Brooklyn: Why did Xanatos call you baby girl
Goliath: How about we stop talking for a while
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[R/n and Gaz teaching Gargoyle Ghost and Soap about Halloween and are showing them how the make Jack-o-lanterns, Ghost and Soap use their claws while the humans use carving kits.]
Gaz, Showing off his classic Jack-o-lantern.: Okay! Lemme see how yours are going?
[Ghost, looks at Gaz's pumpkin then at his perplexed, he shows his pumpkin which looks drunk. the right eye was a swirl the left was round and wide and the smile was all crooked.]
Ghost: I think I messed up mine...
Gaz: No, it looks good! I doesn’t have to be perfect! *looks at Soap* Ok, Johnny, let’s....Where’s your Jack-o-lantern?
Soap, who’s munching on something while covered in Pumpkin juice and guts.: What lantern???
[Ghost face palms]
Gaz:....Right, R/n let’s se...Oh, wow!
[Everyone gawks as R/n shows that they’ve carved Venom's face into their Pumpkin.]
R/n: It’s not my best work but-
Gaz: If that’s not your best work? I’m retiring from pumpkin carving all together!
{Ghost and Soap (Who was now eating Ghost's pumpkin) nod in agreement)
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Medic: *unconvincingly* You should know that I am not in the habit of playing childish pranks or laughing maniacally in the dark.
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Please tell me that Im not the only one who, during the parts where Alina describes beast Nikolai, pictures him like this
With maybe a little less fur and looking more humanish
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JUST RECENTLY BECAME AWARE, BUT THE OG FOR THIS MEME IS @dissmanic
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hello how are you could you make one male reader adopted gargoyles x kate bishop? when Kate and the reader face the tracksuits they are helped by the reader's adoptive family the gargoyles the heroes of manhattan
Kate and Y/N look around as the Mafia surround them...
Kate: what do we do?!
Y/N: try not to freak out. Goliath now!
The GARGOYLES drop down and pick the Mafia off one by one...
Goliath: are you okay, Y/N?
Y/N: yes thank you
Brooklyn: is this the young girl you can't stop talking about?
Kate giggles as Y/N blushes...
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Just the gargoyle club doing gargoyle things
Malleus: alright people we have a full day of crafting n front of us, make sure you clean your tools correctly and DO NOT over exert yourself. All clear?
Crafted gargoyles, Grimm, and Yuu wearing “Im a member of the gargoyle club” pins: all clear malleus sir!
Grimm: henchman, how did you drag me into this?
Yuu: Malleus promised food afterwards for all club members
Grimm: OK! Wait- don’t tell me-
Yuu: and he already confirmed that Lilia would NOT be cooking!
Grimm: thank SEVENS for that!
Malleus: any club members who are not working on club activities or club conversations, will be subjected to Lilias cooking. That means you Grimm.
Grimm: HEY! THE HUMAN WAS TALKING TOO!!
Malleus turning away from Grimm: I do not have time to listen to this slander against the human. Yuu, would you like to come work on my dragon gargoyle with me?
Yuu: sure Hornton! I’d love to help you!
Grimm: OH NOT FAIR! “Grumbles” I hate couples in clubs.
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Serana, while traveling through modern Skyrim: I just want to say I’m disappointed in modern architecture and its distinct lack of gargoyles.
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The Ganondorf I Want
People talking about how they want a “good” Ganondorf, and I’m somewhat in agreement, but I want it to be slightly different.
I don’t want a good or Heroic Ganondorf. I want a Ganondorf who is the amoral, magnificent bastard Sorcerer he was only meant to be. I want a Ganondorf filled with Pride and Power that chooses to help Link and Zelda because it benefits him. A Ganondorf who flits from the shadows like a trickster, playing all sides, only loyal to himself. A Ganondorf that is more David Xanatos than Skeletor.
Give me a Ganondorf that defies and denies Demise because that would be the EASY answer, and there’s nothing Ganondorf can stand less than the easy road. Than doing what has already been done. Give me a Ganondorf who fights against Demise because he wants more than that damn demon could ever offer.
Give me a Ganondorf defined by his ambition. Give me a Ganondorf who is a true King.
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Gargoyles: it's up to you
Sir Daniel Fortesque: please don't stress me out like this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Fang: Alright Mags go up to him and give Talon a nice firm slap on the a.ss and tell him to meet you in your room in 5 minutes
Maggie: I can’t believe I let you talk me into this
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Dave: they just don't put gargoyles on roofs like they used to. buildings are so swagless these days
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Zepheniah: Pay a man enough and he'll walk barefoot into Hell.
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Macbeth: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
August: That's why I carry two swords.
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Edgar, unconvincingly: You should know that I am not in the habit of playing childish pranks or laughing maniacally in the dark.
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Elliot: What are you reading?
Olivia: Dostoevsky.
Elliot: Yeah? Who's it by?
Olivia: [stares]
Elliot: Just kidding.
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