Rin: If you lock Yuki & Kyo together in a room, who would come out crying?
Haru: Tohru.
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sister: what did you think about fruits basket?
me: .........
sister: ........
*BOTH START CRYING AND HUGGING*
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(Post-curse break)
Tohru: If I run and leap at Kyo, he will most certainly catch me in his arms. COMING IN!
Kyo: NO IM HOLDING MILK! *drops it and catches tohru*
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Shiki: Papa! Tell me a story!
Shigure: Okay... Once upon a time, there was a little boy who drove his father so crazy that he sold him to a circus.
Shiki: An evil circus?
Shigure: No, a nice one. With monkeys.
Shiki: Thank you
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Kyo: Can I ask a dumb question?
Yuki: Better than anyone I know.
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Yuki: Darling?
Kyo: Yes?
Yuki: Sweetheart?
Tohru: What's up?
Yuki: I just wanted to see if that would work. And it did. I could die now.
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Yuki: So, what do we do?
Shigure: I don't know!
Yuki: But you're the oldest!
Shigure: NOT MENTALLY!
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Incorrect Furuba quotes
Tohru: Yuki, do you think your favourite animal says very much about you?
Yuki: you mean behind my back?
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(Shigure: whining while watching a movie)
Tohru: A little boring for you, Shigure-san?
Shigure: Happy atmospheres like this never last very long.
Yuki: That’s historically true.
Kyo: Right.
Shigure: See? You guys like drama too.
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Hiro: Hahaha! Hahaha! Look at that high waisted man, he got feminine hips!
Akito: NO, THAT'S THE THING I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT!
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Kyo internally: *monologuing his endless love and desire for Tohru how he’s just helplessly in love with her without needing any reason and wanting to be by her side forever*
Kyo externally:
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Yuki: Do you want to go around the world?
Ayame: Sure bro. *walks around Yuki*
Yuki: Why did you walk around me?
Ayame: Because you are my world bro.
Yuki, with teary eyes: Bro.
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Rin: This is my boyfriend Haru. And this is Haru's boyfriend Yuki.
Haru: This is my girlfriend Rin. And this is Rin's girlfriend Tohru.
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Tohru: Why do people keep arguing over top or bottom? I'd be equally excited just to get a bunkbed.
Kyo: I'm telling her...
Yuki: Don't you dare
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Yuki: Is something burning?
Haru, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Yuki: Haru, the toaster is literally on fire.
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