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Achilles: Take my armor and ride into battle!
Achilles, 10 minutes later:
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Ares: Don't ask a girl where she wants to eat. Tell her to guess where you're taking her to eat, then take her to the first guess.
Hermes: By Chaos... he's cracked the code we didn't even know we had!
#LOL#it's a good idea chief#ares#hermes#greek gods#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#incorrect mythology#mythology#s: @TheeTcup (twitter)#queuetzalcoatl
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Apollo: Shit happens dude.
Artemis: Shit doesn’t just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
#apollo#Artemis#tagamemnon#mythology#Greek mythology#Greek myths#myths#greek myth#classics#classics memes#Greek mythology memes#mythology memes#Greek myth memes#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek myths#incorrect mythology#incorrect classics#incorrect Greek mythology#greek gods#gods and goddesses#greek gods and goddesses#source: texts from last night#texts from last night#tfln#source: tfln
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Ares: (swings at Hermes, misses)
Hermes: Strike one!
Ares: That's not how this works- (swings again)
Hermes: Strike two!
Ares: (under breath) fuck
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Hephaestus: She loves me, that is certain.
Ares: You sure?
Meanwhile -
Athena: I look at you and go dry. Like sand.
#s: the great#i know i know im sorry for bullying hephaestus#listen: all gods are equal they must all have a turn in the roasting ring#also it was necessary for this post#incorrect greek quotes#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek myths#greek myth memes#percy jackson and the greek gods#greek gods#greek mythology#greek myths#greek memes#greek gods memes#incorrect quotes#incorrect gods#mythology#greek shitpost#hephaestus#ares#athena
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When he is bored, Ares sends out his war birds to poop on people
#greek gods#greek myth memes#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#incorrect quotes#mythology#greek mythology shit post#incorrect greek mythology#lore olympus#blood of zeus#ares
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Aphrodite: It’s been 15 minutes and he still hasn’t texted me back. What if he’s hurt?
Eros: Mama, just give him some time.
*Meanwhile*
Ares: *Struggling to spell gorgeous*
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[here’s the giggle of the day. go give op some love on twitter, their stuff is great!]
#source: twitter#hades incorrect quotes#incorrect hades#incorrect Greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#hades game#hades#hades supergiant#supergiant games#zagreus#hades zagreus#zagreus hades#hades fandom#hades hades#lord hades#Greek gods#hades shitposts#Greek mythology memes
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Odysseus: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time.
Achilles: [cracking his knuckles]
Achilles: Manslaughter it is.
#greek mythology#greek myth#greek mythology memes#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#greek myth memes#incorrect greek quotes#achilles#the song of achilles#tsoa#odysseus
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Hades: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful, and organized.
Persephone: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Hades: That one. I want that one.
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Love him, dammit!
#trojan war#the song of achilles#tsoa achilles#tsoa patroclus#the iliad#the odyssey#achilles#patrochilles#achillian#greek myhtology#trojan heroes#the trojan women#the trojan war#trojan horse#helen of sparta#helen of troy#ajax the greater#the aeneid#virgil's aeneid#incorrect greek gods#incorrect gods#incorrect quote#incorrect greek mythology#incorrect quotes#tsoa#tagamemnon#ancient greek memes#ancient greek#ancient greek gods#best of all the queue
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Orion: *unconscious*
Artemis: HE ISN'T BREATHING!
Orion: *opens eyes*
Artemis: I have to give him mouth to mouth!
Orion: *closes eyes*
#haha what are you talking about.. orion didn't die...??#lol get it chief#orion#artemis#orion x artemis#artemis x orion#greek gods#greek heroes#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#incorrect mythology#mythology#s: og tumblr said it was from PJO but personally i doubt that. idk#queuetzalcoatl#incorrect greek heroes
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Achilles: Wait you like me?? For my personality???
Patroclus: I know. I was surprised too.
#achilles#Patroclus#patrochilles#tagamemnon#mythology#myths#Greek Mythology#tsoa#the song of achilles#greek myth#greek myths#classics#classics memes#greek mythology memes#greek myth memes#mythology memes#incorrect mythology#incorrect greek myth#incorrect classics#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#incorrect greek myths#greek gods#greek gods and goddesses#gods and goddesses#texts from last night#source: texts from last night#tfln#source: tfln
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guys please appreciate my hard work tonight
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Poseidon: People can be sweet and dangerous. Example, us. Also, koala bears.
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Apollo:
Athena:
Hermes:
#percy jackson#incorrect greek gods#greek tumblr#greek gods#greek mythology#ancient greek#greek goddess#gods and goddesses#apollo#athena#hermes#musical#source: starkid#source: the guy who didn't like musicals#the guy who didn't like musicals#joey richter#lauren lopez#robert manion#starkid#team starkid#watch this musical guys its on youtube#emma perkins#ted spankoffski#professor hidgens#hatchetfield#tgwdlm
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Ares: Send dudes.
Aphrodite: You mean nudes?
Ares: I’m in a fight. I need more men.
#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek quotes#greek mythology memes#incorrect greek myths#greek mythology#greek gods#greek myths#incorrect greek mythology#incorrect lore olympus quotes#lore olympus
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#hades#hades game#hades supergiant#hades fandom#zagreus#prince zag#prince zagreus#source: twitter#incorrect hades#hades incorrect quotes#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#incorrect mythology#patroclus#achilles and patroclus#pachilles#achilles x patroclus#charon#hades charon#charon hades#hades zagreus#zagreus hades#patroclus hades#hades patroclus
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Chiron: Please sit in this chair. I’d like to ask you some questions.
Patroclus, whispering to Achilles: Deny everything
Achilles: That’s not a chair
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