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Aphrodite: I know you’re staring at my ass

Ares: I’m not staring, I’m judging

Aphrodite:

Ares: 12/10

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Artemis: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Aphrodite: It's not a joke.

Aphrodite: *sniffles*

Aphrodite: I'm a legit snack.

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Jason: I’ve learned some very valuable lessons from you all today.

Hercules: I’m guessing they’re all horribly distorted from the lesson you actually should have taken away.

Jason: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically a god.

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Orpheus: “Luck” is my middle name. Mind you, my first name is “Bad”.

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Hestia: I'm very angry. Can I swear?

Hera: Sure.

Demeter: Yeah, go ahead.

Hestia: F...

Hera: Go on.

Hestia: I'm nervous.

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Hestia, who's never done anything wrong: They're after me.

Hermes, who the police are after: You better run then.

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Ares: give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day. light a man on fire and he’s warm for the rest of his life.

Athena: ….ares, no.

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poseidon: marry me!

amphrite: * runs away*

#this is literally what happened, #poseidon, #amphrite, #incorrect greek gods

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Apollo: I have a new hoodie!!

Hermes: "we" have a new hoodie.

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Demeter: What are you guys doing?

Apollo: It's asexual awareness week.

Hermes: So we're putting bunch of mirrors in Dionysus's room so he gets the idea.

Ares: That's stupid.

Hermes: Wait till bisexual awareness week, we're coming for you next big boy.

Hestia, down the hall: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MIRRORS IN MY ROOM?!

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Hermes: i am shattering like glass

Hermes, with a depressed grin: but at least i have viddy games

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Dating tip: don’t

- Athena at some point probably

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Apollo : * shooting an arow and Misses*

Artemis: Really Apollo that was horrible

Apollo: well a Apollo-gize

Artemis:

Loki : *passing by* Really Apollo that was so not low key Try harder next time

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Dionysus: I have a 20, what do you have?

Hermes: 69 cents.

Dionysus: You know what that means!

Hermes, tearing up: I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets.

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Poseidon: Isn't it hot in here?

Athena: The temperature decreased significantly when you walked in.

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Zeus: It’s marked urgent, get it done ASAP

Hermes: Sure I’m a pro -

Zeus: Great!

Hermes: - crastinator. I’ll get it done tomorrow

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Cashier: Whoa 58 bottles of wine, having a party tonight?

Dionysus:

Cashier:

Dionysus:

Cashier:

Dionysus: sure

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zeus: what are you five?

poseidon: yeah five heads taller then you.

zeus:

poseidon: i’m sorry please don’t kill me

(this has definitely been done before)

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Persephone, texting: I LOVE YOUR DOG SO MUCH HE'S SO CUTE I LOVE SEEING YOUR SNAPHCHAT STORIES OF HIM

Hades, texting back: what about me

Persephone: ur ok

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Eris, to the groupchat: accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles...

Set: careful- your next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster

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