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[angelofthenight]

Rhaenyra: Hey Daemon can you do something for me?

Daemon: I would literally cover up a murder for you, plant my DNA at the scene and take the blame

Rhaenyra: great. Can you do the dishes for me?

Daemon: no

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[braime-brainrot]

Jaime: I won!

Brienne: *raising an eyebrow* I have you pinned on the ground.

Jaime: I know.

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[latte125]

everyone starting a war because they think rhaegar kidnapped lyanna:

*meanwhile at the tower of joy*

gerold: if you were arrested, what would be the charges?

oswell: carrying drugs with me

rhaegar: theft

lyanna: being too iconic

arthur: actually I think it would be treason for all of us

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[shining-m00nlight]

Ned: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Sansa: 'Prettiest Smile'

Robb: 'Nicest Personality'

Theon: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Jon: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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[imdefyingmavity]

Jorah: Khaleesi, my loyalty is to you and your House.

Dany: Oh really? Name five Targaryen Kings!

Jorah: Aegon.

Dany: That's on me, I set the bar too low.

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[2braincellslz]

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[istaricelebelasse]

Tormund: I am a simple man, with simple desires

Tormund: food… warmth… good company…

Tormund: and for Jon Snow to finally realise that I’m fucking flirting with him

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[incorrect-got]

Viserys: The Small Council has given Daemon two strikes. They are very, very upset with him. So as a disciplinary measure, he is going to have to issue a formal apology. Daemon, have you prepared your statement of regret?

Daemon: I have.

Viserys: Let’s hear it.

Daemon: [unfolds a piece of paper and reads from it] I state my regret.

Rhaenyra: You couldn’t have memorised that?

Daemon: I could not because I do not feel it.

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[it-happened-once-in-a-meme]

Ned Stark: My daughter will marry your son. I can't believe that we've made it so far.

Robert Baratheon: Yeah, and look at them go, so full of love. Like little mini versions of ourselves.

Arya Stark: "We'll go straight to King's Landing" they said. But this, this is gay to King's Landing.

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[jonandtormundendgame]

Jon: *relaxing in a tub*

Tormund: *busts into the room, climbs into the tub fully clothed*

Jon: what the-

Tormund: I MISSED YOU.

Jon: Oh? Okay.

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[regaliasonata]

Aegon: If you need any advice I'm always available.

Baela: That's fine, I can just ask your sister how terrible it is. *Sips wine*

Aegon: Well...

Daemon: *Smiles with Pride*

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[angelofthenight]

*at the mall*

Alicent: Excuse me? I lost my son, Aegon. Can I please make an announcement?

Employee: Of course.

Alicent, leans into mic: Goodbye you little shit.

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[braime-brainrot]

Jaime: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Brienne?

Brienne: No.

Podrick: I do!

Jaime: I know, Podrick.

Podrick: I'm sad...

Jaime: I know, Podrick.

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[matt-murdick]

The Old Starks and Kings of Winter watching Ned Stark confront Cersei about her incest babies and then let her go: that is not my baby

The Old Starks watching Catelyn Tully/Stark slit Lady Frey’s throat and return from the dead for vengeance: that one might be mine. just because you call her Stark doesn’t mean she belongs to the Starks

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[shining-m00nlight]

Rickon, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?

Robb: You did WHAT–

Arya: William Snakepeare

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[gottwitter]

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