#incorrect godzilla quotes

[graspingremlinhands]

Ichi: I don't understand, people who get in relationships and call each other cheap pet names. Like sugar or honey. They should raise the bar and call them expensive things.

Godzilla: Good morning my beautiful electric bills.

Mothra: I love you grocery list.

Rodan: How's going my dear student loans?

Ichi: I hate you all.

#read it as platonic or poly #inspired by a reel on insta #incorrect quotes #incorrect godzilla quotes #godzilla #mothra #rodan #king ghidorah #ichi ghidorah #godzilla king of the monsters #monsterverse #legendary godzilla #kaiju #daikaiju #my au #sort of

[lux-aeternart]

Rodan: are you in love with Mothra?

Godzilla: *sweats* ...no

Rodan: then why do you draw 'M+G' in hearts everywhere?

Godzilla: it stands for misery and grief.

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[godzillasrighttoe]

Godzilla: Disgusting little creatures, soon you shall feel my hate, and suffer as I have suffered!

Source: Princess Mononoke

#submission #Incorrect godzilla quotes

[mixed-bag-of-fandoms]

Mothra: What were you doing while I was gone?!

Godzilla, sitting in a burning city: Waiting for you to come back

#godzilla #mothra #monsterverse #mothzilla #incorrect quotes #godzilla vs kong #godzilla x kong: the new empire

[leoprime13]

Jia, signing: You have really beautiful crystal spikes, Ms. Shimo.

Shimo: What is she doing?

Kong: Oh, that's how she communicates since she cannot hear.

Shimo: Okay. So what did she say?

Kong: She says that you have beautiful crystal spikes.

Shimo:

Kong:

Kong: Umm, Shimo? Are you okay?

Shimo: *tearing up* Yeah. Just got something stuck in my eye.

#incorrect quotes #Godzilla #Kong #Shimo #jia #princess of skull island #kaiju #monsterverse #Legendary Pictures #godzilla x kong: the new empire #spoilers #legendary kong #Dad Kong #Godmother Shimo

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

Mothra, pointing: May I sit there?

Godzilla: That's my lap.

Mothra: That doesn't answer my question, Godzilla.

#eyyyy haven't had some slightest but sweetest moment of mothzilla stuff #i literally pasted it out of my paper #big king and his pocket sized queen #small moth loves to cuddle with the nucleic lizard hehehe #godzilla #mothra #mothzilla #mosugoji #godzilla x mothra #monsterverse #godzilla king of the monsters #godzilla kotm #godzilla x kong: the new empire #gxk #source: tumblr #godzilla incorrect quotes #incorrect #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play? April: Did you just make that up? Leo: No, I read it in a fortune cookie once. April: ... Leo: A really long fortune cookie.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: Godzilla king of the monsters #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #leonardo #april o'neil

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

GHB: I DO A LITTLE RAMPAGING

GHB: LIKE TROLL GODZILLA IN THOSE TROLL KAIJU MOVIES

#submission #rdj meme me when i do a little rampaging like troll godzilla in those troll kaiju movies #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #the grand highblood

[lux-aeternart]

Godzilla: this is bad..! This is really bad!

Rodan: dude, what is it?

Godzilla: I kissed mothra!

Rodan: woah....I owe Kong so much money.

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[godzillasrighttoe]

Godzilla Incorrect Quote

Godzilla: Well, well, well, look… who’s… BACK.

Rodan: Help…! 

Source: Beast Wars 

omgggg it’s been so long since I’ve gotten a submission… nor an interaction on here in general. You guys still love meee?!??!

#submission #incorrect godzilla quotes #thank u :3

[funtimespringscare101]

Some More BloodFox x GxK/ShiMom AU incorrect quotes because brainrot is doing its job.

@magic-thing

*at the final fight in Rio* Goji: Uhh, dude, what are those rebels doing here? BloodFox, glancing at Scylla and Tiamat, whose asses he saved earlier: BloodFox: BloodFox: I told them this was their “community service”. —————————— *based on that one comic you did* Kong: I’ll like to introduce… Kong, motioning to Shimo: My wife… Kong, motioning to Goji: My Boyfriend… Kong, motioning to Mothra: …and his wife. Kong, kneeling over Shimo’s kids and Suko: Oh, of course, can’t forget my darling children… Random ape: Random ape, pointing towards BloodFox: But what about that guy? Kong, looking at BloodFox, helping Skar King’s S3x Sl@ves: Kong: Kong: Our Therapist with an existential crisis and family issues. ———————— Trapper and Bernie: *existing* BloodFox: BloodFox: 🏳️‍🌈? —————————- BloodFox: Good. Now send it to him. Ilene: Hey Guys, what are you doing over here? BloodFox: Me and Jia here are trying to troll Trapper. Ilene: Oh Really? How? BloodFox: So Jia just sent him a “suggestion” to play over the ship’s speakers and- Speakers:

Trapper, from inside the ship: OH YOU LITTLE FUC-

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[rainyloveangel]

Me and the main Kaiju's as incorrect quotes

- Note -

Monarch = Me

Shipping and nonshipping quotes

Lost of swearing... probably

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Rodan: Why is Monarch making me do the dishes again? You haven’t washed them in a week, Godzilla!

Godzilla: It’s because I’m Monarch’s favorite.

Rodan: I hate you.

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Monarch: I told Rodan to grab snacks for everyone.

Mothra, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?

*Monarch, Rodan, and Godzilla raise their hands*

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Mecha: If I say yes am I joining a cult?

Rodan: Possibly.

Mecha: I’m in.

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Ichi: ARE YOU-

Monarch: Fucking.

Ichi: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Monarch: Fucking.

Ichi: IDIOT!

Kong: …What was that?

Monarch: Scar king banned Ichi from swearing, so I’m helping them out

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Monarch, ordering coffee: I’d like a light roast.

Scar king: You're kinda ugly.

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Mecha: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Kong: I sleep with a axe.

Monarch: Both of you are pathetic.

Mecha: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Monarch: Godzilla.

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*Ichi is casually searching around the room*

Ni: Hey Ichi, what’re you looking for?

Ichi: My will to live.

*Monarch walks into the room*

Ichi: Oh, there it is.

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Mecha: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness—

Monarch: Hi.

Mecha: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*

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Ni: I am working on this whole Good Guy thing, but anyone who cuts me in line at Starbucks deserves to have their kneecaps shot out, okay?

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Mecha: Kong, I have a great idea.

Kong: Let’s hear it.

Mecha: We trick Shimo and Ichi to go out on a date together.

Kong: YES!

Kong: And hey, if that doesn’t work out, maybe you and me could go out, get some drinks—

Mecha, hitting him with a book: THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU

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Monarch, at Godzilla: You're my significant other.

Godzilla: Yeah I am!

Monarch, signing at Jia: You're my child.

Jia, signing back: Yes mama.

Monarch, at Ni: You're my bitch.

Ni: Yeah I am- wait, what?

Monarch, at Kong: My bestie.

Kong: Naturally.

Monarch, Kevin: HA, GAY!

Kevin: Fuck you.

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Monarch, at Godzilla's funeral: I need a moment with them.

Everyone: Of course. *They leave*

Monarch, leaning over Godzilla′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.

Godzilla: Yeah, no shit.

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Scar king: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.

(This was before Shimo's gender was confirmed to be female.)

Shimo: Wow, they really hate us.

Shimo: But we’re not gay, Scar king.

Scar king:

Shimo:

Scar king: We’re not?

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Scar king: Do you always have to attack me with your words?

Godzilla: Would you prefer me to use a brick?

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Kevin: Ichi, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?

Ichi: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later.

Kevin: Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Godzilla.

Ichi: Wait- Kevin, no-

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Godzilla: Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart?

Monarch: For the love of all that is holy, I am not taking you to McDonalds. It’s 2am!

Godzilla: Mean.

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Kong, talking to Monarch: With all due respect, which is none…

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Ichi, pointing to the wall: What color is this?

Monarch: Gray.

Mothra: Grey.

Ichi, turning to Scar king: Now tell them what color you think it is.

Scar king: Dark white.

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Godzilla: If I die, you can have what little I own.

Monarch: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die?

Godzilla: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full.

Monarch:

Monarch: *Sighs* Let me call your therapist again.

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Godzilla: Do you want some tea?

Monarch: What are the options?

Godzilla: Yes or no.

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[leoprime13]

Kong: How am I going to get Godzilla's attention? Hmm...

Kong: Hey, Godzilla! Mothra is mid!

Godzilla: THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT!?

#incorrect quotes #Godzilla #Kong #kaiju #monsterverse #Legendary Pictures #godzilla x kong: the new empire #legendary godzilla #legendary kong

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

Mothra, to Godzilla and Kong: If you two can manage not to kill each other while I'm gone.

Godzilla: Oh, please. We're not children.

Mothra: *flies away*

Godzilla:

Kong:

Kong: Eat shit and die.

Godzilla: Yes, fuck you.

Source: Castlevania

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[nemesisthetoy]

Tiamat: “For thousands of years I laid dormant, WHO HAS DISTURBED MY-!?”

Titanosaurus: “Hey Best Buddy!”

Tiamat: “Oh it’s you. Explain, idiot.”

#You guys see the vision? #godzilla #tiamat #titanosaurus #incorrect quotes #source: team four star #godzilla x kong: the new empire #godzilla x kong #gxk