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[bsdtual]

Daisuke: Be gay, do crimes, and fvck the police!

Haru: we are tHE POLICE!!

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[thisismytrashok]

suzue: ...and as for the design of the parachute I'm uncertain... It looks plain! I thought about adding a character describing Daisuke's best character traits.

haru: This is is easy, he only has one.

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[supremekingofsalvation]

[In a meeting]

Daisuke, whispering: pshh

Haru: ???

Daisuke, still whispering: your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it

Haru: leAVE ME ALONE

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[heusuke]

Expectations of the show: fun cop show where the stuck up one learns how to Become a Human Person™ by the end of the show and they both grow as people

Reality: pain. pain. pain. Main character mistreated half the time, death and destruction increases with each episode, body count skyrocketing, dramatic reveals, did I mention pain?

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[moodysnowflake]

Haru: *crawls up over Daisuke to peek down below* What are we going to do?

Daisuke:

Haru: *pushes slightly to stretch and have a better look*

Daisuke: *presses back, frowning*

Haru:

Daisuke: *squints* Is THAT your gun?

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[minorheroics]

daisuke: *is sitting on a bench*

haru: why do you look so sad?

daisuke: sit down with me so i can tell you

haru: *sits down*

daisuke: the bench is freshly painted

haru:

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[sunny-sasithorn]

my job is now fighting for bottom daisuke kambe rights

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[viva-la-rivailleucion]

Daisuke: How much is the horse tornado?

Haru: T-that’s a carousel.

Daisuke, already utilising HEUSC: I must have it.

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[daisukes-creditcard]

daisuke: This tea tastes exquisite and exotic, what is it called?

haru: I call it, boiled gatoradé

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[evieonic]

Haru: God, give me patience.

Daisuke: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Haru: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

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[shuotaizawa]

fkbu episode 3

expectations: two bros going on a trip to hong kong and spending 𝓆𝓊𝒶𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓎 time together

reality: sugar daddy introducing his sugar baby to his grandma. they also defuse a hostage situation together like an off-brand Mr and Mrs Smith

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[thisismytrashok]

haru and shinnosuke at a murder scene

haru: so this is the dead person they were talking about

shinnosuke: *slaps dead guy's face*

haru: TF ARE YOU DOING

shinnosuke: vibe check.

haru: kamei nO-

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[supremekingofsalvation]

Haru: why do you always let me win when we're racing up the stairs? You're so much faster than me

Daisuke: it's because I love to see your smile when you win

Haru:

Haru, whispering to Kamei: it's because he wants to stare at my ass isn't it?

Kamei: [nods]

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[onabikaa]

Daisuke, bombing up even more criminals: i love arson

Haru, desperately trying to rescue the poor criminals: but we don’t have a son????

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[moodysnowflake]

Haru: Why do I even put up with you sometimes...

Daisuke: because you can't resist poking your crankiness into me whenever I give you the chance.

Haru:

Daisuke:

Haru: *slowly approaches*

Daisuke:

Haru: *stops with their noses almost touching*

Daisuke: *squints, confused, but doesn't move*

Haru: *huskily whispers against his lips* Is that really all you want me to poke into you?

Daisuke:

Haru:

HEUSCH: *blipping in from both Daisuke's earring and Haru's watch* Daisuke-sama, your heartrate is critically increasing. Do you need medical assistance?

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[waley]

Haru: Money isn't the answer.

Daisuke: You’re right.

Haru: *sighs in relief*

Daisuke: Money is the question.

Haru: What?

Daisuke, getting ready to spend a huge amount of money yet again: And the answer is yes.

Haru, horrified: NO-

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