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f1incorrects · 2 days ago
Seb: Did none of you think this was a bad idea?
Mick: Oh no, we all did.
Seb:
Seb: And you went through with it anyway?
Lance: Yup.
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formulamuppet · 5 days ago
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Alex: You know you can die from that, right? Charles: *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point. George: *drinking alcohol* We’re trying to speed this up. Lando: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*
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goldfish-in-a-bowl · 3 months ago
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{memories}
max: seb can you help me with homework.
seb: sure, what do you need help with.
max: it's an assignment that I have to interview you.
seb: interview about what?
max: about what you did before all of us were born.
seb: well then we will be here for a long time then.
mick: what are you guys doing?
seb: i am about to help max with his homework.
mick: can I be here?
max: sure but don't disturb us.
mick: okay
max: can we start seb?
seb: sure. I was an f1 driver and I was a test driver for BMW Sauber then..
A few minutes later
seb: then we got to the last race and I won the race.
mick: so you won the championship!! *in an excited voice*.
seb: yes I did and that was only the beginning.
flashbacks
"just you wait sunshine just you wait."
"Sebastian Vettel You are the world champion! The world champion!"
"Du Bist Weltmeister!"
"Ring Ding Ding Ding Ding."
"let's not forget you are the youngest world champion in F1 history."
"you've joined the greats."
"Sebastian Vettel you are the man!"
seb was thinking of all the great and wonderful moments and memories of him winning 4 world championships.
max: seb you are awesome!
mick: you are the best!
seb looked at them with tears in his eyes.
seb: thank you guys.
seb hugs them and they hug back.
mick: seb why are you crying?
seb: they are happy tears.
max: seb thank you for helping me.
seb: no problem max. Come on guys let's go out and play with everyone else.
writing this made me cry and remembering the radio messages just made me cry even more. here are some pictures of seb in 2006 - 2013.
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randomf1quotes · 18 days ago
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Seb: explaining something to the younger drivers And that concludes the plan. Dan you're up!
Daniel: Alright, time to see if you little shits were paying attention kahoot music starts to play
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f1incorrects · a day ago
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Seb: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?
Kimi: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.
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f1incorrects · 23 hours ago
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Mick, looking at the haas car: It's not ugly, it's just aesthetically challenged.
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f1incorrects · 18 hours ago
Charles: I had a terrible dream last night, you were in it.
Max: And?
Charles: What do you mean by ‚and‘?
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f1incorrects · a day ago
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Dan: How do you do that?
Lando: I'm fearless.
Dan: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad.
Lando: I'm mostly fearless.
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f1incorrects · 2 days ago
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Charles: Am I right, Max?
Max: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.
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f1incorrects · a day ago
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Charles: Prepare to feel really bad about yourself.
Max: I’ve been prepared for that my entire life.
Charles:
Max: Or something mean about you.
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f1incorrects · 20 hours ago
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Lando, having recently lost his glasses: KILL THE BUG!!!
Daniel: ....That’s a gecko—
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f1incorrects · 2 hours ago
Sergio: Would you say you are motivated to succeed?
Max: No.
Max: But I’m terrified of failure.
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f1incorrects · 15 hours ago
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Max: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Daniel: Did Lance say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'? Max
Max: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–
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f1incorrects · a day ago
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Pierre: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Esteban: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Pierre: Yes.
Esteban: I'd sleep.
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f1incorrects · 13 days ago
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Daniel, after waking up: *calling Lando* Have you heard? We got sold.
Lando, still mostly asleep: To One Direction?
Daniel: What?? No, to Audi. What the hell Lando?
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