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Ashe: wHUUH! UNG- PAC MAN!!!
Caspar: [Laughs hysterically] I never heard a man sound more dead. [Imitates Ashe] paC-mAn! [Laughs even more]
Caspar: NOOoOOO! It's not funny when it happens to me, I just realized.
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Edelgard: So… I’m having… problems with the professor

Hubert: ‘Their body won’t fit in your car’ problems 'you like them’ problems

Edelgard: I like them problems

Hubert: Too bad. I could have helped with the first one

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Corrin: My husband is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Niles: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over pain, kiss him.
Jakob: Tackle him.
Selena: Divorce him.
Charlotte: Kick him in the shins.
Leo: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!
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Byleth, finishing a lecture: Any questions?

Claude: Who would win in a race between a snail and a worm?

Byleth: I ment questions about what I was teachi-

Hilda: The worm

Claude: Yes! Worms rule!

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