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irritumm · 7 months
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loki: *hugs tony lovingly*
steve: weren't you two having an argumant earlier? loki, don't you claim to be a vilain with frozen heart incapable of forgiving people?
loki: shit, you right
loki: *hugs tony aggressively*
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pochilovesloki · 8 months
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Loki: My hands are cold.
Tony: Here, let me hold them.
Loki: My lips are cold too.
Tony: *covers Loki's mouth with their hand*
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drarreckyninja · 1 month
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Tony: Hey, you know what sucks? Loki: Vacuums. Tony: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Loki: Black holes. Tony: *sighing* Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Loki: ... lava.
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ghostiwritez · 3 months
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incorrect quotes #1
tony: so im officially your most famous boyfriend?
loki: hmm.. well i dated robin hood..
tony: clint?
loki: no, fandral. also william is pretty famous in this time i believe…
tony: william?
loki: shakespeare
tony: what
loki: i also was the sugar baby of the leader of a planet for a bit..
tony: you? a sugar baby? also what planet!? when was this??
loki: oh we broke up a few weeks ago. did bruce not tell you about sakaar?
tony: no, wait, he did, but-
loki: it was toxic tbh
tony:
loki: also he was obsessed with my identity issues. glad i left him
tony: uh huh.
loki: there was that one thing with leo…
tony: *sighs* who’s leo?
loki: well his full name was leonardo davinci but i just called him leo bc his name was ass
tony: davinci??? as in, like, mona lisa???
loki: i think i remember him talking about a mona once.. anyways i had to go back to asgard and by the time i got back he had a stroke and died. too bad, i wanted him to paint me. the painting of me in asgard’s halls is really not my angle.
tony:
loki: and there was that one time with a poet.. edwin? edgar? yes, i think it was edgar- you quoted one of his works to me a couple days ago.
tony: you dated edgar allen poe.
loki: well at least he was banging me instead of that cousin he married
tony:
tony: ok you win
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mischievous-thunder · 2 years
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hoffmanstits-enjoyer · 8 months
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Tony: look, Lokes, can i be honest? your surname kind of sucks
Loki, choking on his drink: pardon me?
Tony: i mean, Laufeyson? just saying, you can do better here on Earth y'know
Loki: *baffled* do better? are you suggesting i change it? to what exactly?
Tony, nonchalant: Stark
Loki: *watches him walking away* what just— wait, did you just?! DID YOU JUST PROPOSE TO ME?! ANTHONY, COME BACK RIGHT THIS INSTANT—
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silverloke · 2 years
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⋆☆ Totally Accurate  Loki Quotes ☆⋆ #31
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Tony: Are we fighting or flirting?
Loki: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Tony: Your point?
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applesauceisdeli · 2 years
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|imagine person A is tony and person B is loki↑|
no one:
tony:*gives loki a hug*
loki: UNHAND ME,YOU DULL CREATURE!
tony:what am i doing?
loki: YOUR PATHETICALLY ATTEMPTING TO SUFFOCATE ME!
tony: it's called a hug.
loki:
loki: a...'hug'? what ridiculous midgardian thing is that?
tony: it's a form of physical affection.
loki: i don't care,i find it pointless and a waste of time.
tony:*let's go*
loki: i didn't say stop
tony:but-
loki: bitch,did i fucking stutter?
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anonriothearse · 1 year
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Tony: Nice costume.
Loki: You too. Except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated.
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irritumm · 9 months
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loki: *wakes tony up from a nightmare*
tony: what the hell are you doing here?
loki: i heard moaning and screaming coming from your room and i always must be a part of it
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pochilovesloki · 8 months
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Tony, in the hospital: Will you visit me when I get out?
Loki: Nah, I hate graveyards.
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drarreckyninja · 2 years
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Tony: How do you just eat when there's a dead guy lying there?
Loki: What, is that rude? Am I supposed to share?
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Loki: Something’s wrong. Every time I’m near Anthony, my stomach twists, and I have heart palpations. I think he’s trying to poison me.
Thor: No, those are feelings.
Loki: They’re distracting, make them stop.
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mischievous-thunder · 2 years
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godofstory · 3 years
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Loki: oh, believe me, you can smell the cologne of two Tony Starks ;)
Mobius,obviously jealous: oh really? you can can't you?ofc..how? why?
Loki: I beg your pardon?
Judge Renslayer: Mobius please..
Mobius: no no I wanna know why he knows the smell of Tony stark's cologne so well?
Loki:
Loki: who the hell are you?
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