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she-posts-nerdy-stuff · 2 days

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Jesper: What’s that?

Wylan: Electrical plans for the building

Jesper: Should I be scared?

Wylan: It was driving me crazy trying to figure out what that switch does, so I went down to the stadhall and I got these. All I had to do was pay 25 kruge and wait in line for 3 hours

Jesper, sarcastically: Wow! If only more people knew

Wylan, sincerely: Yeah!

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five-of-cr · 4 months

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Them 🧡🩵

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thenilofernoorulain · 2 years

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I found this on Instagram and...

The comments are killing me

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miss-fabrikator · 10 months

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*The Crows are gathered in the living room for a meeting* Wylan: *walks in and sits on Jesper’s lap* The Crows: … Kaz: Why are you sitting there? Wylan:��There’s no free seats! Kaz: But we made sure there was enough room for- Jesper: *hugs Wylan tightly* There are no free seats.

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appolinyou · 3 months

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Kaz and Matthias:/Arguing and swearing/ Inej to Wylan: Don't worry, they don't hate each other, In fact, they even have friendship bracelets Jesper: Oh yes, Kaz, so I'm your best friend, and I don't have a bracelet like that! Kaz turned to Jesper in the middle of an argument with Matthias: Jesper, are you an idiot? We've got friendship pistols! Or is it a joke for you?

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grishaverse-said · 9 months

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The Crows at Barbenheimer

Kaz: Fine, fine, we can get tickets to both. For the record though, I only want to see Oppenheimer.

Inej: Don’t lie to our faces. You bought a pink hat for this.

Wylan: Do you think they’ll let me take my bomb kit inside the theater?

Jesper, in a dress and stilettos: Darling, it’s a cruel world.

Matthias: Guys… am I a Ken?

Nina, matching with Jesper: Saints, do you even have to ask?

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iunderstoodthatreference7 · 1 month

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meanwhile at the slat

jesper: *actively bleeding* OH MY SAINTS I GOT SHOT

inej: Wylan! Get a medik!

kaz: i’ve been shot before and i didnt bitch about it

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whitevesper · 1 year

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“i recommend a cane” bf “then i’ll take my knife back” gf

ofc they are soulmates

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siredtodeadgaywizards · 10 months

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Inej: Why crows, Kaz? You could’ve chosen a new symbol, built a new myth.

Kaz: Caw caw motherfuckers

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monakanej · 2 years

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Jesper: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter ‘a’.

Nina: Well-

Kaz: Despite your thinking, it’s quite possible, though difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.

Nina: *narrows eyes* I was going to go with “Fuck you” but that works too.

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bubblegumbabycow · 11 months

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Nina: Okay! Let’s play Kiss Marry Kill!

Nina: First who would you kill?

*Jesper points at Kaz*

*Matthias points at Kaz*

*Wylan points at Kaz*

Kaz: *shrugs* I would kill me too.

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she-posts-nerdy-stuff · 1 day

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Jesper: What if I unpack here?

Wylan: … then all your stuff would be here

Jesper: Well, what if all my stuff was here?

Wylan: Then you’d be going back and forth all the time, it doesn’t make sense

Jesper: Okay…

Jesper: What if we live together, and you understand what I’m saying?

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five-of-cr · 3 months

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the crows as reductress headlines: part 2

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barrel-crow-n · 6 months

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David: Nikolai, you'll be working with Alina and Mal.

Nikokai: Alright! My fantasy threesome!

Everyone else: *blank stares*

Nikolai: ...Of people on a team.

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miss-fabrikator · 10 months

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Matthias: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Inej... Kaz: As you should be. Matthias: No, for real, she’s kind of- Kaz: As. You. Should. Be.

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appolinyou · 4 months

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Nina: Merry Christmas! Jesper: Wait a minute, babe, you're confusing something, the Christmas was 2 weeks ago Nina: No, dear, in Ravka this holiday is celebrated on the 7th of January Inej: Yes, that's right. In the past, Nina and I always celebrated first with you guys, and then separately our Nativity Jesper: /puppy eyes/ Hey, I want that too Kaz: Seriously, girls, you could have said earlier, we would have respected it

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