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0hheytherebigbadwolf · 6 months
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Young Derek: I don't need a babysitter, why did Scott leave me with-
Stiles: *crushes two Adderall, mixes them into a glass of Red Bull and Hennessey, and downs half in one go*
Young Derek: -an insane person. He left me with an insane person.
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shipsdoishipidk · 18 days
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Jason: *to tim* I’ve been having trouble sleeping lately. I guess it’s because of work an’ shit
Tim: *unphased* uh huh.
Dick: *walking in* hey guys, what’s up?
Tim: *sniggering* Jason’s been having trouble sleeping because of work.
Jason: What the fuck are you laughin-
Dick: You’re having trouble sleeping little wing?! Oh no! *opening his arms wide* If you’re having trouble, come sleep with your Big Brother! I’ll take care of ya 💕
Jason who has a mommy kink and a massive big brother complex on Dick: *insanely turned on* fuck…
Tim: *glaring daggers of promised murder and violence at Jason* *whispering* Don’t. You. Dare.
Jason-petty ass-Todd: …you know what dick, I think I’ll take you up on that!
Tim, lunging out of his chair at him: YOU MOTHERFU-
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eraserheadswatching · 10 months
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Izuku talking to the Vestiges: so what was your favorite moment before you died? It has to be the closest to when you died though.
Nana: my very last moments when I flipped off All for One and gave a sassy hair flip, just before he crushed me with a giant bolder.
Banjo: That one time when I dropkicked All for one using my blackwhip
2nd, still in the corner: I made All for one cry once
Yoichi: when I escaped the vault and left a recording of my voice that was triggered by the vault door opening that had me cursing him out and telling him that next time he wants to keep someone in a vault to take care of their mental state too, because I'm coming for him.
Everyone: silence
2nd: when did this happen?
Yoichi: I had it recorded for a while, it was supposed to be either for my funeral or for a last message when i got out sort of thing. I set it up while you guys were getting some stuff to take with us back to camp but I had almost nothing to pack so I just did that and then shoved everything I owned into a bag.
Izuku: that sounds fun.
Aizawa, walking in on the conversation: Izuku who are you talking to?
Izuku, looking him dead (haha) in the eyes: dead people. They are talking about the best experiences they had before death.
Aizawa, tired: and why does that sound fun?
Izuku, forgetting to give Aizawa context: well, the one who is all for one's brother left him a voice recording telling him off once he was able to escape the vault he put him in, that's what sounds fun. Not being in the vault, but the voice recording.
(I will let you continue this before I get out of hand and use too much space for the ask space to handle)
(im just laughing my ass off at this it's funny as fuck thank you for the ask!)
aizawa sitting down next to izuku : okay so... what else was the others best moments?
izuku : nana flipped him off and did a sassy hair flip! Banjo drop kicked him with the help of blackwip! second made him cry! ans ofc yoichis! so someone else go!
aizawa pale : how did they die again?
izukj : all for one. they all died to him apart from the 4th!
aizawa : Oh....
en: I mean I told him to go suck a rubber duck before throwing a bunch of them at him..
izuku snorting laughing : YOU DID WHAT?
aizawa : what they do?
izuku : en threw a bunch of rubber ducks at all for one while telling him to go fuck himself with them!
aizawa chucking : okay that's good.
third : I gave him a clone nose and wig and told him to go be with his brethren
izuku : WHAT... HAHAHA FUCK OFF REALLY?
aizawa : care to share?
izuku : pffttt 3rd gave him a clown nose and wig and told him to be with his brethren!
aizawa snorting a little : pfft that's amazing
izuku nodding : well now I feel like I gotta step up when I die.
aizawa : no.
one for all users : absolutely not.
izuku : dahm shut down so fast....
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lunareclipses-moments · 4 months
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Red string of trouble
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Idia x FAB reader
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That's part 2 , but you can read both of them separately
Part 1
Tags: @ryuuisthecutest
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As the first rays of sunlight nudged the humans, some were reminded of their responsibilities, reluctantly emerging from the small safe haven known as bed, groaning and clearly dissatisfied with being awake. The other half remained wide awake, potentially completing a late assignment, gaming into the night, shedding tears and seeking forgiveness from God (Rollo), or possibly grappling with insomnia.
One the other hand Ortho Expecting his brother to be wide awake, Ortho anticipated the usual sight of him glued to his computer screen as if it were his lifeline. However, that morning brought an unexpected change. His brother was sprawled on the floor, fixated on his thumb like a lovesick high schooler, giggling, and mumbling words in a charmingly incorrect manner.
"Ortho!! You're awake! How was your power nap?" exclaimed Idia, unusually excited and brimming with life, a stark contrast to his usual demeanor.
"Who is this?! What did he do to my gloomy, depressed older brother? Is this the real world, or am I still dreaming? Yeah, probably,"Ortho pondered deeply. Deciding not to spoil his mood, he chose to ignore it for now.
"It was great, nii-san. But what put you in such a great mood, especially in the morning?" Ortho inquired.
Huh, me? I'm always in a good mood when I see the most adorable robot, who happens to be my lovely younger brother," Idia said, faking an innocent face to lure his younger brother.
'Liar! Oh, that's probably because I took his lab coat and forbade him from wearing it indoors to game,' Ortho thought, starting to feel slightly annoyed by his older brother's bad hygiene habits.
"No, I'm not giving your lab coat back. Deal with it," Ortho stated as he made his way towards the door. Idia hurriedly closed it, panicking, "No, wait! That's not what I was going to ask!"
"So you want something from me. I am hurt, nii-san," Ortho faked an expression of being hurt to tease his brother. Idia was starting to think he hurt the little robot's feelings.
"No, no, no, you got it all wrong—" but Ortho interrupted him before he could continue his sentence.
"I'm just joking, nii-san. Of course, I am happy to help with anything, except illegal behavior, of course," Ortho finished with a little giggle.
"You know, maybe I'm starting to regret letting you resign from the film club," Idia said, feeling like a fool being played by his brother like that.
"You still didn't answer my question, though," Ortho asked, ignoring his last pity remark.
"Define illegal?" Idia asked, not meeting Ortho's gaze. On the other hand, Ortho was starting to worry about what kind of foolish things his brother got himself into, or maybe he was planning something harmful.
"I don't know, maybe kidnapping?!" answered a very concerned and confused Ortho.
"For your information, the king of the underworld kidnapped his lover, and she still loved him back."
"Idia... That was a story our parents used to tell us before bed. You're not planning to kidnap someone, are you?" Ortho was in a frenzy from his brother's crazy ideas, and a very uncomfortable silence fell between them.
"Is this the part where you tell me you were joking?" asked Ortho, trying to break the silence.
"Nope, I am dead serious," replied Idia without hesitation.
"But that's the part where I leave and forget that this conversation happened," giggled Ortho.
"Unless you want me to cook up a plan that doesn't involve kidnapping and Stockholm syndrome," ortho suggested as idia analyzed his plans and the possibilities. He thought that maybe giving Ortho a chance might help him.
"But if it doesn't work, we'll go back to my original plan," Ortho couldn't help but sigh at his brother.
"Ah, fine. But only because I know my plan will work just fine. Go get some sleep; you look like a sleep-deprived zombie," he added, knowing he was dealing with Idia.
"Sleeping is overrated."
"Go to bed, or I am calling Mum." Ortho was ready to stoop that low just to get his brother to bed.
As the day went by, Idia couldn't help but feel like something was amiss. After his previous conversation with Ortho, the little robot was nowhere to be found. Worry started to gnaw at him, but his concerns were momentarily replaced when Ortho sent him a text, instructing him to go to the woods behind the ramshackle dorm in the dead of night.
'I have a very bad feeling about this,' Idia thought to himself, screaming internally.
Meanwhile, with Ortho and the ramshackle perfect, Ortho was set on putting his plan into action. Following his unconventional conversation with Idia, he sought out the perfect. If his brother couldn't talk to her normally, then he would help him, whether Idia liked it or not.
This led him to engage in a pleasant conversation with the perfect, highlighting how wonderful his brother truly was and how much of a sweetheart he could be once you got to know him. Surprisingly, the perfect seemed to take a liking to Idia.
'Everything is falling according to the plan,' Ortho couldn't help but think to himself.
"You know, Ortho, I actually enjoy talking with you. It feels nice conversing with an intelligent being once in a while," her words filled Ortho's ears, eliciting a giggle from him.
"You know, Perfect, I made a surprise for you," Ortho's words reached her, and she couldn't help but feel confused.
"Huh, me?"
"Yeah, you. I heard that you were searching for your soulmate, and I think I can help you," Ortho's voice carried a hint of knowing something she didn't.
"Well then, what are you waiting for?! Lead the way, lil guy."
"Heheh, I knew you would listen to me,but you will lead the way , we will you the string around your finger as our guide " their laughter filled the small forest as they ventured into the pitch black forest
On the other side, as Idia walked into the small forest, he couldn't help but groan at the soreness he felt, and the burning sensation around his thumb wasn't helping at all.
'Ortho, you're lucky that I love you because if I didn't, I wouldn't be here,' he sighed. Despite the discomfort, he continued walking, occasionally bumping his head into random tree branches. After five minutes of aimless wandering, he heard voices.
The voices were familiar, in fact, it was his brother's voice along with another. Out of curiosity, he stealthily made his way closer to eavesdrop on his brother's conversation. However, his not-so-subtle attempt at stealth was thwarted when he accidentally snapped a stick under his foot, prompting the perfect and Ortho to look around in confusion.
"Huh, no, I didn't hear anything at all," Ortho replied, attempting to divert the perfect's attention away from the mysterious noise who was probably his brother;to salvage his plan.
"I swear I heard something."
"Well, if you're interested, I can look for it, but you have to follow the red string on your pinkie, though."
"But—"
"No 'buts,' go!" Ortho insisted, lightly pushing her forward.
"Fine, but if I get kidnapped, it's your fault."
"Don't worry, no one will kidnap you today, at least," he muttered the last words to himself with a sarcastic laugh.
"What was that?" the perfect questioned, catching Ortho off guard.
"Nothing at all"
As the perfect followed the red string, she felt like she was chasing prey that kept slipping away every time she got close. Unbeknownst to her, Idia was indeed running away from her, fueled by a desperate attempt to avoid being caught. However, his limited stamina betrayed him, leaving him gasping for air while leaning against a tree for support.
"Finally found you! Do you know how many sticks and stones I tripped over to reach you?" she exclaimed as she approached the crouched and breathless Idia. Despite the guilt creeping in, he mustered the courage to turn around and face her.
"Well, congratulations on finding what you were searching for. But sorry to disappoint you, though. I'm not going to be your knight in shining armor or the prince that will whisk you away to his fairy castle. Feel free to turn around and go home. I'm ready for rejection," he added with a touch of sarcasm before turning away and attempting to walk off.
Just then, he felt something grab his hand. "Look, we landed on the wrong foot here. How about we get to know each other first? Even though Ortho told me a lot of great stories about you, I'd like to hear it from your mouth. I'll start first," she suggested, extending her hand for him to shake.
"Hello there, my soulmate. My name is Y/n; I am the ramshackle perfect. I'm not from here, and I would like to know more about you." To say Idia was stunned was understandable, but he wasn't about to let this opportunity slip away, so he shook her hand.
"Idia Shroud, Ignihyde dorm leader. Nice to meet you too, I guess."
"Ortho was right; you can be nice when you want to be," she exclaimed with a little giggle.
"Speaking of Ortho, where is he?" she wondered, looking around.
"No idea, but I wouldn't worry too much. He's probably here hiding somewhere."
Unknown to them, the little robot was sitting in the tree above them, silently observing as they chatted the night away. Ortho, perched in the branches, watched with a contented smile as his matchmaking efforts unfolded. The trio enjoyed each other's presence without realizing that this ordinary night would lead them to something even more magical.
As they laughed and shared stories under the moonlit canopy, the small forest became witness to the beginning of a beautiful journey. Little did they know, the magic of that night would set the stage for countless more enchanting moments and enduring connections, weaving a tapestry of memories that would last a lifetime. The little robot, hidden among the leaves, silently celebrated the success of his unexpected and heartwarming adventure in bringing two souls together.
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galacticrainbowsaz · 5 months
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*Nami fixes Luffy's strawhat*
Luffy: You fixed it! Thanks!
Nami: Well, you said it was your treasure, right?
*Luffy realising Nami's island is her treasure*
Luffy: I'm calling my fist the Sewing Needle, cause I'm bout to fix this shit!
The crew: ???
Arlong: .. Wha- *smashed by the Sewing Needle*
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phoenixkaptain · 2 years
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Tim: “You’re gonna tell on me, aren’t you? God, that’s so un-rad of you.”
Dick: “Tim for the last time, you were stabbed three times, I’m going to tell the docTOR-!”
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raeofgayshine · 1 year
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Jason, holding up Damian: Stinky
Dick: No!!! Don’t be mean!!
Jason, swaying him back and forth: Stinky bastard man
Dick: No!!!!!!
Tim, not looking up from his case files: Naught baby. Brat Robin.
Dick: NO!!!!!!!!!
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To-day we heard of the launch having been detained by an accident when trying to force a way up the rapids.
Arthur, on the deck of his steamer, staring up at at a waterfall with rapids past it: ...how are we going to get up there?
Jonathan, kukri between his teeth, already in the river, slamming his shoulder into the back of the boat: GET OUT AND PUSH!
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imasexypotato · 1 year
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Lucerys: Look like we can't mansplain, malewife or manipulate our way out of this one.....
Aemond: .......
Aemond: *Happy* Manslaughter it is
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padawansuggest · 2 years
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Obi-Wan: *meeting Leia for the first time when they decide to bring the twins together after Darth Vader finally went nuts and took himself and the Emperor out ten years after Order 66* So… where is the lil one?
Bail: *points at a low table* She’s observing.
Obi-Wan: ??? *kneels down next to the table to find a growling ten year old with rabies* oh! Hello there!
Leia: *growls*
Bail: She’s fine, just let her sniff you first or something.
Obi-Wan: *sniffles, tears start to form* She’s just like Ani…
Bail: Lmao
Breha: Oh no. Don’t like that sentence.
Bail: Lol I do.
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bunnyskull152 · 1 year
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Stiles: “I have never actually been caught smoking weed but I’m pretty sure my dad knows sober people don’t give goodnight handshakes.”
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0hheytherebigbadwolf · 8 months
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Stiles: There is a time and place for decaf coffee.
Stiles: Never and in the trash.
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Wind: what is love?
Hyrule, aroace: love is fake
Legend, married: no, no, its a way to commit tax fraud
Four, engaged to a dead man: bullshit is what it is.
Wild:
Wild, quietly: baby don't hurt me, dont hurt me, no more
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eraserheadswatching · 2 years
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some crack idea with the ofa vestiges and izuku +some aizawa
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izuku calmly talking to the vestiges in the living room fo the dorms : and then he said
yoichi : wait I head something....
Hikage Shinomori : yeah... nine hold on for a second
Daigoro Banjo :OMG WHO CARES I WANNA HEAR THE REST.
En :...its a person... who'd be up at 3am?
aizawa who's hiding behind the wall confused as fuck : what the fuck
izuku without missing a beat : aizawa sensei.
aizawa panicked even more because what in the fuck is going on : WHAT THE FUCK
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incorrectv7kquotes · 9 months
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"I won't hesitate, bitch"
-Varian after Hugo ate his ham sandwich
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artistyuri · 10 months
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Incorrect Tears of the Kingdom Quotes
Spoiler warning for Tears of the Kingdom
Link: Hey Sid-OH GOD
Sidon: -panting, turning to Link while splattered with blood- Ah, Link! Hello my friend~!
Link: I-Is...Is that the head of the Lynel on Ploymus mountain...?
Sidon: Hm? -looks at the Lynel head in his hand- Oh, yes. Yes it is.
Link: And you killed it yourself...?
Sidon: -looks back up at Link- Well you see, Link. I needed to scope out a new location for my dear elder sister's memorial, and Ploymus Mountain has such a lovely view. The only issue was this nasty beast, so I dealt with it.
Link: ...
Link: -just happy that Sidon is proud of himself- The mountain does have a nice view.
Sidon: -absolutely beaming with pride- It does, doesn't it?? Mipha would be so happy to see it!!
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