#incorrect friends quotes

[mairaiscarrierofthepaperclips]

Buck: Eddie kissed me! 😍

Hen: So you kissed! Finally!

Chim: Then what happened?

Buck: I came up here to tell you guys.

Hen: So... he's just waiting in the bunk room for you?

Buck:

Buck:

Buck:... Fuck! *runs*

#buddie #911 buddie #911 fox #911 abc #buck x eddie #evan buckley #hen wilson #chimney han #quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect buddie quotes #meme humor #incorrect 911 quotes #incorrect friends quotes #they're in love your honor

[mikitheswiftie]

Clark: Lois’ dad is the general! THE general who tried to kill me🤯

Lois: There are alternate versions of Clarks who annihilate the world!

Ma Kent: I can’t stand Lois’ dad

Pa Kent: I am supposed to preheat the oven 😦

General Lane: I wanna gooooo *joining in because he didn’t want to be left out

Jimmy:

#source: friends #incorrect quotes #incorrect friends quotes #thanksgiving #my adventures with superman #dc #superman #clark kent #jimmy olsen #lois lane #maws #the kents #clois #toonami #the jimmy pulled into drama is over

[phoebesguitar]

joey: *smirks and winks at the sky*

chandler: ?

joey: it’s for the female aliens

chandler: ?????

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[amandinemoon]

George : I'm this close to falling in love with her.

Fred : Georgie mate your fingers are touching...

George : exactly.

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[lilliejareau]

if any of you watch friends, I made a friends incorrect quote account. @phoebesguitar , go check it out, please! (haven't posted much yet, I'm at work).

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[feather-rose]

Chicken? Yeah, okay!

......

Lee(Opens the bathroom door.): Hey Neji-kun! Neji--

Spots him in the bathdub with bubbles with glass of champagne onto his hold. Naked butt into bubble bath and hair hung up, into shock when Lee bursted in.

Lee: Uh, Neji?(Not so certain of what he should think about now..)

Neji(Looked ashamed as he commited a crime, looked up at him with big puppy eyes.): I had a very long hard day..

Lee(Plays along, anyways.): Okay, the guys and I were thinking about having chicken order--

Neji: Guys?(Gulps hard with difficulty..)

Lee: You know. Sasuke, Naruto and Shikamaru are coming over for the match. Thought you'd want some chicken--

Neji(Cuts him fast nervous.): Uh..No! No chicken for me!..Bye, bye then!

Lee: Okay..(Turns back at the door but whirled around, with suspiscious) You sure? Nor crispy fingers, Nor dirty rice, or beans, or corslow--

Neji(Cuts him again but loudly, this time.): For the last time! No!! Get out! Get out! Lee!

Lee(Steps back, as quiet as he sounded.): Okay..

(Closes the door.)

When Tenten resurfaced back from the bath, gasping out for air from down into the water bath. All drenched from her hair buns and her champagne flute. Which Neji had found her to be cute and sexy.

Neji: You okay? I'm so sorry! Lee kept asking for some chicken, and wouldn't leave!

Tenten: Chicken? I'd like some chicken!(Nods back at the idea with interest..)

Neji(Blinked back at her answer, stunned but cleared up his throat.) Hey Lee!

And Tenten went back onto the bath as she held up again her breath when Lee re-opened the door.

Lee: Uh?

Neji: Yeah, can I get some some three pieces of chicken fingers, some corslow and salad and coke--Oww! Oww!(Shuts his eyes with pain as a piranha bite him. Which left Lee into fear.)

Lee:(Looked uncomfortable, here) Uh, Neji--

Neji(Winced at the sudden and pinching pain through his junk, trying to not look more stupid.): I've meant Diet Coke! Make for two! Damn it, Tenten!

Lee(Rose an eyebrow with confusion.): Two?

Neji(Opens up his eyes, trying not look stupid.): Yeah, I'm starving, you know? Been a hard and long day, you know?(Then smiles nervously as he held his champagne flute.Looking like an adorable naked idiot, here.)

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#nejiten #humor #sitcom #tenten #neji hyuuga #naruto #rock lee #Rock lee being a good friend #friends #incorrect friends quotes #neji lives #bubble bath #funny scene #post war #naruto post war

[redbloodedgurl]

Bucky and Y/N coming back from a date.

Tony: it's a bit too early for you guys, what happened?

Y/N huffs and stomps to the kitchen

Bucky sighs: we were at the restaurant, our food arrived whilst they were in the bathroom, so I took a bite of their plate

Tony: noooo, Manchurian Candidate you have a death wish, Y/N doesn't share food.

Bucky: it was only a bite, they have just told me what's mine is yours.

Y/N screams from the kitchen: well, I didn't mean it!!

Tony: they did that last weekend when I was with them.

Bucky: what were they eating? Was it good?

Tony: oh no no, not to me, to Morgan

Bucky: oh my god!

Y/N coming back to the common room: Y/N doesn't share fooood!!!!!!

#homeofreblogs #bucky barnes #bucky barnes x reader #marvel #Incorrect friends quotes #incorrect quotes #bucky x reader #tony stark

[brinleyparke]

Joey on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Hehehe

Joey on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!

#incorrect quotes #friends tv show #incorrect friends quotes #friends #joey tribbiani

[misterpseudonym]

#nerdy prudes must die #npmd #npmd spoilers #max jagerman #starkid #hatchetfield #incorrect quotes #this poor kid #i love this musical #my favorite part was when max jagerman made friends with all the nerds #and everyone was safe and happy #and nothing bad happened to him #og

[lilislegacy]

hazel: percy and annabeth just have the most beautiful relationship

piper: i know! they are SO in love

frank: and they are always so on the same page

leo: and their relationship is so mature

*meanwhile*

percy and annabeth outside the cabin fighting over who gets to talk to sally on the phone first:

#this is what happens when best friends become lovers #especially childhood friends #percabeth will never stop bickering and competing #and i love them for it #percy and annabeth are so chandler and monica coded #incorrect quotes #pjo incorrect quotes #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #hazel levesque #piper mclean #frank zhang #leo valdez #heroes of olympus #pjo #friends #mondler #chandler bing #monica geller

[mairaiscarrierofthepaperclips]

Hen: Is... is that a hickey?

Eddie: This? Oh, no, I - I fell down.

Chim: On someone's lips?

#buddie #911 buddie #911 fox #buck x eddie #eddie diaz #hen wilson #chimney han #quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect buddie quotes #incorrect 911 quotes #911 abc #incorrect friends quotes #meme humor #they're in love your honor

[batfamgalore]

Tim: All right, check out this bad boy.

*opens big new computer*

Tim: Twelve megabytes of RAM, 500 megabyte hard drive. Built in spreadsheet capabilities and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 BPS.

Steph: Wow. What are you gonna use it for?

Tim: Games and stuff.

#batman #dc #robin #batfamily #batfam #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #tim drake #red robin #steph brown #spoiler #source: friends

[phoebesguitar]

chandler: do you ever get this deep desire to bother people? with jokes or just in general?

ross:

ross: no.

chandler: right.

chandler: i have clown blood

#friends show #friends tv #friends #incorrect friends #incorrect friends quotes #friends incorrect quotes #friends incorrect #incorrect quotes #friends gone wrong #friends tv show #ross geller #chandler bing #phoebesguitar

[amandinemoon]

Katie : *to Oliver* Oh no, we're not a couple, we're definitely not a couple.

Fred : ouaw. You seemed pretty offended by that.

Fred : what I'm not good enough for you ?

Katie : *obvious lesbian note* We're not gonna have this conversation AGAIN.

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[justaz]

*merlins magic gets exposed in front of the knights*

merlin, magic user: oh fuck

arthur, finally taking this opportunity to pretend as if he just found out merlin has magic after agonizing for the past month on how to bring it up: you have magic?

lancelot, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic: no! i have magic

gwaine, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic, lover of chaos, ride or die: no, i have magic!

mordred, desperate for his hero’s approval bc no matter what he’s done emrys just stares at him with distrust and the poor boy is tired and so close to tears: no…i have magic.

percival, raised by druids and bonded strongly with mordred over that and does Not agree with the persecution of magic in camelot, had an inkling that merlin had magic but no proof: no. i have magic.

*leon and elyan exchange a look, elyan, amused and leon, exhausted, elyan shrugs*

elyan, knows how much gwen adores merlin and completely understands her stance bc merlin…is merlin, down to clown and put on a show, really playing up the dramatics: no! i have magic.

leon, exhausted, has known of merlin’s magic since he stepped foot in camelot, knows of his feelings for arthur and arthur’s feelings for him, knows arthur knows of merlin’s magic and wouldn’t harm him, thinks everyone is being absolutely ridiculous:

*the knights stare hard at leon and even merlin looks slightly offended at leon not jumping to his defense with the rest of the knights, arthur hasn’t said anything and is staring at leon expectantly*

leon, sighing: …no. i have magic.

#radio rebel reveal #>>> #idk if the idea that percival was raised by druids is either canon or a big fandom hc or just something i saw once that stuck with me #but i love it #anyways they’re all idiots #merlin bbc #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #sir lancelot #sir gwaine #sir mordred #sir percival #sir elyan #sir leon (the long suffering) #(he’s trying to be a brave knight of the realm as he always dreamed to be as a kid. too bad all his friends and king are complete fools) #merthur #idiots of the round table #look me in the eye and tell me i’m wrong #incorrect merlin quotes

[feather-rose]

Nice pants.

.....

(Cafee Konoha.)

Sai: Um, do you know where I can find a phone booth?

Ino: Oh Yeah! There's one towards the toilets's section, through the hallway.(Points up the back and right behind the couch to where Neji was sitting with the basketball while Sasuke was trying to read a red book, Little Women with a frustrated frown. While Shikamaru was sipping a his coffee far away from the couch, onto his own table.)

Ino: Need a coin?

Sai: I've got one, into my sock, here.

And brought up his leg onto the the edge of the couch, where it left Neji quite and nearly surprised as his eyes went wide.

The guy was wearing short shorts but with no underwear!

And that was quite close to his eyesight here. Oh man!

He pushed or more leaned himself to Sasuke's back in order to avoid Sai's 'private parts.'

Which the last Uchiha had found odd as he dropped his book and sighed, annoyed as he felt an sudden pression to his back.

Sasuke(Annoyed): What are you doing? Just because your cousin married my best stupid friend, doesn't mean we have to be that close..(Shoves him away with a push as Neji quckly shuts his eyes with disgust.)Get back to your side--Oy yeah--Hello!

The idiot had finally caught it.

Oh man! Seriously? Sasuke's eyes were petrified by the sight as he waved off Sai or more his junk. Now I know why Hyuuga went onto my back..

The guy had no underwear! Oh crap!

Sasuke: Hi, I'm Sasuke.( Shakes Sai's hand, as he was grinning, wide but uncomfortable.)

Sai(Totally confident): I'm Sai!

Neji: Neji..And you're the guy with no underwear on..

Shikamaru: Shikamaru, dude.

Sai: Nice to meet you, guys! (Then walks away to go to the toilet. Leaving the boys snickeredly laughing.)

And to Ino whom retrieved her coffee and exchanged a weird look towards the three guys laughing.

Ino: Man, what are you laughing? What's going on?

Shikamaru wipped off his eyes while Sasuke and Neji kept on laughing like idiots.

Ino: Um, guys..

Shikamaru: No worries.

Sakura(Leans over Ino's ear as she held cabaret with two coffee mugs and whispered.):If Sasuke and Neji are laughing together in the same room, I'd be worried if I were you, Ino. I'd think the world would be ending..

And leaves to see the costumers, much to the boys delight.

Sasuke(Gives a teasing puch onto Neji's shoulder, when he heard Sakura's reply.): Hey! We're not making a war, right?

Neji: Not with you, though! You wouldn't last! (He wipes off a tear from his eye.)

Sasuke: Not you, either!( And he cracked even harder!)

And the boys kept laughing, too much for Ino's confused sight as she sat down between the two guys who were holding theirs stomachs as they were in pain.

Ino(Looking confused, still): Why, you don't like Sai?

But the two boys kept laughing on her question.

Ino: Guys--

Shikamaru(Waved off with a hand, still grinning.): Calm down, Ino. There's no need to be tasty!

Neji and Sasuke: No way!(They laughed off again! A Hyuuga and a Uchiha laughing together. The world had gone insane!)

Ino(Getting impatient): Guys!

Neji(Tried to calm down as he put a hand over his chest and tried to sound a bit serious, now.): I'm sorry. We're sorry..It's just that Sai isn't concealed through the shorts area as one may hoped...You get it, right?

Ino(Suspicious): What the heck do you mean?

Sasuke: I'll show you..(Still grinning.)

Sai walks in the scene, much to her shock.

Sai: Hi ya! (Walks again back to the scene and sat onto the sofa at Neji's left side.)

Sasuke: Hey, Sai. Could pass me up the cookies?

Sai: Yeah, sure!( Lift himself up and lean over the table to the get the cookies as Ino blushes hard at the sight when she watched him stretch out his legs. While Sasuke thanked him with a smirk.)

Sai: So? Wanna game?(Getting too much comfortable here much to everyone here.)

Neji: Sure.(As he looked away when his fingers made the ball move.)

While Ino was too stunned to say anything back as she looked away with a hand to cover her mouth.

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