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baby-starks · a month ago
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Sansa: *gets a papercut*
Theon: *under his breath* god, hasn’t she been through enough
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shining-m00nlight · 4 days ago
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Someone: Cersei Lannister is the most beautiful women in Westeros.
Ned: I guess she is kind of pretty. But have you seen my wife.
Someone: Her hair is like gold.
Ned: But look at my wife! Her hair is like fire but it falls down her shoulders in waves like the water of the Rivers she comes from.
Someone: Oh yeah your wife is very pretty too.
Ned: How dare you look at my wife!!!
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incorrect-jaimebrienne · 3 months ago
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Jaime: Listen up fives a ten is speaking
Jaime: *gesturing to Brienne* Carry on
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bisexual-chupacabra · 4 months ago
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Jon Snow, after being stabbed, killed, and then brought back to life : I learned valuable lessons from this
Ser Davos: knowing you, I'm sure they're all horrible distortions of the lessons you actually should've learned
Jon:
Davos:
Jon: death isn’t real, and I’m basically god.
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incorrectstarkfamily · 7 months ago
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Jon: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can’t have you ask any questions why.
Arya: Only if you also don't ask why.
Arya, pulling out 7 pristine human skulls: Take your pick.
Jon:
Arya:
Jon: This one is fine.
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littlebird-whitewolf · 6 months ago
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i was watching jonsa videos again and i once again came across the treasure trove of jon scenes with kill bill sirens so I made a thing 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻
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myreygn · a month ago
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robb: why would you give a sword to arya??
jon: she felt unsafe
robb: and now i feel unsafe!
jon:
jon: you want a sword?
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inncorrect-starklings · 2 months ago
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Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Myrcella’s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get her out…
Arya
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hchollym · 7 months ago
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Sansa: Gotta love knitting needles. I can make a scarf, I can make a hat, I can stab your eyes out, I can make mittens...
Jon: Wait- what what that middle part?
Sansa: I can make a hat.
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baby-starks · 28 days ago
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Robb: you know those things will kill you don’t you
Theon: *smoking 40 cigarettes at once* we know
Jon: *eating raw cookie dough* we’re trying to speed up the process
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shining-m00nlight · 6 months ago
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Cat: Some people ask me what my kids inherited from their father. I tell you what! They all inherited his horrible taste in friends.
To this day I don't understand how Ned and Robert ever became friends.  
Robbs best friend is Theon. That boy has literally two moods "I'm horny" and "let's do something stupid".
Margaery might look like a good choice in a friend for Sansa but she is kind of the same person as Theon when it comes to bad influence. She's just better at keeping up appearances.  
Aryas friends names are Lommy and Hot Pie. Who calls their child Hot Pie! And don't get me started on the boy that doesn't own a shirt!
Bran is friends with the Reed siblings. He has a crush on Meera who way to old for him and I'm pretty sure Jojen is high most of the time.
Rickons best friend is his old babysitter Osha who teaches him questionable Wildling traditions. Seriously one day Stannis is gonna call me and tell me Rickon stole Shireen.
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Brienne: You're pretty stupid
Jaime: Thank you
Brienne: Why are you thanking me? I insulted you
Jaime: All I heard was "You're pretty"
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nemesi221 · 6 months ago
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Jaime: Wench? Wench! Here you are. Could you help me with my wedding?
Brienne: You-you’re getting married?
Jaime: Aye.
Brienne: Oh. That’s a nice thing.
Jaime, smirking: ...
Brienne: What do you want me to do, Ser?
Jaime, falling on one knee: Merry me.
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incorrectstarkfamily · 7 months ago
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Ghost: Woof.
Jon: I would never have thought of that.
Edd: Okay, can the Starks actually speak dog or are they messing with us?
Sam: Knowing them, it may very well be both.
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multifandom-incorrect · 2 months ago
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Arya: [baking something in the kitchen]
Robb: any chance that’s for me?
Arya: wouldn’t count on it. I’m planning to make some bad choices and I need mom on my side.
Sansa: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment-
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inncorrect-starklings · 3 months ago
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Bran: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Rickon: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police
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