#incorrect flash quotes

[brinleyparke]

Oliver: Don’t preach to me about romance, Barry. I had a three-way in a hot-air balloon.

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[angst-is-love-angst-is-life]

Eobard Thawne: One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid and it makes me sad

#this is one of the most him quotes I’ve ever seen #eobard thawne #reverse flash #dc #the flash #dc comics #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect flash quotes #my posts #source: tbbt #also if someone’s done this before I apologize

[icedteaandoldlace]

Chillblaine: So, you're the infamous Killer Frost.

Frost: Nope. I'm just Frost now.

Chillblaine: What happened to Killer?

Caitlin, cocking her rifle: I'm right here.

#incorrect Flash quotes #Caitlin Snow #Killer Frost #Frost #Killblaine #The Flash #s7 #how their first meeting should have gone

[lovingflash]

Barry waking up from yet another coma: *yawns* Hey guys, what time is it.

Cisco: Hey, it's about 2 am dude, you hungry?

Barry: Oh cool, Yeah I'm up for some food.

Caitlin holding all of her medical equipment: Guys can you please stop pretending that nothing happened.

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[icyr0ads]

S.T.A.R. Labs Shenanigans part 41

Cisco: Where is your shoe?

H.R.: The giant puddle in front of Jitters demanded a sacrifice.

#cisco ramon #hr wells #it's all Mark Mardon's fault #incorrect flash quotes #flash incorrect quotes #s.t.a.r. labs shenanigans

[incorrectquotes-multiphandom]

Joe: Pop quiz, what happens to the car if you press the brake and accelerator at the same time?

Barry: It takes a screenshot.

#he doesn’t have a car guys #he doesn’t need one #and never drives one #I know he’s smart #but he’s also an idiot #Wally would be mortified #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #barry allen #the flash #incorrect flash quotes #wally west #joe west #joe wouldn’t even want him to have a car atp #multiphan incorrect

[neon-mooni]

Harry: I see a light! I'm gonna go towards it!

Cisco: Don't go towards the light!

Harry: 😑 It’s not that kind of light.

#incorrect flash quotes #The Flash

[batfamgalore]

*The Justice League reaches out to Nightwing and tells him they need help on a case. Dick asks Bruce why they asked him*

Bruce: I might have mentioned to the Justice League, accidentally, that you… might be able to help.

Dick: Whoah. Time out. Flag on the play. Did you vouch for me?

Bruce: No. I wouldn’t say exactly I vouched for you.

Dick: Wally, Bruce vouched for me.

Bruce: I did not vouch for you.

Dick: You were bragging on me. You have a dad crush on me.

Bruce: Dick, I was not bragging on you. I was merely stating facts about your track record that are in the newspaper.

Dick: Let’s hug it out.

Bruce: Put your arms down.

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[superbat-love]

Barry: Hey Clark, we heard about your recent breakup. Really sorry to hear that, man.

Clark: [gloomily] Yeah...

Bruce: [stares out the window]

Arthur: You will meet someone better suited for you one day—your destined soulmate.

Clark: I hope so.

Bruce:

Hal: I mean, who wouldn't go for you? You're strong, smart and handsome!

Clark: Thanks Hal.

Barry: Yeah! I’m sure you'll meet someone who's just as kind and attentive and knows how to cheer you up whenever you're feeling down.

Clark: Mn.

Hal: Hey, there's this new bar that just opened up in downtown Metropolis! We should go and check it out this weekend! Whaddya say?

Arthur, Hal and Barry stare expectantly at Bruce.

Bruce: [slowly turns to look at Clark] I like the look of your bleeding heart.

Arthur, Hal & Barry: ???

Clark: [visibly cheers up] Thanks Bruce! You know, it took a few attempts to grow those flowers in outer space, but I finally got it right! They look slightly different from those cultivated on Earth, but I find them unique. I'm glad you like them too!

Arthur, Hal & Barry: It worked?!

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[burning-quesadilla]

Wally: I need life advice.  Dick, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.

#Heyyyyy guess who’s back on their incorrect quotes bullshit #Wally #kid flash #dick grayson #robin #nightwing #dc #young justice #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc #birdflash #dickwally

[celaenaeiln]

Damian: These colors for Robin are terrible. I simply refuse to believe father chose red, yellow, and green to hide in the night. The tactical planning behind this suit is abhorrent. Who in the world picked it?

Tim: *not even glancing up* Dick.

Damian: These are exemplary colors, truly no one could have chosen better. Red to represent passion, yellow for happiness, and green for new beginnings- as expected of Grayson, only he could come up with such a brilliant and thoughtful design. Not to mention, it’s a test in blending into your surroundings despite your attire which is extremely useful in the field for other missions. Marvelous planning and insight.

#Damian backtracked so fast he accidentally time traveled and met Dick again during his robin days #the Flashes dropped by to learn how he did it without running #damian wayne #robin #tim drake #red robin #dick grayson #nightwing #batfam incorrect quotes

[cod-dump]

Alex: You can’t get married, the Bible said Adam and Eve not Simon and Johnny. Come back after you legally change your names

Ghost:

Ghost: Do you realize how close I was to stabbing you?

Alex: Honestly thought you were going to before I even finished the joke. I am pleasantly surprised

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[icedteaandoldlace]

Caitlin: You know what? You guys should date.

Cisco:

Barry:

Caitlin: AND THEN NOT TELL ME ABOUT IT!

Barry:

Cisco:

Barry (whispering): I think she knows.

#incorrect Flash quotes #The Flash #Barrisco #Barry Allen #Cisco Ramon #Caitlin Snow #O.G. Team Flash #original quote source: Hannah Montana

[lovingflash]

Cisco, to Team flash: I would walk through fire for team flash.

Cisco: well not fire that's dangerous but a very humid room.

Cisco: Only a not to humid room because of my hair.

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[icyr0ads]

S.T.A.R. Labs Shenanigans part 43

Harry: I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took four days, but whatever.

#surprise I'm not dead #harry wells #incorrect flash quotes #flash incorrect quotes #s.t.a.r. labs shenanigans

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: SUPERBOY!!!

[somewhere else]

Bart, terrified: What was that?!?

Cassie: That was the call of someone who is very pissed and on a mission to fuck someone up.

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