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#incorrect freddie mercury
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Freddie: Jim and I are no longer dating.
Jim: Freddie, that's a terrible way to tell people we're married
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Secondo: I’m not saying Freddie Mercury WAS a siren, but have you ever heard someone NOT sing along to Bohemian Rhapsody? It is a six minute song with incomprehensible lyrics that seem to have something to do with murder and demons, five sections that are completely different stylistically, and no chorus. YET, it was number one on the UK singles chart twice, 15 years apart. It is one of the most, if not THE most, popular singles of all time. An absurdly broad swathe of people know it. I have no memory of actually learning it, do you? You expect me to believe there was no magic involved? I rest my case!
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not-so-goodomens · 9 months
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And when season 3 opens with Crowley in the Bentley driving way over the speed limit while "Livin' on my own" plays in the background then what
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rogers-maraccas · 2 months
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Freddie about Jim: Can I tell him he looks nice?  John: Sure.  Freddie: Can I tell him I respect him?  John: Maybe, if he asks.  Freddie: Should I show him an oil painting I made of us surrounded by our ten cats?  John: …  John: I’d save that for later.
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Tom: Jane, bicycle!
Jane, singing: Bicycle! Bicycle! I want to ride my bicy-
*crashes into Grace Chasity*
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deaconcheese1998 · 8 months
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Freddie, driving, singing along to the little einsteins theme song: we're going on a trip
Roger: in our favourite piece of shit!
Deacy: doing 95!
Brian, panicked: we're gonna fucking die!
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Is this Roger's model face or does he just need to sneeze in every picture
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maleahmercury · 6 months
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Freddie: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
John: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Brian: I personally was created in a lab.
Roger: I just straight up spawned lol.
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queenfan221b · 19 hours
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John: It's nice to be wanted,you know?
Fred: NOT BY THE FUCKING LAW!
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sunnymeddows · 11 months
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Freddie: Wow Brian, you sure have some big feet.
Brian: Well, yeah, I suppose I do.
Freddie: You know what they say about big feet, hm?
Brian:
Freddie: Big c-
Brian: Big clogs?
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Netflix who's watching meme ft Queen:
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xanderio1 · 5 months
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Freddy: Im so angry. They can't just do that *stomps foot*
Roger, mimicking Freddy: *stomps foot*
Brian, clapping his hands together* everyone calm down we need to just think rationally.
John: 😧
(I know this isn't how we will rock you was made but yk)
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queenfanatics · 8 months
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Freddie: *is throwing stones at John's window*
John: You have a phone for a reason, Freddie!
*THUD*
John: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!
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rogers-maraccas · 3 months
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Cop: What are your names?  Freddie: Don't tell them, Roger.  Cop, writing: Roger...  Freddie: Crap.  Roger: Nice going, Freddie.  Cop:  Roger: Uh oh.
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garsmacabre · 1 year
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i don't know, did freddie mercury kill a man?? did scaramouche do the fandango????
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Roger: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!
Brian: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.
Roger: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?
Brian: Somehow that's worse.
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