved these when I was but a new tumblr fledgeling

[hotmessteaparty]

*Vaas coming home after a trip, covered in blood and gore, something like an eyeball stuck to his boot*

Vaas: I'm fine

Jason: You don't look fine

Vaas: Then stop fucking looking

*proceeds to stomp into the bathroom, dripping blood along the way*

#incorrect quotes #vaason #vaas montenegro #jason brody #far cry 3 #me shit posting

[thirstyshipper]

Vaas, taking out his phone to show a picture: Check this out, this is who I wanna fuck.

Buck: Nice, 10/10

Hoyt: I'd hit, 7/10

Jason: Ayo, that's me.

#far cry #farcry #fc #far cry 3 #farcry3 #fc3 #vaason #vaas #jason browdy #hoyt #buck hughes #incorrect quotes #fc incorrect quotes

[jasonsnowwhitebrody]

Jason: Vaas? I mixed redbull with coffee and now I can see sounds, should I worry?

Vaas: Jason, I swear to god—

I now know what Im doing in 2 hours and he aint here to tell me no

#far cry 3 #jason brody #vaas montenegro #rook islands #vaason #incorrect quotes

[ms-rampage]

Me to John Seed: "You're my favorite parasite… no wait, ringworm's my favorite parasite, you're my second-favorite parasite… I lied. Ringworm then rats with the plague, then you."

#far cry 5 #fc5 #incorrect fc5 #yes thats a quote from rdr2 🤣🤣🤣 #john seed #incorrect far cry 5 #arthur says it to uncle when they take to girls into valentine 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #maybe this can be directed to joseph too 🤔 🤣

[unkownknowledge]

Joseph Seed: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

Jacob: Absolutely the fuck not, the trick is to immediately let people know how weird you are so you scare off the weak ones. The ones who stay because they like how weird you are? Those are the ones you want.

#far cry 5 #joseph seed #jacob seed #incorrect quotes #I know Joseph matching that one is meh. but the second matches Jacob so well it makes me want to kill it

[mythicpal]

Dep: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Sharky: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially Dep, desperately, as Sharky bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Sharky: Oh! B positive. Dep: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Sharky:

#sharky boshaw #deputy #fc5 #far cry #far cry 5 #incorrect quotes #fc5 deputy #queue

[cullxtheherd]

Peacock: *spreads feathers*

Jacob: It's trying to attract you as a mate, John.

John: *lifts shirt*

Jacob: N O !

#far cry 5 #far cry 5 meme #far cry 5 incorrect quotes #jacob seed #john seed

[221bfakerstreet]

#far cry 5 #jacob seed #staci pratt #far cry #fc5 #incorrect quotes

[josephslittledeputy]

What scares you the most?

John: Werewolves!

Jacob: Sharks

Joseph: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death.

Faith: Joseph

Based off this post

#incorrect quotes #sort of #far cry 5 #joseph seed #jacob seed #john seed #faith seed

[handsometheo]

Vaas Montenegro Incorrect Quote

A random post for my favourite Far cry character that I wish more people would write fanfic for, I may start doing that randomly when not doing requests...

NOT MY GIF

Y/n: Look, last night was a mistake.

Vaas: A sexy mistake.

Y/n: No, just a regular mistake.

⊱ ────── {.⋅ ♫ ⋅.} ───── ⊰

Anyway here's links to my Masterlists

Masterlist of Masterlists

Borderlands

And My Redbubble

If anyone gets anything from my redbubble I may be more inclined to keep writing more. So that's cool ig

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[thewanderer-000]

FC5 incorrect quotes

*Jacob and John watching footage of the Deputy in the Whitetail Mountains*

Jacob: Take a look at the whole thing

*Deputy and friends crash on a quad*

John: Oh my goodness!

J: Whoa.

*Jacob rewinds to point of impact and Dep rolls away from crash, switches to another camera angle*

J: Watch her ability to roll.

When Dep hits the ground. Nice roll!

That's what they teach in Jiu Jitsu, John.

You gotta roll.

J: Gee-.

#Far Cry 5 #FC5 #FarCry5 #FC5 incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #Jacob Seed #John Seed

[jasonsnowwhitebrody]

Vaas: My sweet precious Snow White

Jason: Vaas..

Vaas: My teeny Cali boy

Jason: Vaas I'm taller than you

Vaas: So small, so delicate

Jason: Vaas

Vaas: He must be protected at all costs

Jason: Vaas you just watched me beat two motherfuckers faces into the ground

Vaas: Like I said...a baby

#far cry 3 #jason brody #vaas montenegro #rook islands #vaason #incorrect quotes