#incorrect greek gods

[incorrectgreekgods]

Poseidon: So, are you two dating now?

Zeus and Hera: Yes.

Poseidon: Why?

Zeus: I happen to find Hera very appealing.

Poseidon: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Hera.

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[mytholympus]

Hades: Kid, there are two secrets to success

Hades: Number one, never tell anyone everything you know

Dionysus: What’s the second?

Hades: Well

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[localgreekmythologywh0re]

Apollo: Hey, Ares? Can I get some dating advice?

Ares: Just because I'm with Aphrodite doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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[textsfrommtolympus]

Apollo: just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.

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[0lympian-c0uncil]

Ares: The sun... is so bright...

Hermes: ...You're looking at a picture of Apollo smiling

Ares: Shut the fuck-

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[thingsphoenix21]

Ariadne: What are you thinking about?

Dionysus: Babe, I promise you when I have a coherent thought you will be the first one to know.

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[withlovefromolympus]

Athena: I relate to Belle because I love to read books and love people for their souls

Aphrodite: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies

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[olympusrox]

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[death-and-flowers]

Persephone: What are you so worried about?

Hades: Do you want a list?

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[best-of-all-the-geeks]

The Gods when they see random mortals fighting:

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[noisygalaxybanana]

apollo: i don't think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of this one

ares: *cracks knuckles* manslaughter it is

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[incorrectgreekgods]

Artemis: Ayo, what the FUCK is this?!?

Ares, sitting down, surrounded by corpses: I won Mafia, that’s what.

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[mytholympus]

Hades: Look, I’m sorry about what I said earlier.

Zeus: …And for punching me in the face?

Hades: No. You definitely deserved that.

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[localgreekmythologywh0re]

Zeus: Do you understand?

Apollo: In fact, I overstand.

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[loloisafangirl]

Hades: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life.

Zeus: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Hades: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, and beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried long after I die.

Poseidon: edible

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[0lympian-c0uncil]

Demeter: Are you tall enough to play basketball though?

Hera: Are you calling me short?

Zeus: We're calling you vertically challenged.

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[thanatoastie]

Bitches be like: “The Greek gods were very complex. They were meant to be like humans in drastic proportions. Their bads were the worst, but their goods were also the best. They’re very morally complex characters. You can not say “Hades is evil, Ares is evil, Artemis is good, Athena is good.” That is because it’s not true, their grand characters can not be summarized in such small sentences. Zeus though, Zeus is a bitch. “

It’s me. I’m bitches.

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[withlovefromolympus]

*Zeus eating cake*

Hera: can I have a bite?

Zeus: of course honey *spoon feeds her the rest of the cake*

*Hera eating cake*

Zeus: can I have a bite?

Hera, shoving her mouth full: it's really spicy, you wouldn't like it

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[princessofopus]

Odysseus: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time.

Achilles: [cracking his knuckles]

Achilles: Manslaughter it is.

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[meditando-en-paris]

Drunk Achilles texting Patroclus: You're the hottest boyfriend I've ever had.

Patroclus: I'm your husband.

Achilles: OMG THAT'S AWESOME!

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