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#incorrect game of thrones quotes
somegotthoughts · 2 years ago
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Sansa: [stares out window, looking pensive]
Margaery: She’s so beautiful, so thoughtful. I wonder what she’s thinking?
Sansa, internally: Wed-nes-day... Whensday? Wendesday??
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incorrect-got-quotes · 2 years ago
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Arya: Fuck, marry, kill-Margaery, Yara, and Daenerys.
Sansa: Fuck Daenerys, marry Margaery, and kill Lord Baelish.
Littlefinger: I wasn’t even one of the options, what the fuck?
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somegotthoughts · 2 years ago
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Arya: Name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and instinct to self isolate
Gendry: You and I
Arya, crying: Alright
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Podrick: what time is it?
Jaime: I don't know, pass me the recorder
Jaime: [plays recorder loudly]
Brienne: whO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE RECORDER AT 2 AM
Jaime: it's 2 am
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incorrect-got-quotes · 2 years ago
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Ned, reading a fortune cookie: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.
Arya, with a mouth full of takeout: Kill two.
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somegotthoughts · 2 years ago
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Brienne: I’m trying to test out my new signature, can anyone tell me if it’s good?
Jaime: Sure, here, use this to practise.
Brienne: Cool, thank y-
Brienne:
Brienne: This is a marriage certificate.
Jaime: And what about it?
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winterfellsbaby · 3 years ago
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arya: can you drive me to the mall?
theon: what did Robb say?
arya: no
theon: then why would i do it?
arya: because he's not the boss of you
theon: *internally* this is a trap
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somegotthoughts · 2 years ago
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Gendry: Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?
Arya: What?
Gendry: Cuz you a snack
Arya:
Gendry:
Arya:
Davos, in the background: *gives Gendry a thumbs up*
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incorrect-got-quotes · 2 years ago
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Arya: *exists*
The Hound and Brienne, at the same time: I’m adopting her.
The Hound:
Brienne:
The Hound and Brienne, at the same time, slowly: We’re adopting her.
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