Eddie: I hate him.
Chimney: Who?
Eddie: Tommy.
Hen: I thought he was your new second-best Bestie after Buck?
(Eddie watches behind Hen and Chim as Buck greets Tommy with a kiss when he drops by the firehouse)
Eddie:...Nope. Changed my mind. Hate him. Hate him with a passion.
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Hen: Hey Buck, that shirt you're wearing looks great!
Buck: Thanks Hen!
Chim: But we would bet it would look even better on Eddie's floor.
Eddie: Are you guys hitting on Buck... for me?
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BUCK: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
BOBBY: Can everyone on this godforsaken team please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"?
EDDIE: Ya know... it might be.
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Eddie: Guys, we have an announcement.
Buck: Let's just say if Eddie was a genuine cowboy, I saved 20 horses the past week alone.
Hen: That is absolutely the worst way I've ever heard someone say that they were dating.
Chimney: I have, somehow, unfortunately, heard worst.
Ravi: I don't know whether to say congrats or 'damn', because that's a lot of horses.
Athena: ...Dear, please do not plan Eddie's murder.
Bobby, teeth grinding: I'm just thinking about it, I'm not going to do it. I'm not. Honest.
Maddie, unfazed: So when's the wedding?
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Buck: that’s it. it’s freezing. i’m turning the heat up
Eddie: no. if you're cold, go stand in the corner. it’s ninety degrees over there
Buck:
Eddie:
Buck: Eds… it’s never hard to love you but sometimes it feels like you're testing me
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Chim: hey where’s Buck?
Hen: I don’t know, hold on. We’ll find him, just look at Eddie.
Chim: *looking at Eddie* Buck isn’t with him though.
Hen: just follow his line of sight.
Hen & Chim: *follows Eddie’s eyes to See Buck standing across the room talking to someone else*
Chim: oh my god-
Hen: yeah, that works 90 percent of the time 🙄
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Bobby: No.
Buck: *batting eyelashes* Please?
Hen: What have we told you about batting your eyelashes?
Buck, giving up: ...It only works on Eddie.
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Bobby: If you had one day left on earth, what would you do with it?
Eddie: Say goodbye and mend my relationships.
Buck: Something illegal.
Chim: Accept my fate.
Hen: Message ten people and say that if they don't forward my message to ten people, I'll die tomorrow.
Bobby:... Holy crap, that's brutal.
Buck: That's awesome.
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Hen: Only geniuses can say these four words quickly: Eye. Yam. Stew. Peed.
Eddie: Oh, come on, no one's falling for that—
Buck & Chimmney, in unison: IAMSTUPID
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Buck: What are the odds you think Bobby would give me a promotion?
Chimney: You? Evan "In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised" Buckley?
Buck: Y'know, just because I don't have a middle name, doesn't mean you guys need to give me one.
Hen: Oh yes, yes, it does.
Eddie: I don't have a middle name.
Chimney: Oh yes you do.
Hen: Yeah, you're Edmundo "Second Half of a Whole Idiot" Diaz.
Eddie: What? Who's the...first half?
(Hen and Chim both look at Buck)
Buck: I'm not an idiot! Why am I an idiot?
Chimney: Technically, you're just half of an idiot.
Hen: And in your defense, you WERE left unsupervised...
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Buck: Why do you guys treat me like I'm a kid! I'm 30!
Chimney: Because you act like one.
Buck: I do not-
Hen: You asked Bobby to ride the seesaw with you after a call. An hour ago. And then you pouted when he said no.
Buck: It's not my fault you people don't know what fun is.
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*Bobby and Athena are visiting the Buckley-Diaz house*
Athena: So, how are you two handling life with a teenager and a baby?
Eddie: It’s exhausting, but also really great. I just didn’t know it was possible for someone to cry this much.
Athena: Oh, May was the same. Your little one will grow out of it, don’t you worry about that.
Eddie: Oh, no no. Our baby is an angel, she’s been no trouble at all.
Athena: But, you just said…
Buck: *Walking into the room holding the baby, tears in his eyes* Eddie, I love her so much! But not more than Chris! I love them both equally!
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CHIMNEY: You think that’s cringe? Moms around the world wait 9 months just to end up naming their kid Evan.
BUCK: Hey, fuck you, Howard.
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Ravi: One word to describe Buck. Theme is colors.
Chimney: Orange. A very loud and happy orange.
Hen: Purple. Ambitious, not afraid to change.
Bobby: Green. For new beginnings.
Athena: Blue. Like the sea or sky.
Maddie: Yellow. A warm sunshine.
Eddie: Red. Passionate, loving...
Buck, tying not to cry: I'm a fucking rainbow. I fucking love it.
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