#incorrect fullmetal alchemist brotherhood quotes

[dyingroses]

Riza Hawkeye: Colonel, you're not gonna like this, but right now, Edward here is being the mature one.

Edward Elric : It's true. I'm being super mature, you big, dumb, hairy baby twat!

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[datlokibumtho]

Ed: "What's your body count?"

Al: "37."

Ed: "Slut."

Al: "Why's that make me a slut?"

Ed:

Al:

Al: "Oh, you...you meant people I've had sex with."

Ed: "Yeah."

Al: "Oh, no, I haven't done that yet."

Ed: "Then why'd you say 37?"

Al:

Ed:

Al: nervous laugh

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[incorrectfmaquotes]

Ling: Okay, listen, bestie- Ed: I am not your fucking bestie. Ling: OKAY, then listen, WORSTIE-

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[h0r0gur4mu]

enemies: who are you? what are you? a homunculous?

edward e. rockbell: worse… A HOUSEHUSBAND!!!

#he would absolutely take her last name #same with ling #or any other ship #following in izumis footsteps #IM A HOUSEWIFE! #edwin #wined #edward rockbell #winry rockbell #edward elric #fma #fmab #fmab winry #fma winry #fma edward #fmab edward #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #fullmetal alchemist #anime #incorrect quotes

[i-have-fma-thoughts]

Mustang: you're gonna get fired if you keep going on like that.

Ed: oh I'm so past getting fired right now

Ed: I'm gonna get shot

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[turn-my-hollow-purple]

Things my Friends Have Said as FMA Characters

Ed: “‘You body slammed a girl?!’ YES AND I WAS PROUD OF IT!” 

Al: “I’m like a purse dog. I shake when I’m scared or cold”

Roy: “Who am I without my hair? I don’t have a personality. I don’t have friends.”

Riza: “ho-ho-homicide :)”

Winry: “I can explain it in court, that’s what matters”

Scar: “I’m cheering on the inside”

Lust: “I’m not normally into blondes, but satan might have turned me”

Olivier: “I want balls but I don’t want… emotional balls”

Ling Yao/greed: “yes, I’m digging the shin right now” 

Envy: “I’m only masquerading as a man”

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[wickedcriminal]

Peak sibling behavior

Bonus: armor edition

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[wakkoroni]

FMA/FMAB Incorrect Quotes/Scripts #1

They’re at a military conference

Roy: Go on ahead, I’ll meet you in a bit

Ed: Okay…

Roy, walking in: Fullmetal, why are you standing in the corner

Ed: Because I didn’t know what to say

Roy: So you decided to sit in the corner?

Ed: It was that or destroy their belief system

Roy: WHY WAS IT BETWEEN THAT OR DESTROY THEIR BELIEF SYSTEM???

NOT A SHIP

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[fr33zrbride]

Fuery: If you got arrested what would be the charges? Falman: Theft. Breda: Disturbing the peace. Hawkeye: Aggravated assault. Mustang: Arson. Havoc: All of the above. In that order, probably.

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[coockie8]

Hohenheim: You know, sometimes I feel like I failed you as a father.

Edward: Only sometimes?

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[dyingroses]

Roy Mustang: It's absurd and tasteless Roy Mustang: which means the army will love it

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[datlokibumtho]

Al: "Can I ask when the three of us started getting along?"

Ed: "Uh, what?"

Al: "Well, it's just that…Envy didn't like us, and we didn't like him, and now you two are acting like buddies, and we're kind of co-existing pretty well. I just…didn't notice when that happened, and it's puzzling me."

Ed: "Oh."

Envy: "Aw, damn it, we're friends now? I didn't sign on for that shit."

Ed: "There, he's being an ass to us. Better?"

Al: "I guess a little..."

Ed: "There's just no pleasing you, is there?"

Envy: "There's totally not, my god, Al."

Al: "Hey..."

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[incorrectfmaquotes]

Fuery: If you had to separate your dog from 49 other identical appearing dogs, that were all equally excited to see you, how would you discover which dog was yours? Riza: I would take my 50 Hayates home and live like a king.

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[cjs-51703]

*Modern!AU*

Lan Fan, on Ling's phone: *sees contact named 'Love of My Life'*

Lan Fan: Aww, that's--

Lan Fan: Wait, that's not my number. *calls the number*

The other line: This is Pizza Hut, how can I help you?

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[i-have-fma-thoughts]

Ed: how petty can you get?

Roy: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument with Hawkeye.

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[the-herdier]

Greed: "In fact..."

Greed, pointing at Lust: "Eat shit."

Greed, pointing at Envy: "Eat shit."

Greed, pointing at Pride: "Eat shit."

Greed, pointing at Wrath: "Definitely eat shit."

Greed, pointing at Gluttony: "Eat shit."

Greed: "You can all eat shit!"

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