#incorrect ghost hunt

[bluemantics]

Transcript quotes from a VLD ghost hunting au (in the style of The Office)

(Interviews)

Hunk: Keith and Lance decided to go ghost hunting last year. Keith wanted to find ghosts, but Lance just thought Keith was hot and was willing to follow him to shady places.

Lance: any place is a makeout spot if you have enough determination.

(show)

Keith: I’m taking out the EMF reader.

Lance: HA, an Emo Mother Fucker reader.

Keith: ….

(interviews)

Keith: Sometimes I feel like Lance doesn’t take this seriously.

(show)

Lance: Do you think if I start banging these pans together a ghost will yell at me to stop? loudly hits pans together

(Interviews)

Keith: I’m starting to think he doesn’t believe.

(interviews)

Lance: Oh, yeah. I never believed in ghosts. The things you do for hot men… unspeakable.

(show)

Keith: Ms. Petunia, if you can hear me, turn the flashlight on and off.

Lance: I could turn YOU on!

Keith: Sorry, what?

Lance: Uh, I was talking to the light

(interviews)

Lance: I was not talking to the light.

(show)

Keith: it looks like the ghosts aren’t active tonight.

Lance: DARN, guess we’ll have to go for dinner and a movie! What a shame.

Keith: I guess we can. Do you want to see the new horror film that we watched the trailer for?

Lance: …sure.

(interviews)

Lance: I hate horror.

(interviews)

Keith:

He hates horror, but if he wants to get in my pants that badly, he’ll have to endure “Blood on Shore 3” first.

*Someone speaks off camera*

Keith: Yeah, I know it’s a date. I just like fucking with Lance. I’ll kiss him at the end, he’s earned it.

(Later interviews)

Lance: my subtle plan worked!

#theyre such dorks #i luv klomedy #pidge is sick of supplying them with ghost hunting gadgets bc lance breaks them #Keith kissed lance and he fist-pumped and said “yessss” #incorrect vld quotes #lance mcclain #klance #voltron #keith kogane #klance fic #fanfiction #klance fanfiction #klance voltron #vld #lance voltron #incorrect quotes

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#533 HE IS MINE

When You Found Out...Some Great Value Corpse Bride took Idia, Ortho didn't have to finish his sentence for your help when you asked him where is the blastcycle Ignyhide was working on

Ortho*Seeing that the school and area are locked down*Everything is locked down! How are we gonna get in?

Yuu*On the Front turning on the blastcycle and telling ortho to put a song...and another that fits the mood*

"F*ck you up! Harveston Hits"-

Yuu*Has hands on the handles looking at the last rescue gang*Buckle up my ortho~WE'RE DOING A SHREK!~

-At the wedding-

Idia*Was putting on his suit and being held to be in place along with Eliza and sobbing that no one is coming to save him, leaning away from Eliza whose puckered lips are going closer to his*

CRAAAAAAASH

Ace*Peeks into the now broken wall hole at the wedding*WE OBJEEECT!?

Yuu*Getting out of the vehicle and jumping on the ground to look at the Ghosts with glaring seething hatred at Eliza*YOU WANT MY HUSBAND...YOUR GONNA HAVE TO KILL ME!?!

Eliza*Rolls eyes and snaps her fingers and points to you signaling her Nanny and Gramps to take care of you all*

You soon enough launch yourself toward one the biggest ghost and...MASSACRETING THEM IN YOUR PATH OF WRATH...

GuardGhost*Frowning*WHAT THE -THEY'RE JUST A HUMAN!*Moves out of the way from a soldier ghost that falls near being chocked by their own ghost tail thingy, grabs him, and pushes him towards the angry human*THEY'RE JUST ONE HUMAN! TAKE CARE OF-*Stops talking when the one SAME ghost was killed in an instant he pushed him their way*

Idia*Taken aback by You easily making your way thru the ghosts*...

Rook*Backs you up but is soon grabbed by you and is used like a bat to hit another ghost*

Yuu*As you get on the dented blastcycle again and drive around the vehicle destroying the cake, tables, and seats on your path you speed up to the altar with an enraged glare at Eliza but stop at the last min, get off punch the last ghost standing on your path, Glaring up at the Ghost Bride*...

Eliza* Looks down at you as you grab Idia and throw him over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes, and rolls her eyes and huffs*...

Yuu*Looking at her, pointing at Idia's ass and then at self*THIS ASS IS MINE!?!*Slaps Idia's ass to emphasize that*

Idia*Eyes widen and blush as he looks extremely happy thru his eyes*!?!?

Ortho*With the biggest sparkly eyes seeing you carry his big brother and grabbing his hand to take the both of them home*...Can you please really marry my brother...

I HAVE BEEN HOLDING THIS ONE TILL THE EVENT WENT OUT AGAIN-

You went full ghostbuster on their white tails...

The Guys + Crowley*After witnessing what you did*

The Men were rendered speechless-

#twst disney #twst #twisted wonderland x yuu #twisted wonderland x reader #twst yuu #twst ignihyde #ignihyde x reader #idia shroud x reader #idia shroud x yuu #idia x reader #idia shroud #ortho shroud #twst ghost marriage #twst eliza #ace trappola #rook hunt #THAT SKINNY GAMER ASS IS FOR IDIA STANS #twst in the nutshell #twst fluff #twst incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #Youtube

[7ndipity]

Jungkook: dEmOn??

Y/n: stop that!

Jungkook: DeeMoN??

Y/n: stop it! stop talking to it!

Jungkook: what? I just wanna talk to the demons!

#source: buzzfeed unsolved #lowkey wanna go ghost hunting with Jk soo bad!😭 #incorrect bts #bts incorrect quotes #incorrect bts quotes #bts crack #bts x y/n #bts x reader #jungkook x y/n #jungkook x reader

[callofdudes]

Ghost: If in ten years time the two of us aren't married. Let's promise each other - to hunt each other for sport.

Soap: To hunt each other for sport??

Ghost: Is-is that- did you just agree??

Soap: Well I was hoping you'd say let's get married, let's live together. Get a cat or something-

Ghost: Oh.

#simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #johnny soap mactavish #ghoap #ghostsoap #ghost x soap #simon riley x john mactavish #cod incorrect quotes #ghost cod #cod modern warfare #chaotic military friends turned chaotic married couple #i love them #simon will romantically hunt Johnny for sport

[yall-got-me-fucked-up]

#twisted wonderland #twst #incorrect quotes #incorrect twst #diasmonia #heartslabyul #twisted wonderland memes #trey clover #cater diamond #twst cheka #cheka kingscholar #jack howl #idia shroud #savanaclaw #ignihyde #rook hunt #silver #pomefiore #chef ghost #ramshackle ghosts

[missunderstood-with-ideas]

The plot of every mission impossible movie:

Luther: ok what is the plan?

Ethan: seduce, murder, and pray something goes right

Random agents:….holy shit we are going to die! THATS NOT A PLAN!

Ethan: I don’t like plans

Luther: do you have any idea about what you are doing?!?

Ethan: No❤️

#August walker once said “hope is not a plan” sir that’s Ethan’s only plan #Ethan hunt full of heart dumb of ass #ethan hunt #he don’t know what he’s doing but he does it well #Ethan hunt my beloved #chaotic Ethan hunt #mission impossible #tom cruise #luther stickell #mission impossible incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes misssion impossible #mission: impossible #mission impossible dead reckoning #mission impossible ghost protocol #mission impossible rogue nation #mission impossible fallout

[fairytalewonders]

Riddle: Is this your plan B?

Ace: Technically, this is plan P.

Epel: Plan P? Is there a plan M?

Ace: Yes. But Iida marries Eliza in Plan M.

Riddle:

Epel:

Rook:

Yuu:

Everyone that’s already been slapped: I like Plan M.

#twst wonderland #disney twst #twst incorrect quotes #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland yuu #twst yuu #epel felmier #ace trappola #rook hunt #riddle rosehearts #iida shroud #ghost bride event #incorrect quotes #shitpost

[ignify-caligo]

[Christmas preparations @ 141 HQ]

Laswell: Christmas lights?

Price: Check.

Ghost: Thermos of hot cocoa?

Price: Check.

Gaz: Santa suits?

Price: Check.

Roach: Shovel?

Price: Check.

Soap: Alibi and bail money?

Price: Check- wait, WHAT?!

#call of duty incorrect quotes #incorrect call of duty quotes #kate laswell #captain price #john price #simon ghost riley #simon riley #kyle gaz garrick #kyle garrick #gary roach sanderson #gary sanderson #john soap mactavish #john mactavish #call of duty #call of duty mw2 #call of duty mwii #caligo incorrect quotes 2 #roach & soap go bad ppl hunting like a uk version of krampus /jk #what price wants the most is just kick his feet up on the coffee table and relax #instead he got a bunch of muppets with too much skill and little self preservation

[twistedgardens]

Incorrect Quotes #37

Ghost hunting with Floyd Leech

Floyd, laying down in the middle of a pentagram on the floor: Let's rock n' roll, buckaroos!

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst wonderland #incorrect quotes #twst incorrect quotes #floyd leech #twst floyd #ghost hunting with floyd #source: Buzzfeed Unsolved

[jeena-says-hi]

Jazz: Danny, I need you to swear-

Danny: Fuck

Jazz: I meant like a promise, Danny

#he’s so fed up of ghost hunting #funny #meme #funny meme #Danny Phantom #funny Danny Phantom meme #Danny Phantom meme #funny Danny Phantom #Danny Fenton #Jazz Fenton #incorrect quotes #funny incorrect quotes #funny Danny Phantom incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes Danny Phantom #Danny Phantom incorrect quotes

[fairydares]

Monk: Oi Naru-chan, thanx 4 finally sharing ur digits #🥳

Yasu: yeah! now we can totes goss about the l8est in paranormal research 💀⚰️👻📚

Ayako: and talk about improving our benefits. I vote for company retreats 💅

Mai: oh and holiday parties!!!

John: oh, that sounds nice, Mai!

Lin: I want noise-canceling headphones provided by SPR.

Masako: I second Lin's motion. And Ayako's. Also I want me and Naru to have matching thrones.

Naru: none of you may ever text me again.

#ghost hunt incorrect quotes #ghost hunt incorrect quotes group chat addition #ghost hunt #hara masako #masako hara #lin koujo #koujo lin #mai taniyama #taniyama mai #houshou takigawa #takigawa houshou #ayako matsuzaki #matsuzaki ayako #yasuhara

[snowcrystaltodoroki]

Sanemi:There are a lot of scary places in Tokyo, but none as scary as the Hotel hotel hotel it has a very dark history. I and 3 friends will be investagating Hotel hotel hotel. Rengoku?

Rengoku:That's me *tries to shake hand

Sanemi:I don't shake hands. Rengoku is the owner of Hotel hotel hotel. So this place is haunted?

Giyuu:Duh, why else would we be here?

Sanemi:Shut up!

Rengoku:This place is very haunted

Sanemi:Has there been any deaths here?

Rengoku:Yeah, Around 2000

Sanemi:2000?

Rengoku:Yeah, give or take

Sanemi:Nu uh I ain't messing with that

Shinobu: you can't just walk away, We have a show to do

Sanemi:I don't give a fuck, De Sanemi Shinazugawa apologizes for walking away and taking a bus out of the city

Sanemi:Have you seen any ghosts here?

Tengen:No,its spirits

Sanemi:What?

Tengen:You have to say spirits because its more respectful that way

Sanemi: they're Dead I don't think they care

Tengen:Fine if you wanna sound like an amateur

Giyuu:Shut up,Tengen you don't know, anything about ghost hunting

Tegen:I know you call them spirits

Rengoku:I've seen and felt many things in this building. They mess with people, they mess with the lights,Especially in room 101. That's definitely where the most activity takes place.

Tengen:Wait..

Shinobu:What?

Tengen:Room 101, you add that and you get two. Two is the number of the devil

Sanemi:666 is the Devil's number you Baka

Sanemi:Tonight, we will be locked down in Hotel hotel hotel.

Few minutes later..

Sanemi:Okay I'm here with Shinobu In the lobby, while Tengen and Giyuu are in the kitchen.

Shinobu:Oh my gosh you look so weird

Sanemi:That's because were In night vision

Shinobu:You look like a ghost

Sanemi:Wait, why is that light on?

Shinobu:I don't know

Sanemi:You turned off all the lights, right?

Shinobu:Yeah

Sanemi:Then why is that one on?

Shinobu:I don't know I turned everything off before we started

Sanemi:Uh-Huh do you remember what Rengoku said?

Flashback*

Rengoku:They mess with the lights

End of flashback*

Shinobu:It must've been a ghost

Sanemi:Oh my god, is there somebody here?

Shinobu:I forgot to turn off that light

Sanemi:DON'T BE SHY!

Meanwhile with Tengen and Giyuu

Giyuu:This is so creepy

Tengen:They say 500 people died here

Giyuu:No one has said that

Tengen:500 people dead, right here,I've got the chills

Giyuu:My butt feels tingly

Random crashing*

Giyuu:Oh my god, what was that?

Tengen:It sounded like pans or something,Are you cooking spirit?

Giyuu:Do you even know how to cook?

Tengen:Oh my god, Giyuu you can't ask that

Giyuu:What do you mean?

Tengen:Don't be rude to the spirits, Giyuu

Giyuu:Just because they are in the kitchen, and dead doesn't mean they can cook,Tengen

More crashing*

Tengen:What was that?

Giyuu:It's coming from over there,oh my god

Tengen:What Giyuu captures next is, incredible, As the noise sounds again look closely at the pan on the counter,If you watch carefully absolutely nothing happens. Me and Giyuu are in the boiler room

Giyuu:Oh my god,did they boil people here?

Tengen:That's not what a boiler room is for my gosh

Giyuu:You're telling me, you don't boil in a place called a boiler room? I wasn't born last year

Tengen:Stop talking, Let's see if the ghosts have anything to say. Okay this device will show-

Giyuu:How come I can't hold the device?

Tengen:Because I'm already holding it

Giyuu:What if it's me they wanna talk to-

Tengen:This device will show us the words the ghosts are telling us

Giyuu:Did you boil people here?

Random Ghost:Big Butt

Tengen:Wow oh, they're complimenting De Tengen Usui

Giyuu:No, they could be talking to me

Tengen:My butts bigger so

Giyuu:Ghost who are you talking about, Me or Tengen

Random Ghost: Shinibu from the other room

Tengen:This thing is clearly broken *destroys device*

Back with Shinobu and Senemi

Shinobu:This is the most active room

Senemi:I know, I've got the chills, Let's communicate with the spirits

Shinobu:What do we say?

Senemi:We have to be respectful, SHOW YOURSELF, YOU STUPID BITCH

Shinobu:Oh my gosh*Starts walking towards the door

Senemi:Where are you going?, we have to speak to the-

Shinobu:No *leaves*

Senemi:QUITTER! Your just like this spirit, your a wimp, I won't quit. It's just you and me spirit

Ghost:*starts growling

Senemi:Was that a growl?

Shinobu decided to join Tengen and Giyuu.

Back with Tengen,Giyuu and Shinobu

Tengen:Ghosts in the area,gonna need a prayer from ye, We in this hotel

Giyuu:What are you doing?

Tengen:What?

Giyuu:Why are you rapping?

Tengen:De Tengen Usui always finds time to rap

Giyuu:You will literally scare the ghosts away,Stop

Tengen:At this momment it dawnod on me, that I needed to send Giyuu away or I was gonna turn him into a ghost. C'mon, ghost show me a sign, tell me you're here.

Ghost turns on music box*

Tengen:What the? Do you guys hear that?

Giyuu:Yeah we hear it

Shinobu:Tell the ghost to change the station, that music sucks

Tengen:Okay,I think I know what's going on here. I know what you want * starts twerking* Uh! Speak to me,Casper. At this momment, the static camera's microphone recorded some compelling audio

The audio: What the hell, what the hell, what the hell*

Tengen:The ghost is clearly cheering me on

With Senemi

Senemi:Okay, you can growl so what? Grrr, I can growl too

Wall thumps*

Senemi:Wow, you can hit things I'm not impressed-

Ghost throws him around*

Senemi:Oh my god! *Thumps

Giyuu:Should we like help him?

Shinobu:Probably

Tengen:Let's go. None of us helped him because the walk was to far

#Demon Slayer #Funny #DM #DemonSlayer #Funny incorrect Quotes #Rengoku #Tengen #Senemi #Shinobu #Giyuu #Ghost hunting gone wrong #Source:Kardashians go ghost hunting

[rosietrace]

I decided to do some incorrect quotes with Zen and Ellis and oh my god, these are so accurate

.・。.・゜✭・.

Zen: Oh, my God. Do you know what this is?

Ellis: It’s a book. There’s a lot of those in here, this is a library.

.・。.・゜✭・.

Ellis: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.

Zen: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

.・。.・゜✭・.

Zen: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection?

Ellis: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.

.・。.・゜✭・.

Zen: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?

Ellis: What the hell!?

Zen: Oh, sorry, my bad.

Zen, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson?

Ellis, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

.・。.・゜✭・.

Ellis: Slash gamemode creative.

Zen: Dude, this isn't Min-

Ellis: *starts levitating*

Hope you like the quotes! I don’t even know why Ellis started levitating ;-;

ACCURACY TO A T

Ellis started levitating because Zen unintentionally used his magic to float her up XD

Committing arson is the best way to express friendship :D

I bet that ain't even a regular book. Just a photo album of baby Zen (infant to 6 years old) doing dumb stuff to make his dead mother smile :')

Betting that Ellis and Zen probably accidentally ran over 100 vampires when they were driving or smth

These are all so accurate help- XD I love their friendship so much

Off topic but I just got my hardcover copies of the inheritance games :D! Merry Christmas!

#<3 i love it #mutuals <3 #they are idiots #but they mean so much to me #ellis and zen ghost hunting show when #WHEN. #twst oc #twisted wonderland oc #zenith devi #twst zenith #twst ask #twst asks #oc asks! #oc ask #asks #ask #asks! #twst incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[ivyprism]

Lilium after reuniting years later: Stop being so stoic, Acheron... Go on. Shout! Scream! Say something!

*Acheron reaching to gently hold her face.*

Acheron:... You're as beautiful as the day I lost you.

*Lilium taking his arm into her hands and letting a few tears roll as he holds her closer.*

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@kioko-d00dles / @kiokodoodles

#incorrect quotes? #correct quotes? #incorrect quotes #i dunno #Angels fall au #angel's fall au #angels fall h #Magical Girl AU #ghost hunting au

[empresskylo]

ೃ⁀➷ call of duty incorrect quotes

⋆｡°✩ all featuring gn!reader insert ⋆｡°✩ AUTHOR'S NOTE | hopefully these aren't cringey lol, i pulled most of them from pinterest. i just thought they'd be fun. let me know if you'd want to see more.

cod masterlist | main masterlist

soap: *bursts into the room, starts panicking* ghost: you: ghost: what happened? soap: no one died you: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER–

gaz: have you heard the joke about the gaslighter? soap: no... gaz: no, you definitely have. soap: no I haven't. gaz: you've literally heard it before. soap: no i haVEN'T gaz: yes you have soap: I DON'T KNOW IT?!? gaz: you're crazy, man. ghost: *hiding his smirk* you: *giggling beside ghost*

soap: I just fell– you: from heaven? soap: no, like I literally just fell– you: in love with me? soap: my fucKING ARM IS BROKEN you: okay, but do you think i'm pretty? be honest.

you: i sleep with a dagger under my pillow. gaz: weak. I sleep with a gun. ghost: you're both pathetic. you: oh?? and what do you sleep with? ghost: soap. you: *spits out drink*

you: what are you, 5? konig [snorts]: yeah, 5 heads taller than you. you: konig: konig: I'm sorry, please don't kill me.

you [on the phone]: uh... price? price [tired]: is the base on fire? you: well...no? price: then it's not an emergency price: *hangs up* gaz: WHAT DID HE SAY? you: he said it's not an emergency. soap [pinned under a cabinet that ghost and alejandro are trying to get off him]: HOW IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY

ghost: i invited you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game. you and soap [both nodding]: knife monopoly. ghost: i was actually going to hunt you for sport but now i'm interested in whatever the fuck knife monopoly is.

ghost: *is carrying all the groceries* you: *holds out a hand to help* ghost: *aggressively moves all the groceries to one hand to hold your hand*

you: can you keep a secret? ghost: do you know anything about my life? you: no, i do not. good point.

[you and ghost texting] you: where are you? ghost: turn around ghost: no the other way ghost: wrong way again you: ghost, where exactly are you?? ghost: at base, but the thought of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me.

soap: go big or go home! you [tears in your eyes]: i am begging you, soap. for once in your life, go home. please. just this once. go home. ghost: *nods in agreement* soap: i'm going big!

soap: hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? you: peonies, why? soap: you: were you going to get me flowers? soap: you: soap: it's a possibility...

you: why are you smiling? price: what? can't I just be happy? soap: gaz tripped and fell in the parking lot.

ghost: i wish i could block people in real life. you: restraining order. soap: murder. gaz: jesus fucking chr–

you: so you don't have a thing for anyone at the moment? soap: well... i didn't say that. you: oh. what's she like then? soap: you're just gonna assume they're a 'she'? you: are they– you: are they not a girl? soap: *gay panic*

ghost: i made tea. you: i don't want tea. ghost: i didn't make tea for you. this is my tea. you: then why are you telling me? ghost: it's a conversation starter. soap [looking between you two, confused] you: that's not really a conversation starter. ghost: oh, it isn't? we're conversing, aren't we? checkmate. you [scoffing]: well it's a lousy one then. ghost: never said it wasn't. you: *looking at soap* soap: *looking at you*

price: what does 'take out' mean? alejandro: food. gaz: dating. soap: murder. you: it can mean all three if you're not a coward. ghost: soap: gaz: price: you: what?

ghost: look, i know you think my judgment is clouded because i like soap a little bit. you [holding ghost's notepad]: you doodled your wedding invitations. ghost: no, that's our joint tombstone. you: oh, right, my mistake.

konig: hello, welcome to our first debrief. konig: today we're talking about... you [whispering]: building loyalty. konig: killing royalty. you [under your breath]: oh my god.

ghost: i am a very bad person. very very bad person. i am a horrible person. soap: you: gaz: ghost: "no you're not, ghost! we still love you, ghost!"

#ghost #simon riley #ghost x reader #simon riley x reader #cod #ghost cod #ghost fanfic #incorrect call of duty quotes #simon riley fanfic #ghost mw2 #ghost call of duty #incorrect quotes #cod mw2 #alejandro vargas #johnny mactavish #soap #soap cod #captain price #john price #konig mw2 #konig #cod incorrect quotes

[skylarsblue]

✦Incorrect C.o.D Quotes✦

(Bros I'm so sorry, I've had the biggest fucking writer's block. I'm hoping some silly lil meme posts will make up for it until I can write something substantial, I'msosorry-)

Y/N: Some of us, I don’t wanna name names, give me a headache when they speak and its- Soap: Is it me?? Y/N: No. Graves: Is it me? Y/N: …it’s not Soap- --

Price: I’m gonna make you a soup. Gaz, delirious with the flu: I don’t wanna be a soup, Captain… Price: …right, how about I give you soup instead? Gaz: That’d be nicer. Price: Right. --

Soap: What the fuck knuckles is this? Valeria: *holding her hyper femme gf in her lap* She’s my girlfriend you intolerant shit. Soap: Whoa! Pump the hate brakes Fox & friends. I’m just surprised anyone would date you. Especially Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony. Y/N, on Valeria’s lap: You know that cartoon? Soap: No comment. Ghost: No, I think you should comment more, Johnny. Soap: NO. COMMENT. Moving on! Gaz: We’re gonna circle back to that. --

Graves: I think the term you’re searching for is ‘current captain’. Ghost: The words I’m searching for, I can’t say. Because there’s a rookie *motions to Soap* present. Soap: No no, say it. I can handle it. Ghost: You sure? Soap: Absolutely, L.T. Ghost: *looks at Graves* Fucking donkey lookin’ muppet bitch. Soap: Brutal blow, sir. Well done. --

Y/N: *comes in* Hey, Gaz, how old is your captain? Gaz: What? Y/N: No not like that…it is, it is like that. How old is he? I came into base, he asked if I needed anything to eat. I said ‘eat what’? Gaz: Okay, first of all, put my plate down and stop hitting on my captain! Y/N: Don’t get mad at me! I don’t even wanna be here. Y’all the ones that want me to be here. --

NPC: Ohhh if I weren’t a lady, I’d deck you! Fem!Y/N: Oh please. Try it and I’d have you on your back so fast you’d think you’re on a date. Ghost: *spits tea* Price, covered in tea: That was so unnecessary- --

Ghost: Mmph. Y/N: Dark room, avoidant, you seem tired despite sleeping for awhile…you wanna try and get out in the sun or do you just need to be in the sadness dungeon? Ghost: *holds up two fingers* Y/N: Would you like some tea for the sadness dungeon? Ghost: …Mhm. Y/N: Tea for the sad dragon coming up! Ghost: Mmph. (Aka “thank you”) Y/N: No problem! --

Y/N: Ya know sometimes there’s times in life where you just have to sit back and go, “ya know what? I’m proud of myself.” Gaz: Is this one of those times? Y/N: No- Soap: *wheeze* --

(Shibari reference)

Price: …alright, when I said we needed to restrain him in a way that ensured he couldn’t get out. This is not- Gaz: These are not military knots. Y/N: No, they aren’t. You all suggested knots that he would know how to get out of. You told me to get rid of that possibility. So, I did. Soap: He is tied…to the ceiling. Ghost: You kinky bitch. Y/N: *shrug* Price: Where did you even learn this? Y/N: That is for me and my daddy issues to know, sir. Don’t worry about it. Just wake him up so we can start interrogating him.

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Graves: We can rule the world! Ghost: *turns to leave* Graves:: *watches him pull out something of Y/N’s* Graves: WH-YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FUCK MY WIFE Graves: GHOST. G H O S T Ghost: *leaves* --

Graves: Let me log into Twitter- WAIT, IS THAT GHOST’S DICK!?! Ghost: I fucked your wife. Graves: AGGHHHHHH- --

Medic!Y/N: Don’t torture yourself Ghost. *snips bandage* Medic!Y/N: That’s my job.~ Ghost, internally: Stayfocusedwecannot- --

Price: We’re you listening to me at all? Y/N: No I was fantasizing about beard burn. Price: Pardon? Y/N: Huh? --

Ghost: He died of natural causes. Gaz: You pushed him off the roof. Ghost: Gravity is natural. --

Y/N: Nuh Uh, no. I’m not doing it. I have self respect, and I will not stoop so low as to- Gaz: *brings out 100£.* Y/N: -oooooo*takes money* I’ll have it done in an hour. --

Soap, looking at Konig: That man is a tree. Y/N: Then I'm a fucking squirrel. Soap: On the hunt for nuts then? Y/N: Famished for them. Ghost: Why do I sit with you two...

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