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inncorrect-starklings · 12 hours ago
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Jon and Val: *hold hands in the hallway at school*
Jon: So...
Jon: Do you like anyone?
Val: Val: *holds up both of their hands*
Val: *glares at Jon*
Jon: Wait! Me?
Val:
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shining-m00nlight · a day ago
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Robert pointing towards Cat: What, so you go over there, you tell her she's cute. What's the worst that could happen?
Ned: She could here me?
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baby-starks · a day ago
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Ned: *coming back from Robert’s Rebellion with jon* can we keep him?
Catelyn: *sigh* just this once
Ned: *coming back from the Greyjoy Rebellion with Theon* ...can we keep this one?
Catelyn: I swear to god this is the last time...
Ned: *coming back from an execution with 6 direwolves* ...cat?
Catelyn: OH COME ON
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Sansa: What’s- *reaching for a mug*
Jon: *gently stopping her* You don’t want to try. It’s fermented milk. *cringes super hard*
Sansa: *determined look now, grabs mug* I’ll be the judge of that. *takes a sip* Huh...
Jon: Ya... *watching her cause he can’t figure out if she likes it or not*
Sansa: ...that sure is a flavor...
Jon: Do... do you like it?
Sansa: *looking worried* I don’t dislike it?
Jon: Oh my god.
Sansa: *suddenly delighted to find something from the north that she likes that won’t remind her of King’s Landing* Well, no knowing unless I try some more.
Jon: Oh my god.
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incorrect-got-quotes · 2 days ago
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(Season 3)
Beric: You know, you seem very mature for your age.
Arya: Thank you, it’s the trauma.
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inncorrect-starklings · 2 days ago
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Sansa: Jon can we speak? In private?
Jon: No. I know what you are going to say and I don’t want to hear it.
Jon: Mostly because you’re right.
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shining-m00nlight · 2 days ago
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Jon: (wears a slightly lighter shade of black)
Theon: I see you're bursting out the spring colors.
Robb: Come on Theon!
Robb: That's obviously a summer outfit.
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baby-starks · 2 days ago
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Tormund: *talking to the Night’s Watch* alright, listen up you bunch of shits
Tormund: not you Jon, you’re a angel and we’re thrilled you’re here
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inncorrect-starklings · 2 days ago
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Sam: Oh no, you don’t want to befriend me, I’m a handful.
Jon, excitedly: I have two hands!!!
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Lyanna : Bad News- Howland locked his keys inside his room.
Lyanna : Good News- We didn't have to wait around for a locksmith.
Lyanna : Bad News- Howland finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my tragic backstory. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress hot people.
Lyanna: Good News- A hot person saw me do it.
Lyanna: Bad News- It was Jaime, and since he's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, he'll never think l'm cool no matter what I do. It's too late. He knows.
( insp )
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aryaskywalker3 · 2 days ago
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Gendry: You look cute when you get angry.
Arya: Good I'm about to get really fucking cute with you.
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incorrect-got-quotes · 3 days ago
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Ned: *sighs* So, Arya is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night. Why, you ask? Because I’ve caught her 4 times now trying to train raccoons to fight.
Arya: You’ll thank me when we have a raccoon army fighting for us!
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incorrect-got-quotes · 3 days ago
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Sam: Fun fact! Supposedly, one out of every set of three siblings is gay!
Jon: Then explain how five out of six of me and my siblings wound up gay or bi.
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incorrect-got-quotes · 3 days ago
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Jon: Guys, we need a plan before we go marching into King’s Landing.
Daenerys: Kill everyone.
Jon: No not that-
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incorrect-got-quotes · 3 days ago
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Cersei: Wow, you're an evil genius. Next time I want to hurt someone, I'm coming straight to you.
Euron: Hm, I think that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me.
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incorrect-got-quotes · 3 days ago
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Sandor, in his final moments with Arya before he goes to fight his brother: I have done the best I could to raise you. Have I been perfect? No! Do I know anything about children? Not really! Should I have picked up a book on parenting? Probably! Wait, where was I going with this? I had a point.
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incorrect-got-quotes · 3 days ago
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Tyrion: It is impossible to make a sentence without the letter “A”.
Bran: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.
Tyrion:
Tyrion: Fuck you.
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inncorrect-starklings · 3 days ago
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11 year old-Rickon: Well, Lyanna and I finally did it!
The rest of the Starklings: {gasps, shocked expressions, etc.}
Rickon: That's right... We kissed!
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sansakatara · 3 days ago
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Cersei, praying: I'm not gonna bother with any "never sin again" material, cos let's face it, we've been there before. You know it's balls, I know it's balls.
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