#incorrect greek heroes

[incorrecthomer]

Odysseus: People who say “go big or go home” seriously underestimate my willingness to go home. Odysseus: it’s literally my only goal for most of the day.

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[athenas-sw0rd]

Agamemnon: I never considered you a rival.

Achilles: I never considered you at all.

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[godsofhumanity]

Odysseus: "oh no we’re all doomed by the narrative" Odysseus: Maybe you are. I’m the narrative’s favorite. [later] Odysseus: Update: Turns out this is not a good thing for me.

#odysseus #greek heroes #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect mythology #incorrect odyssey #mythology #incorrect greek heroes #greek gods #s: tumblr #queuetzalcoatl

[0lympian-c0uncil]

Hera: Who do you want to kill first? Poseidon: I'm not killing anybody! Hera,*pointing at a picture of Odysseus*: This one. This one looks very punchable. Poseidon: You're right. He is actually extremely punchable.

#well you see #hera #poseidon #odysseus #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek god quotes #incorrect greek quotes #incorrect greek heroes

[mtolympusmemes]

Achilles: Hector, my arch enemy. Agamemnon: … I thought I was your arch enemy? Achilles: I have a life outside of you, Agamemnon.

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[mytholots]

Medea: look Jason, I'm not slut shaming you but...

Medea: Actually yeah, I'm TOTALLY slut shaming you.

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[paranoiahaven]

#lestat: omg same! #lestat de lioncourt #achilles #interview with the vampire #iwtv #the iliad #the song of achilles #tsoa #scott pilgrim #scott pilgram takes off #incorrect greek heroes #incorrect greek mythology

[a-anadyomene]

#ancient greek #greek mythology #greek heroes #ancient greece #ancient greek memes #alexander the great #hephaestion #alexander and hephaestion #achilles and patroclus #patrochilles #greek history #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect quotes #incorrect greek heroes #hephaistion #hephaistion and alexander

[h0bg0blin-meat]

Menelaus: *on his phone*

Menelaus: *chuckles* For a billion dollars, would you-

Diomedes: YESSSSSSSS.

Menelaus:

Diomedes: DICK, MURDER, ANYTHING.

Menelaus:

Diomedes: IT'S A BILLION FUCKING DOLLARS.

Menelaus: I KNOW BUT DAMN!

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[history-enjoyer]

My cousins forced me to watch d*sney’s Hercules yesterday and all other inaccuracies aside I think one of the worst offenders is them portraying Zeus as caring, loving and present father. I died of laughter when I saw it.

#greek mythology #hercules #disney #incorrect greek heroes #incorrect greek mythology #greek heroes #movies #disney movies #heracles #zeus greek mythology #zeus #historically inaccurate #mythology and folklore

[incorrecthomer]

Menelaus: Helen, why are you not dressed? Helen: Uhm, because I have nothing to wear? Menelaus, looking through the closet: You have three dresses, two pairs of pants, a hoodie- hi, Paris- a skirt, and three shirts.

#greek mythology #incorrect greek mythology #greek heroes #incorrect greek heroes #incorrect greek quotes #incorrect quotes #iliad #incorrect iliad #spartan royals #menelaus #helen of sparta #helen of troy #paris of troy #helen x menelaus #helen x paris

[athenas-sw0rd]

Achilles: So what’s your type?

Patroclus: Blue eyes, prideful, strong, oblivious, blonde hair.

Achilles: Kinda sounds like me. Too bad we’re just friends.

Patroclus: ..did I mention oblivious?

#the iliad #incorrect greek heroes #greek heroes #achilles #achilles and patroclus #tsoa achilles #incorrect tsoa quotes #odysseus #tsoa quotes #tsoa patroclus #tsoa patrochilles #tsoa #patroclus x achilles #achillies #achilles x patroclus #patrochilles #greek myth #ancient greek

[godsofhumanity]

Odysseus, at the beginning of his journey: I hope nothing bad happens! Odysseus, now: I hope whatever bad things happen are at least funny.

#odysseus #greek heroes #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek heroes #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect mythology #mythology #s: tumblr #queuetzalcoatl

[0lympian-c0uncil]

APOLLO'S LOVER

I had to send an urge to draw @gotstabbedbyapen 's Hyacinthus

I am not good at coloring so it's just a silly sketch

I hope you enjoy!!!

#apollo x hyacinthus #hyacinthus #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek god quotes #incorrect greek quotes #greek heroes #incorrect greek heroes #my art #artwork #art

[mtolympusmemes]

Achilles walking in to a room: Sorry I'm late… I was… doing things

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Agamemnon, out of breath: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS

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[salmonshoe]

Feel like this little interaction would happen. @zsoutan @hellaiac

#incorrect iliad #Achilles #Patroclus #Chiron #incorrect greek heroes #incorrect greek mythology