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madmanwonder · 8 months

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“Pleasure to meet you Princess Alicia Arcturus of the Kingdom of Feoh. I am Sir Gawain, the Knight of the Sun and member of the Knight of the Round Table of his Grace King Arthur Pendragon of Camelot.”

Gawain to Princess Alicia Arcturus

#fate series #fate extra #fate/extra #fate grand order #fate/grand order #gawain #kuroinu #alicia arcturus #crossover au #incorrect fate quotes

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absentmindedadmirer · 2 years

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Sibling Bonds

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Gareth: Does anyone mind handing me a glass of water-?

Gawain: I will-

Percival: I will-

Gawain and Percival: [narrows eyes]

[both race to go get it and prolly break something while Agravain just stiffly hands Gareth a drink nonchalantly]

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Paris: Big brother, can I get some water-?

Hektor: Hah? Just because you're in this form doesn't mean this old man will do everything for you.

[Already headed to the fridge]

Hektor: You need to take responsibility for your own actions, you little brat.

[Already poured the water]

Hektor: Sheesh, this old man isn't going to be there to clean your mess all the time.

[Handing the water over]

Paris: Big brother, you meanie-! Thank you,,

(Apollo: He did it all anyways...)

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Karna: Arjuna, would you mind handing me some water-?

[Arjuna walks past without saying anything.]

Karna: ...

[A moment later, he comes back with a glass.]

Karna: Oh- than-

Karna: Wait, why did you just get me a cup of ice???

Arjuna: Wait for it to melt.

#fate series #fate grand order #fgo gawain #fgo percival #fgo gareth #fgo hektor #fgo paris #fgo agravain #fgo karna #fgo arjuna #incorrect fate quotes #incorrect quotes #i feel the second one in my bones #its literally me and my sibling

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hasmephydoneanythingwrong · 1 year

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"Hiii, Gudaaaa. It's meee, the deviiil... I love youuuu… I’m having so much fun with you!”

Mephistopheles

#source: real time fandub #Caster Mephistopheles #Mephistopheles #Mephistopheles FGO #Mephistopheles Fate #FGO Mephistopheles #Fate Mephistopheles #Guda #quote post #my posts #sonic #real time fandub #GudaMeph #incorrect quotes #incorrect fate quotes #incorrect fgo quotes

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swordlux · 2 years

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Headcanon: Gilgamesh trying to order what to get for lunch

Setting: You and Gilgamesh on a date at a fancy restaurant.

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Gilgamesh: I can’t say that any of these stand up to my caliber. To think these culinary servants would dare offend me with this barbarous selection. Don’t they know who they are serving?

You: Uhm, Gilgamesh…

G: I should have this establishment burnt to the ground. To think that a king such as I would spoil my tongue with such mongrel food? It’s an abomination.

You: Gilgamesh…

G: Let me speak to the ruler of this establishment. I shall show him punishment at my own hands—

You: Gilgamesh!

G: (finally) What?

You: You’re reading it upside down.

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novena-proxy · 1 year

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Guda: hey Nobu I was just wondering if you're religious?

Nobunaga: oh I'm antagonistic!

Guda: do you mean agnostic?

Nobunaga: No *gets gun* I mean antagonistic

#Someone's probably told this joke before and much better #But I think it's funny so #Thyre religion is antagonistic because they have anti divine damage #Guda #Nobukatsu Fate #Nobukatsu #Incorrect Fate Quotes #fgo #fate grand order

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argonometra · 2 months

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Rin: This is actually kind of nice. You planning, me planning. We're like a Servant and Master.

Saber: If we were Servant and Master, the Master would serve iced tea and snickerdoodles.

Rin: I don't have iced tea and snickerdoodles.

Saber: A good Master would go to the store.

#incorrect fate quotes #incorrect media quotes #fate stay night #fsn #the big bang theory #the infestation hypothesis

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fatestaynighttextposts · 10 days

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#fate #fate/stay night #fsn #fate/hollow ataraxia #visual novel #f/sn #text post #incorrect quotes #rin tohsaka #artoria pendragon

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incorrect-spiderverse · 7 months

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*Miguel casually bleeding out on the floor*

Peter B Parker: "Is he going to be ok?"

Lyla: "Yes, just keep applying pressure"

Peter B Parker, leaning in closer to Miguel: "If you die, Gwen, Miles, Pavitr, and Hobie will have no supervision"

Lyla: "Not like that!"

Peter B Parker: "It's true!"

#miguel would either heal quicker or accept his fate quicker #there is no in between #source: tumblr #spiderverse #into spider verse #into the spiderverse #into the spider verse #across the spider verse #peter b parker #peter benjamin parker #miguel is so done with his shit #spiderverse miguel #miguel o'hara #spiderverse lyla #atsv lyla #lyla spiderverse #incorrect quotes #incorrect spiderverse

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fore-seer · 10 months

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#fire emblem #fire emblem fates #fe fates #fe14 #odin fire emblem #owain fire emblem #hinata fire emblem #laslow fire emblem #inigo fire emblem #niles fire emblem #incorrect quotes #source: jame7t on tumblr #my content #shitpost #fates #idk man. take it

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cyber-streak-2 · 3 months

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Prowl: I have the sharpest memory. Try naming one thing I have forgotten.

The Constructicons: You left us in the parking lot 3 days ago.

Prowl: No, that was on purpose. Try harder.

#submission #transformers incorrect quotes #source: fate/grand order #Prowl #The Constructicons #IDW1 #Thanks for the submission :)

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silvantransthranduiltrash · 5 months

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I need for Legolas to have played an epic prank on the twins right as he leaves for the quest, knowing they can’t follow him bc that’d compromise the mission. Elladan and Elrohir are shaking with rage. Meanwhile, elrond and arwen are doing their damndest to choke back their laughter.

Elladan & elrohir: *saying serious goodbyes and wellwishes to Aragorn and Legolas as the walkers are about to set out*

Legolas: i thank you and wish you well.

Legolas & Aragorn: *start walking*

Aragorn, noticing the mischievous glint in Legolas’s eyes: *leans in* what did you do?

Legolas: i took advantage of opportunity.

Meanwhile:

In Imlardis, 2 enraged scream could be heard throughout the realm.

Elladan and Elrohir: *bursting through the doors covered in honey, flour, glitter, and chicken feathers* LEGOLASSSSSSSS!!!!!

Elrond: *choking on his drink* you can’t go after him.

Arwen: *laughing her ass off* OH MY GOD HE GOT YOU GOOD!

Elladan and Elrohir: *swearing as they head towards the showers*

*a few minutes later*

“HOW THE FUCK DID THAT ASSHOLE EXCHANGE OUR SOAPS WITH PINK AND ORANGE DYE-?!”

#lord of the rings #lotr #silmarillion #the hobbit #lotr elves #legolas #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect hobbit quotes #elrond #elladan #elrohir #arwen #aragorn #you cannot tell me Legolas didn’t take advantage of having to go on a stealth mission by pulling the biggest prank on the twins #and getting away with it bc the twins can’t get back at him without risking the fate of the world

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incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes · 11 months

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Star Wars Legends + text posts part 2 (1)

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absentmindedadmirer · 2 years

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Mozart: I am beloved by God, therefore I deserve everything in this establishment free of charge.

Salieri [rubbing his temple because he already has to deal with the impulse not to kill Mozart]: Amadeus, you can't just not pay at a bar.

Mozart: Oh...really...? Well, if I must...

Salieri: I can just pay-

Mozart: (ignored him and leaned over the counter, cupping a hand over his mouth)

Mozart: ...Charge it to Henri-Sanson.

#fgo #incorrect fate quotes #wolfgang amadeus mozart #antonio salieri #fgo mozart #fgo salieri #charles henri-sanson #i still vividly remember mozarts interlude thank you very much #i too will now refuse to pay anything bc god liked me enough to let me stay here

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hasmephydoneanythingwrong · 1 year

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Vritra: You understand now, child of Indra, the power of sinning. And the red, mauve, vermillion Grail. And… all of the other ones that just happened to be lying around.

Arjuna: How’d you get those, man? HOW’D YOU GET THOSE, MAN??

Vritra: Excellent fucking question. 😈 Anyway, time for ME to ASCEND.