wriothesley: *gets pulled over*
wriothesley: sorry sir, i couldn’t tell it was a red light. i’m color blind
neuvillette: okay but you stole this car
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il capitano: visibly sulking in the corner
arlecchino who just walked in: the hell happened to him?
childe: he went to meet up with [name] to talk about some business stuff
arlecchino: okay and?
columbina, barely holding back her laugh: he’s sad because [name] didn’t compliment his helmet
il capitano, on the verge of tears: and i polished it so nicely for hours too…
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Reader : Is something burning?
Lyney : Just my burning love for you, darling~
Reader : Lyney, the toaster is on fire.
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Diluc: You were hurt, what do you remember?
Kaeya: Just the ambulance ride.
Diluc: We didn't take an ambulance, I drove us.
Kaeya: But I heard a siren?
Diluc: That was Y/N.
Y/N: Sorry, I was nervous.
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Kaveh, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed i was the king of all the ducks.
Alhaitham: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks
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Childe: if I had a nickel for every time I've been blamed for a foreign nation's water-adjacent calamity all the while under the supervision of an old, powerful dragon entity, I'd have two nickels
Childe: which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
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Kaveh: Would you still love me if I was a worm?
Alhaitham: *Pulls a 100-slide powerpoint presentation containing his answer that he prepared beforehand fully knowing that this day would come*
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inspired by a shirt i found on pinterest (as shown above)
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Traveler: I think I'm falling for you.
Alhaitham: Then get up.
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kaveh: what's your idea of a perfect date?
alhaitham: YYYY/MM/DD
alhaitham: other formats can be confusing
kaveh: you’ll die single
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childe: so uh, how did you and [name] got together?
il capitano: …
il capitano: they beat me up. and i fell in love
childe: oh, okay. cool
childe, internally: whoever this [name] is, i gotta fight them
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Reader : Come to dinner tonight. I can't cook, but I'll bring plenty of good wine.
Neuvillette : Marry me.
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Wriothesley: Aren’t you going after Navia?
Clorinde: *glares at him*
Wriothesley: Maybe I can ask Neuvilette for some rain and make it a moment.
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