#incorrect greek memes

[nobuuses]

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[simugeuge]

Pallas Athena

Imparts wisdom

Bossy, borderline dangerous attitude

Stalks you

Represented by an owl

Duolingo

Imparts wisdom

Bossy, borderline dangerous attitude

Stalks you

Represented by an owl

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[leosoralyyn]

me reading tsoa: why is there an whole 2 pages describing how hot Achilles is?

Oh yeah this is Patroclus' pov

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[mytholots]

Apollo: *crying* It was so hard! I couldn't take it man!

Artemis: *patting him on the back* Yeah life can be hard sometimes.

Apollo: Life?

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[justmiraculousconspiracies]

Odysseus: What's up with Achilles? He has been laying on the floor for like.. an hour now?

Breises: He's a bit overwhelmed

Odysseus: And why is that?

Breises: Patroclus smiled at him

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[h0bg0blin-meat]

Ares: I just stubbed my toe.

Ares: But did I cry like a baby?

Ares: Of course not.

Ares: A baby don't have the lung capacity for the sound I just made.

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[shattered-stars-lonely-hearts]

Apollo: Pick a card, any card Hermes: Okay Apollo: Apollo: Any card did not include my credit card, kindly hand it back

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[withlovefromolympus]

Zeus: Hermes, open up!!

Hermes: i have daddy issues

Zeus: i meant the door, you bastard!

Hera: shh, no, let him speak

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[whitevesper]

[achilles teaching patroclus to drive]

achilles: you’re driving and suddenly you see clytemnestra and agamemnon walk into the road. what do you hit?

patroclus: the brakes obviously

achilles: wrong. agamemnon. you should always hit agamemnon.

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[princessofopus]

“Patrochilles is real,” I say into the mic, the crowd boos. I begin to walk off the stage in shame. “No, she’s right!” I hear a voice in the back say. The lights come on. It's Alexander the Great.

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[ichangemyusertoomuch]

that's it. that's the episode.

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[sungodra]

Achilles: Go big or go home!

Patroclus, with tears in his eyes: I'm begging you, Achilles, for once in your life, please, just this once, go home

Achilles: I'm going big

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[simugeuge]

Agamemnon: Hey people I'm testing your loyalty.

Achaean army: *deserts and races to the ships*

Odysseus: *dissociates*

Athena: What are you doing? Make them stop.

Odysseus: Ok guys I know we all miss Penelope and Telemachus but we have to be strong.

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[inc0rrectmyths]

<Hermes as a lawyer>

𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗲𝘀: Your honor, you weren't there at the scene so shut the fuck up.

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[mytholots]

Apollo: You disgust me.

Hermes: *eating a kitkat sideways* And?

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[justmiraculousconspiracies]

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