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huachengslastbraincell · 3 years

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Daisuke: Can’t you at least try and look at things from my point of view?

Suzue and Haru: [Crouches down to Daisuke's height]

Daisuke: I hate you both.

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qvalcuno · 4 years

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Haru: I'm ignoring you.

Daisuke:

Haru: I said I'm ignoring you.

Daisuke:

Haru: Stop ignoring me ignoring you!

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particularfangirl · 4 years

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Haru: I'm straight-

*Suzue and Daisuke walk through the door*

Haru: Straight up lying to myself.

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supremekingofsalvation · 4 years

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Kamei: oh c'mon! I wasn't that drunk!

Haru: You tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

Kamei: *already crying* BECAUSE YOU ARE!!

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daisukes-creditcard · 4 years

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daisuke: This tea tastes exquisite and exotic, what is it called?

haru: I call it, boiled gatoradé

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shuotaizawa · 4 years

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fkbu episode 3

expectations: two bros going on a trip to hong kong and spending 𝓆𝓊𝒶𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓎 time together

reality: sugar daddy introducing his sugar baby to his grandma. they also defuse a hostage situation together like an off-brand Mr and Mrs Smith

#were we robbed or were we gifted #fkbu ep 3 in One text post #clover works: we didnt give u what u want but we gave u what u deserved ✨✨✨#DAISUKE TRUSTING HARU'S WORDS..... ''u said he wasnt the type to kill people''#WE ARE WINNING TONIGHT BOYS!#fugou keiji balance: unlimited #fkbu #daisuke kambe #haru katou #daiharu #daisuke x haru #suzue kambe #millionaire detective #millionaire detective balance unlimited #incorrect fkbu #incorrect quotes #fugou keiji

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evieonic · 3 years

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Haru: God, give me patience.

Daisuke: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Haru: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

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onabikaa · 4 years

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Daisuke, bombing up even more criminals: i love arson

Haru, desperately trying to rescue the poor criminals: but we don’t have a son????

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heusuke · 4 years

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Expectations of the show: fun cop show where the stuck up one learns how to Become a Human Person™ by the end of the show and they both grow as people

Reality: pain. pain. pain. Main character mistreated half the time, death and destruction increases with each episode, body count skyrocketing, dramatic reveals, did I mention pain?

#fkbu #fugou keiji #fugou keiji balance unlimited #incorrect fugou keiji quotes #fugou keiji balance: unlimited #help I thought this was going to be a fun show

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chiisaired · 4 years

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Look, I'm not a haru stan or a daisuke stan. I stan both of them. They're lovable in their own way. What I'm trying to say is,

I saw a lot of appreciation post about daisuke nom nom scene, like hell it is adorable. This man actually eat the jelly bean AND that instant ramen.

But why is no one talking about that SCENE WHERE HARU IS IN THE CAR WITH A 100% RELATBLE EXPRESSION AND MOOD!?!?

NOT TO MENTION THAT UNBUTTONED SHIRT.

I MEAN COME ON. i think this scene needs more recognition.

I agree that this

That's hot. No joke. A guy with glasses are always more than OK in my book. More points for the entrance AND holding a weapon. That's gold stuff.

But good boy baru also need those hot and relatable moments to get recognized. He's doing his best guys, he's doing his best.

Who can hate this cutie pie.

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huachengslastbraincell · 3 years

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"Kambe Daisukr can eat my ass"

— Katou Haru

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moodysnowflake · 4 years

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Yuri’s reaction at Viktor banning katsudon, probably

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qvalcuno · 4 years

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Haru: I know you think you're helping, but you're not.

Daisuke: I don't think I'm helping.

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13075 · 4 years

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fkbu au where everything is the same but every time haru calls daisuke bastard, he calls him pretty bastard

daisuke: can u believe i just arrested these two criminals and i only have to spend 20 billion?

haru, massaging his temples: you pretty bastard... get out before i strangle you

daisuke:

haru:

daisuke: did you just call me pre—

haru: GET OUT

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hanazuku-kun · 4 years

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Haru: if I had a coin for every time I ended up hanging from a bridge, I would have 2 coins. Which isn’t much but it’s weird that it happened twice.

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supremekingofsalvation · 4 years

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Kamei: It's funny how you and Haru became lovers. Didn't he hate you at first?

Daisuke: He hates everybody at first. It's his way of reaching out to people.

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