Elsa: You look happy. And a good thing for you she does.
Kristoff: Is this the part where you say if I hurt her, you'll kill me?
Elsa: No. If you hurt Anna she's quite capable of killing you herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons.
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Hans: the world is a messed up place Elsa, people kill their babies, babies kill their parents, it’s the circle of life
Elsa: that was clearly a triangle
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Anna: Hot girl summer
Elsa: cold bitch winter
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This screencap (by @saanea - beautiful job on the photo set!) is making me laugh.
Elsa looks like she's asking Anna for something and Anna looks like she's shaking her head indignantly.
Elsa: Anna, can I ____?
Anna: NO.
(fill in the blanks - Can I / Can you / Can we ____)
😂😂😂
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@superfastbacon
Elsa: Can I eat one of your chocolates?
Anna: No!
@annaofthenorthernlights
Elsa: Can I borrow your shoes tonight?
Anna: No!
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Anna: Are we really going to let Elsa keep Jack?
Olaf: We kept Kristoff.
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For @geckosquid, @bergeronprocess, @boymagicalgirl, and @neopolitansworld
Hans to Dawn: Some of the villains from the Outlands have been telling me that Scar was the star of the show at this year’s House of Villains event. I'm like — are you kidding me??? How come he gets his own special ceremony!? Was Scar supposed to be, like, better than the other villains, or something?
Dawn: Pff, nah, it can't have been that, 'cause, uh, hello! They would've chosen you, Cruella, or Maleficent if that's what they were going for.
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Anna: It's hard for me to comprehend your senseless joy.
Hans: Darling, we're on the same page. You also always took pleasure in the little things.
Anna: Don't call me that.
Hans: Did it hurt?
Anna: What?
Hans: Knowing that you are not the person I cherish,
Anna: It used to, but now that I have Kristoff, it doesn't.
Hans: I can't say I'm convinced.
Anna: And what about you?
Hans: "What about me?"
Anna: Who do you keep close to your heart?
Hans: No one in the past, but you're here.
Anna: What?!
Hans: There's always been you!
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Dogs are way better than people,
Tell me, why is life so hard?
“Mom, who cares what you feel?
I just want my next meal,
And to sit on my couch arm and guard.”
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Phoebe: Don't you hate it when the ghost you develop a crush on almost ends the world.
Trevor: That's...not a universal experience.
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Bradley (standing in front of Mav with Jake): I want to marry him.
Mav: You can't marry a man you just met.
Bradley: You can if it's true love.
Mav: Bradley, you just met him today!
Bradley: Look me in the eyes and tell me you didn't propose to Ice the first day you met him.
Mav: Ha, jokes on you! I proposed on the second day.
Bradley: But you slept with him on the first?
Mav:
Mav: Yeah.
(Inspired by @redfurrycat, who is a lovely angel ❤️❤️)
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Elsa: I was just trying to protect you.
Anna: How? By putting me in more danger?!
Elsa: The plan had holes!
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Oh, look at that. I've been impaled.
Source: Frozen (2013)
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Elsa: (huffs) Y/N irks me in so many ways!
Anna: sounds like someone’s in love
Elsa: I can’t stand them. Their smile, their laugh, the way their eyes-
Y/N walks in…
Y/N: hey Elsa. Will you accompany me for some hot chocolate?
Elsa: l-like a date? Yes!
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Weselton, upon slipping on Elsa's ice: SHE'S A MONSTER!!
Elsa: God forbid women do anything..
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(When Phoebe comes out to her family)
Gary: You like girls? So do I! We have so much in common!
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