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[jasonsthunderthighs]

Hal Jordan: Where the fuck is Spooky?

Bruce: *Jumpin down from the skylight* here.

*Two hours earlier*

Bruce: *Climbin up the rafters- preparin to wait for an indefinite amount of time* This entrance better make Hal shit himself.

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[heavenlyangeliq]

Red Hood: “Murder wasn’t on today’s agenda”

Green Lantern: “It isn’t on anyone’s”

Red Hood: “No it’s on mine, just not until next Tuesday”

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[leftdreamlandjellyfish]

Green Lantern: Hello all, it is I, your favorite person.

Batman: Actually, Superman is my favourite.

Green Lantern: Okay then, it is I, that bitch.

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[frownyalfred]

Bruce, sitting through the mandatory psych eval he created for the Justice League that Clark is also making him take:

Hal Jordan, underlining something on his clipboard: “Name a weakness.”

Bruce: “All of my questions sound like insults.”

Hal:

Bruce:

Hal: “…can you give an example?”

Bruce: “Can you not think of one yourself?”

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[mcuxhp777]

just imagine how stressed the jl would be after finding out that bruce has a biological son. he's batman, so of course, he's not going to get laid, right? then he introduces the new robin that acts and looks a lot like him and the jl malfunctions

Diana: So, he's not adopted?

Bruce: No, he's my son

Clark: How did you? How can you? How did this happen?

Hal: What Clark's trying to ask is, how did you get laid?

Clark: Especially with you brooding all the time

Bruce: It just happened

Diana: *Picks up Damian* He's quite cute

Damian, about to stab Diana: I am not cute

Diana, who is used to kids with a sword due to being raised on Themyscira: Oh and he's a warrior by heart

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[file808]

I have a head cannon that non of the batboys favorite superhero is batman, but they don't know that he isn't Tim and Damians favorite.

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Jason or the most loyal Wonder Woman fan: Dick I can't believe that you're a Superman fan

Dick an superman fan: Hey at least I'm better than him. *Points to Damian*

Damian: Tt I'll have you know that I'm an avid fan of Black Canary. Father is not my favorite hero unlike somebody. *Glares at Tim*

Tim: You know that Batman's not my favorite hero right?

Dick genuinely shocked: WAIT WHAT!?!?

Jason: Yah Tim, Damian makes sense but you??? You have been such a Batman fan sense the beginning.

Tim: Like a year after becoming Robin Batman stopped being my favorite. Why is this such a surprise?

Damian: So Drake who's your favorite now?

Tim: Green Lantern!

Dick: Which one? There's a whole Corp of them.

Tim: ...

Jason: Tim...which one??

Tim:*Sigh* Hal Jordan.

Bruce in the distance: REALLY HAL JORDAN?!!!?!!

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[incorrectbatfam]

Hal: Hey Batman, do you take criticism?

Bruce: I do not, and do not speak to me or my son ever again.

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[gothamundernightlight]

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Nightwing: *gets a call

Nightwing: Hello?

Green Lantern: Hey, Wing, I’ve got a question for you.

Nightwing: Sure, what’s up?

Green Lantern: I got an email from Batman earlier tonight, and I’m not sure if it’s a mistake or a threat.

Nightwing: Why, what does it say?

Green Lantern: I hope this email finds you before I do.

Nightwing: …

Nightwing: That’s a threat. Evacuate the planet.

Green Lantern: *static and then silence

Nightwing: Damn, too late.

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[superbat-love]

Green Lantern: So Spooky, truth or dare..?

Batman: I refuse to play your childish games, Lantern.

Green Lantern: Spoilsport. Fine, I’ll ask someone who actually knows how to have fun. Supes, truth or dare?

Superman: Truth.

Green Lantern: Tell us about your first male crush.

Superman: Wha-? I-I don’t…

Green Lantern: You have to tell the truth, Boy Scout~

Superman: [sighs in defeat] I was a kid.

Green Lantern: Ooooh, was he a celebrity?

Superman: One day, a family from out of town drove by my house, and their big fancy car suddenly broke down. They were stuck there for a while. I saw this boy around my age sitting in the back. He looked pretty lonely, so I invited him to play baseball.

Green Lantern: Did you fall in love with his athleticism?

Superman: Err…he kinda sucked at baseball. So I tried to teach him.

Green Lantern: So he was wowed by your athleticism.

Superman: Not really, he threw me over his shoulder.

Green Lantern: [bursts out laughing] That’s hilarious! Sounds like something you’d do, Spooky!

Batman: …

Superman: We sparred for the entire afternoon and his family stayed for dinner. It was fun. Sadly we never met each other again after that.

Green Lantern: Should have known you’d go for the fiery ones. What do you think he’d say to you if you meet him again? Can you imagine the Superman having a crush on you?

Batman: He’d say you’re an idiot.

Green Lantern: Hey! Nobody asked you, Spooky. Well, what would you say to him if you meet him again, Supes?

Superman: I just hope that he’s happy now, wherever he might be in life.

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[fanaticalthings]

Bruce after yelling at all his kids, now turning to Jason specifically: And anoth-

Jason: You ever raise your voice at me again, and I'll start a gang war so elaborate and large scale that you'll be forced to call in the Justice League.

Bruce:

Jason: And I'll do it whilst you're in the middle of an ultra important WE meeting, too.

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[headcanonthings]

Hal: I went to Gotham recently and a 7 year old smoking a cigarette told me to go fuck myself.

Dick, leaning over to whisper to Bruce: I thought Jason quit.

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[arrowmaker15]

Red Hood, smirking at Batman on the Watchtower: We were both wrong.

Batman, with two Green Lanterns knocked out at his feet: Mm.

Red Hood: It wasn't Hal-

Batman: It was not.

Red Hood: But you punched him anyways-

Batman: Yes.

Red Hood: Then Guy came in-

Batman: Also yes.

Red Hood: Confessed that he spread the rumor-

Batman: Mhm.

Red Hood: So you knocked him out again.

Batman: That is what happened.

Red Hood:

Red Hood: I need to join the Justice League ASAP.

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[heavenlyangeliq]

Jason (Pauses a stupid movie): “Do you ever get pre- annoyed? like you already know someone’s about to piss you off” Jason says turning to Kyle

Kyle: “That’s how I felt the first time I meet you”

Jason: shrugs “Same here”

*Continue watching the movie*

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[oh-theatre]

Hal, admiring a sleeping Bruce: You’re so cute

Bruce, half asleep: I could kill you

Hal, lovingly and trying not to laugh: I know

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[ahfrickenfrick]

j’onn: we are gathered here for this meeting to talk about why our minds have been having this recent disconnect during missions

hal: *grumbling* maybe if some assholes didn’t cheat during monopoly

oliver: *slamming his hands on the table* just because bats and i have actual experience in it doesn’t mean we are cheating!!!

barry: *not as mad as hal but has to match his energy in any scenario* being a capitalist isn’t a good thing oli, you dumbfuck

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[waterfire1848]

[ Hal and Bruce going on a dangerous mission. ]

Hal: If something happened to Bruce…I couldn’t live with myself.

Barry: Of course, you wouldn’t have to because Clark and Diana would kill you.

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