#incorrect fire emblem quotes

[meebochii]

Robin: You're going to be a great father, Chrom.

Chrom: How can you be so sure?

Robin: Because I'll be there to kick your ass if you aren't.

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[caterpillarinacave]

Chrom: So a mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Chrom: Then I started thinking.

Chrom: Like it was just trying to get food.

Chrom: How would I feel if I went to the fridge for a snack and the door snapped shut and snapped my neck?

Chrom: How would I feel then, Robin.

Robin:

Robin: Chrom, when did you get into my tent???

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[incorrect-leokamu-quotes]

Leo: [studiously doing his homework, listening instrumental music, very focused]

Corrin: [upside down in her desk chair] Do you think stars have feelings?

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[luaminesce]

Edelgard: ...And that's the bisexual agenda.

Dorothea: What's the bisexual agenda?

Hubert: We were just... joking around.

Dorothea: No, I'm bisexual. I want to know the agenda.

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[foolilazuli]

Seidr: Summoner, would you make a child with me?

Alfonse, busting down the door: NOW HOLD ON A SECOND!

Fjorm, following in: I object! That was… objectionable!

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[ghostb0o]

Alcryst to himself: L + ratio + you're not diamant + you're not diamant +you're not diamant + you're not dia

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[givemeafish]

Hilda: Sooo, did you kiss Edelgard?

Claude: No, the moment wasn't right. Look, this woman could actually be my future wife. I want our first kiss to be amazing

Hilda: Aww, thats so sweet. So you chickened out like a little bitch, huh?

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[kasinonightlife]

Edelgard: I just found out from Shez today that when Hubert died and the service did the 21-gun salute at his funeral, Monica said, “They should aim at the coffin to be sure.”

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[the-herdier]

Rhea: "Claude von Riegan. I see we're making our visits a weekly ritual."

Claude, smiling: "Only so we can have these moments together. Should I, uh, hit the lights?"

Rhea, rolling her eyes: "Oh, very clever, wyvern boy. Says here you exposed yourself in the mess hall?"

Claude: "I was joking with the cook. It was a bratwurst."

Rhea: "A bratwurst?"

Rhea: "Aren't we the optimist?"

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[geasthewritingrat]

Sylvain: Felix, I'm dying

Felix: Okay good

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[ladyfarona]

Byleth: I take my duty as leader of the Church of Seiros seriously!

Also Byleth: *offers 10,000 Renown on the Pagan Altar to get cool weapons* Please don't tell Rhea.

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[princesilverlining]

ah, yes, another day in my church-school, i have no negative feelings toward this. absolutely no grievances

- edelgard probably

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[incorrect-leokamu-quotes]

Corrin: I slept for almost twelve hours but I might still be tired so let's go for twelve more just in case.

Leo: Corrin, that's a coma.

Corrin: Sounds festive.

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[luaminesce]

In these troubled times between our nations, I would like to reach out to Archbishop Rhea and say, "I have shagged your mother".

Edelgard von Hresvelg

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[incorrectfriendemblem]

"Ferdie, I want you to look in my eyes. I AM BISEXUAL. I LOVE TIDDIES."

Dorothea

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[cat-denied]

someones done this before im sure but i dont care i was struck by the muse of inspiration and way-too-high-effort shitposts. enjoy

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