fez, to lexi: bro you better shut the fuck up before i look at you one day and feel warm and realize i've fallen in love with you bro
fez: dude i’m serious, quit it
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this is canon my boy fezco just told me
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blue is fez and gray is lexi
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*Fezco in handcuffs, getting taken by cops
Fezco: Lexi!
Lexi: I don’t know what to say, Fezco! Seeing you in handcuffs; accused of murder . . . I’ve never loved you more.
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Rue: *in the camera* i mean do i annoy Fez? Yes sure i do. But does he hate me for it? No I’m like his little sister.. does he like anything about me? Maybe. I mean.. at least one thing probably.
Fez: the only thing i like about Rue is her best friend, lex—
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Rue has lost Fez & Lexi at a party
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Fezco: Why did you leave Wrestlemania on for the cats?
Lexi: They need to learn how to protect us.
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Ash to Lexi and Fez: y’all are nasty as fuck makin out all over the place. Make me want to throw up and shi. Disgusting
Random person: yeah I don’t really understand what Lexi sees in Fez. He’s a drop out drug dea-
Ash *cocks his gun*: whachu say? You wanna say that again motherfucker?
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fez loves listening to lexi rambles about facts and knowledge, but sometimes she's so unhinged about it, like :
lexi: i love sylvia plath's poems, the way she wrote just makes me feel things you know?
fez: bet
lexi: such a shame she put her head in the oven
fez: she did what?!
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The feminine urge to be the girl he stops his hoe phase for…
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lexi: when is your birthday?
fez: february 22nd
lexi: of what year?
fez: every year
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so true of fez
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lexi: do you have skeletons in your closet?
ash: you mean literally or figuratively?
lexi: honestly, the fact that i even have to specify…
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*Lexi and fez talking about parenting
Fez: I mean can you really see me saying “go to your room! You’re grounded!” ?
Lexi: Can you see me saying, “you’re grounded!” ?
Fez: …You said that to me last week 😐
Lexi: How hard is it? No shoes on the furniture! 😠
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Fez’s grandma: don’t fall in love k?
Fez: *nods*
Lexi: hi :)
Fez: fuck
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Fez would share almost anything with Lexi, but when it comes to his favourite snacks...
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