#incorrect greek mythos

[nobodywasneverhere]

I bring a long and confusing passageways with illogical turns vibe to the table that the minotaur really don’t like

#shitpost #incorrect greek mythos

[pelideswhore]

#my first meme in forever omg #greek mythology #greek myth #odysseus #ancient greece #mythology #greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #mythos #incorrect quote #greek mythos #greek myth meme #greek myth memes #greek mythology memes #myth #iliad #greek mythology meme #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek quotes #incorrect greek myth #incorrect quotes #the odyssey #homer #epic cycle #helios #(just rewrote the scene) #tagammemnon #tagamemnon #literature memes #classics memes

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

HAL: Please stop putting fish in your pants. That's not what they mean by "codpiece".

CALIBORN: I DO WHAT I WANT. FAGGOT.

HAL: Yes, you do. I don't know why I possibly would've thought so otherwise.

#source: op on discord #submission #i feel like this could be a monty python skit #shit i just realized that python could be a valid troll name #and is also the name of a dragon in greek mythos #wow this sure is a tangent #f slur #// montie python. send tweet #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #hal strider #lil hal #caliborn

[echo-stimmingrose]

Hera: A boy doesn't dye his hair that color unless he has psychological problems!!

Dionysus: My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems!!!!

#¡not accurate to greek mythos! #hera #dionysus #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #greek mythology memes #quote source: tv show Victorious

[mythos-soup]

Ares: change is inedible.

Mars: I think you mean "inevitable"...

Ares: Nope. *spits out a bunch of pennies*

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[paradisechid800]

@lady-eoeviaerrie

On it!

Scariest things to hear in mythology: "Unfortunately, Loki got bored" "Sadly, Amaterasu was pissed" "Sun Wokung got was feeling ansty sooo..." Kali: Oh my, the music is most exuberant. I might dance. "You left this inanimate object alone for too long sooo we now have a new Yokai" Shiva: You know what? ctrl+alt+delete Parvati: 'Aight, I finna' head out. "Am I beautiful?" Says a random woman with a mask on you just bumped into on the streets.

#norse mythology #loki #shinto #amaterasu #sun wokung #hinduism #maha kali #Greek mythology is the main mythos I know well enough #I kind of struggle with other mythologies lol #mythology #incorrect quotes #yokai #shiva #lord shiva #parvati #hindu mythology #kuchisake onna

[incorrect-olympians]

Hades: Ask me why I love you.

Persephone: Why do you love me, Hades?

Hades: *pulls out a 200-slide presentation*

Hades: I'm glad you asked.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect greek mythology #greek myth #greek mythology #greek mythos #hades #persephone #hades and persephone

[hyapollo-brainrot]

Achilles: Oh no, there’s only one piece of of pizza left,

Patroclus: what should we do,

Achilles: We could cut it in half.

Pat: no, I don’t have a knife… we can both take little bites of it, like you take a bite, I take a bite… you get it.

Achilles: no that’s gross.

Pat: why is that gross??

Achilles: cause our mouths would have touched the same thing. That’s gross.

Pat: what??? We kiss all the time?? You literally blew me?!

Achilles: meh. You can have it.

Pat: no.. you can have it

Achilles: ah, I guess there’s only one solution… you’ll eat the pizza and I’ll just eat you.

Pat:

Pat: was this all just a really elaborate pickup line?

@generouskittentidalwave

#incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #greek mythos #greek gods #tsoa achilles #tsoa patroclus #achilles #patroclus #patrochilles

[wise-blue-cookies]

Hades: Tell your spawn to stop coming to the underworld and asking me for child support money.

Poseidon:.....

Poseidon: You impregnated MY son?!?!?!?! You had a CHILD w/ him?? Was Persephone not enough that u had to fuck my kid too??? And not even helping him ???

Demeter, suddenly popping: Sucks, doesn't it?

Hades:

This continues with Hades having no clue what's happening and Poseidon yelling at him with Demeter egging him and adding her own snide comments.

Persephone of course is filming the whole thing and eating popcorn with a poker Queen face on and laughing internally because she knows the entire context..

................

Percy, suddenly straightening up.

Annabeth: what happened??

Percy: I have a feeling that I'm the cause of drama happening somewhere.

#percy jackson popping up in the underworld with a knocked out nico on his shoulders #thn proceeds to yell at Hades for the fun of it in his pjs and bathrobe combo #annabeth chase #sometimes joins becoz she needs entertainment too #hades pjo #pjo #nico di angelo #percy jackson #percabeth #persephone pjo #poseidon pjo #demeter pjo #demeter #poseidon #persephone #hades #greek mythos #greek incorrect quotes

[moider-time]

The Greek Gods' Therapist

*Family Session: Demeter, Persephone, Hades, Thanatos & Cerberus*

Therapist: Guys please-

Thanatos: NAH LEMME AT HER

Hades: Thanatos, StOp-

Thanatos: NO. TALK SHIT, GET HIT, BITCH

Demeter: I'VE SAID IT BEFORE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN. HADES 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 PIECE 👏 OF 👏SHIT

Persephone: Mother-

Thanatos: THAT'S IT

*Demeter and Thanatos duking it out with Hades trying to break them up and Persephone drinking out of her flask*

Therapist: Y'know you're my favourite

Cerberus: bork :3

#greek mythology #greek mythos #greek mythology incorrect quotes #hades x persephone #hades #persephone #demeter #thanatos #cerberus #thanatos and demeter are those two ppl who can never be in the same room together or they'll beat the shit out of eachother #thanatos just doesn't appreciate the hades disrespect #tbh thanatos and persephone are co-captains of the hades protection squad #greek god therapy au

[hecates-corner]

Apollo: makes deez nuts jokes

Artemis: falls for deez nuts jokes

Hermes: laughs at deez nuts jokes

Dionysus: “Wh… sorry, what?”

#he’s drunk off of his ass #greek mythology #greek myth #mythology #incorrect greek mythology #greek myth memes #greek mythos #ancient greek #incorrect greek quotes

[alexglitches]

Incorrect Quote Time

~LEGO Mythos (Fanmade)~

Atalanta: What do you think Theseus will do for a distraction?

Icarus: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Icarus: ... or he could do that.

#disclaimer: this fanmade project of mine is in no way affiliated with LEGO or it's official properties. this work is FANMADE #part of my fanmade lego thing based on monkie kid but it's GREEK MYTHOLOGY instead :) #lego #greek mythology #mythology #incorrect quotes #lego mythos #atalanta #theseus #icarus #lego mythos incorrect quotes

[pelideswhore]

Achilles: As usual, Achilles saves the day.

Patroclus: As usual, Patroclus has to hear about it.

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[kiwikipedia]

Chariclo: I just heard my husband talking to Achilles.

Chariclo: He said, and I quote:

Chariclo: "And you had sex with him how many times? ... Hmm, yes, that’s not technically a 'bromance'"

#this is about pat ofc #i love the pelion family you have no idea #Chariclo #Chiron #Chariclo (Fanservant) #fate #fgo fan servant #fgo #Greek mythos #fgo chiron #fgo achilles #archer of black #rider of red #achilles #incorrect fate grand order #incorrect quotes

[a-fruitypebble]

Kratos is a god or Titan in Greek Mythology, and referred to as the "divine personification of strength." His parents are Styx and Pallas, his sister is Nike (goddess of victory) who you may have heard of. In Roman Mythology, he is named Potestas. He resides on Mount Olympus with Zeus upon his mother's, Styx's, request. Kratos was nicknamed the "Ghost of Sparta" after he accidentally killed his wife and daughter under Ares' command, as storylined in the video game "Kratos | God of War."

"KRATOS (Cratus) was the god or personified spirit (daimon) of strength, might, power and sovereign rule. He and his three siblings--Nike (Victory), Bia (Force) and Zelos (Rivalry)--were the winged enforcers of the god Zeus, angel-like beings who stood in attendance of the heavenly throne." - theoi.com

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[mythos-soup]

Hermes: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?  Apollo: ...What???

#classical mythology #mythology #incorrect mythology #incorrect quotes #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #greek mythology #greek myth #greek gods #apollo #hermes #greek mythos #mercury #quetzalcoatl #queueueueueueueueueueueueueue #queue