Pallas Athena
Imparts wisdom
Bossy, borderline dangerous attitude
Stalks you
Represented by an owl
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Imparts wisdom
Bossy, borderline dangerous attitude
Stalks you
Represented by an owl
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Apollo: Okay guys, lets just hug this out.
*Artemis, Apollo, Hermes, and Athena struggle into a group hug*
Artemis: Who took my wallet?
Hermes: Sorry.
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Poseidon: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea taste different if you put it in hot water
Athena,*slowly puts down her book*: Y-You were putting it in cold water....
Poseidon: ....
Hera: Poseidon. Answer the question. Poseidon!
Poseidon: Yeah I thought for like 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason.
Everyone: ....
Poseidon: You think I have the patience to boil water?
Dionysus: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes????
Apollo,*grabbing him*: Why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it?!
Dionysus: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?!
Apollo: It takes less than a minute!
Hermes: BESTIE IS YOUR STOVE TOP POWERED BY THE FUCKING SUN?????
Apollo: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE!??!
Hermes: Like 7 minutes!
Dionysus: *nods*
Apollo: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes less than that and you use a saucepan.
Zeus: HA- You're putting the whole mug on the stove?????? on medium heat???? You're stove is enchanted!
Athena: Every single person in this room is a fucking lunatic...
Demeter: Do none of you own a fucking kettle!?
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Zeus: So how did you convince all our siblings to betray me? What did you offer them?
Hera: I asked if they wanted to embarrass you and they instantly said yes.
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Poseidon: oh no
Zeus: what is it?
Poseidon: an angry wife is coming towards us
Zeus: mine or yours
Poseidon: does it really matter?
Zeus: Well, if it's Amphitrite we might survive, but if it's Hera, we're totally dead.
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*Achilles arriving in the underworld*
Achilles: “Where’s Patro-“
Hades: “FINALLY! ACHILLES- a word please”
Achilles: “Sure, but could you tell me where Patroclus -“
Hades: “Look around”
Achilles: “I am, but it’s so crowded in here, I can’t see him”
Hades: “Exactly!”
Hades: “A 10 year long war was already bad enough, but then you had to go and murder 10 000 people in one day???”
Hades: “Frank over here - who you gracefully pierced with your spear btw - has been standing in this exact same spot for three days because I’ve got no place to put him!”
Achilles: “So I’m guessing you’re not going to help me find Patroclus, then?”
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Odysseus: What's up with Achilles? He has been laying on the floor for like.. an hour now?
Breises: He's a bit overwhelmed
Odysseus: And why is that?
Breises: Patroclus smiled at him
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Greek gods and their mottos:
Zeus: Justice above all.
Hera: Loyalty is the key to harmony.
Poseidon: Life is like the sea, you can never know for how long it will be calm.
Hades: The reason you don't enjoy life is because you are afraid of death.
Hestia: Keep calm and carry on.
Demeter: Don't underestimate someone because they look calm.
Ares: Never judge a book by its cover.
Aphrodite: Love is a bird, she needs to fly.
Apollo: The sexiest language someone can speak is the motherfucking truth.
Artemis: Women can do everything.
Hephaestus: Ugly outside, beautiful inside.
Athena: Knowledge is power.
Dionysus: Rage on or go home.
Hermes: Being talkative is nice, until you start lying.
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Ares: Your lipstick looks great!
Aphrodite: It tastes even better. *winks*
Ares: I know.
Aphrodite:
Ares:
Aphrodite: Hey why are your teeth pink?
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