Gloria: So have you thought about what job you want to strive for?
Barbie: I don't want a job. The bourgeois gain capital through stealing the labour of the workers, and the proletariat need to seize the means of production to liberate the global working class from exploitation.
Gloria: ...
Gloria: Sasha, did you give Barbie your copy of the Communist Manifesto?!
Sasha: And I would do it again!!
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Barbie: Why does everyone assume we’re a couple?
Gloria, on her lap and playing with her hair: I have no idea.
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Gloria: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
Barbie: AS ENEMIES?! 💔
Gloria:
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Barbie: So this is my boy friend Ken and these are Ken’s boyfriends Ken, Ken and Allan
Barbie: Aaaand over here we have my beautiful wife Gloria and Gloria’s husband…uhh…
Barbie, whispering to Gloria: What’s his name again?
Gloria, gazing lovingly at Barbie: That’s not important
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Barbie: If I run and leap at Gloria, they will most certainly catch me in their arms.
Barbie, running towards Gloria: Coming in!
Gloria: No! I’m holding coffee!
Gloria: *Drops coffee and catches Barbie*
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El Esposo de Gloria: "This is my wife, Gloria, and this is her girlfriend, Barbie."
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Gloria, flirting: I like your cowboy hat.
Barbie: It's not for sale.
Gloria: *Laughs*
Barbie: Laugh all you want. It's not for sale.
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Gloria: *yawns*
Barbie: *trying to flirt* I suppose being so pretty must be tiring...
Gloria: So you must be exhausted.
Barbie, blushing:
Gloria: ;)
Sasha: Oh really, guys? Really? RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD?
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Gloria: *looks at Barbie and starts breathing heavily*
Sasha: Mom are you ok?
Barbie: She does this every time! She'll pass out and be fine after! She says this is what best friends do!
Sasha: I'm moving out.
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Cloria: Can I have my shirt back ?
Barbie: Can I have my virginity back ?
Gloria:
Sasha in a distance: ... wait, what ?
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Barbie: I don’t do relationships.
Gloria: *exists*
Barbie: Shit.
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Barbie: She’s not really my type.
Sasha: What is your type?
Barbie: Moms, primarily. Yes, soccer moms, single moms, NASCAR moms, any type of mom, really.
Sasha: That’s disgusting. Stay away from my mom.
Barbie: Too late.
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Barbie, texting Gloria: *Sends a voice message*
Gloria, texting back: I'm in a meeting right now, honey. Is it urgent?
Barbie: No, don't worry, just listen later 💖🌸🎀💝🩷🥰
- LATER -
Gloria: *Plays voice message*
Barbie's voice message: THERE'S A FIRE-
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gloria, wearing a bad outfit: what do you guys think!
sasha: that looks horrible.
barbie: that’s your opinion
sasha: thankfully im correct on all things
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Rico: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Marlene: Rico, no.
Kowalski: Mistlefoe.
Marlene: Please stop encouraging him.
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