#incorrect grisha trilogy

[anns-works]

Aleksander, softly speaking into the phone: Hey we're here. Yeah, can you get the door.

Alina, pounding on the door: OPEN UP FUCKNUGGET!

*bonus*

Nikolai, opening the door with a blanket wrapped around his shoulders like a cape: 'Sup.

#The Endless Cycle #fanfic shitpost #fanfic shitposting #shitposts #TEC Aleksander #TEC Alina #TEC Nikolai #the grisha series #the grisha trilogy #the grishaverse #shadow and bone #alina starkov #nikolai lantsov #aleksander morozova #the darkling #incorrect grisha trilogy #incorrect grishaverse #incorrect grisha quotes #grisha trilogy #grisha verse #grishaverse #shadow and bone netflix

[queeringthethumbring]

alina: so yea

alina: i did name my first published diary shadow and bone

alina: and it WAS a euphemism because i got totally BONED in that room

inej:

kaz:

jesper:

nina:

matthias: you know what, i take it back. if this is the epitome of all grisha then i really don't have anything to fear.

#incorrect soc #six of crows #incorrect six of crows #incorrect grishaverse #incorrect grisha trilogy

[thenilofernoorulain]

I found this on Instagram and...

The comments are killing me

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[spike-is-not-a-dogs-name]

Wesper as parents, based on things my husband and I have actually said in real life.

Wylan: "So you see, if you change this note it turns into a G-sharp harmonic minor scale."

Jesper: "I love your dedication, but you cannot teach music theory to a TODDLER"

___

Jesper: "So, we went to the indoor playground again today!"

Wylan: "When are you finally going to admit you're using our child as an excuse to go on the trampolines?"

Jesper: "Probably when she's 12. We need another kid before that."

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Wylan: "We have the most beautiful baby in the world."

Jesper: "Honey, you're biased. But yes, we do. Other kids are ugly."

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Jesper: "So, you know how I love that she calls me Dada and you Papa? Well, just now she yelled 'Dapa' and I'm confused."

Wylan: "Straight people have it so easy."

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Wylan: "Jesper, what the hell happened to the garlic press?"

Jesper: "Oh, [baby] wanted peanut butter, but we were out, so I decided to make it myself by grinding peanuts!"

Wylan: "... Did it work?"

Jesper: "... No. No, it did not."

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Kid: "Papa, penis! Penis! Pee pee penis!"

Wylan: "I leave her with Jesper for one day... One fucking day!"

Kid: "Fucking day! Fucking day!"

Wylan: "... Oops."

___

Wylan: "Jesper, stop eating the animal crackers, they're not for you."

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*toddler is hanging upside down from the upper kitchen cupboard*

Wylan: "Sometimes I think she takes after me. Then she does that and I reconsider."

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[anxiousandpessimistic]

Wylan: (sees Jesper having a gmabling addiction, way too much trauma, internally hating himself, hiding his grisha powers, accidentaly ruining the ice court heist) Wylan: Yep, seems like the good life for me.

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[lynsstrange]

Kaz in Crooked Kingdom:

#found this meme on pinterest over a year ago #and it lives rent free in my head now #six of crows #crooked kingdom #grishaverse #shadow and bone #shadow and bone season 2 #sab #shadow and bone netflix #grisha trilogy #the crows #the dregs #kaz brekker #six of crows meme #six of crows memes #six of crows incorrect quotes #inej ghafa #kanej #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #wesper #nina zenik #matthias helvar #helnik #Six of Crows #bookworm #leigh bargudo #books #book memes

[randomfandombullshit]

Nikolai: do you ever wanna talk about your emotions Alina?

Alina: nah not really

Zoya: I do! :D

Nikolai: I know Zoya

Zoya: I'm angry! :D

Nikolai: I know Zoya

#shitpost #incorrect quotes #the grisha series #grishaverse #the grisha trilogy #shadow and bone #nikolai duology #nikolai lantsov #alina starkov #zoya nazyalensky #zoyalai

[applecidersstuff]

Please tell me that Im not the only one who, during the parts where Alina describes beast Nikolai, pictures him like this

With maybe a little less fur and looking more humanish

#yes I know that he’s supposed to look like a gargoyle #alina starkov #sankta alina #nikolai lantsov #zoya nazyalensky #shadow and bone #seige and storm #ruin and rising #the grisha series #the grisha trilogy #the grishaverse #incorrect grishaverse #incorrect grisha quotes #grishaverse #six of crows #crooked kingdom #nina zenik #mattias helvar #genya safin #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wylan hendriks #wylan van sunshine

[i-only-see-daylight]

Kaz: Can you be serious for five minutes? 

Nina: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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[endless-grishaverse]

The Darkling: I'll die for you.

Alina: Thank you.

#the darkling #grishaverse #alina starkov #the grisha trilogy #grishaverse incorrect quotes #shadow and bone #leigh bardugo

[lilisouless]

Zoya: if you kill me and bury me in Ketterdam, my ghost will haunt you to the end of times

Genya: what if i kill you and bury you somewhere else?

Zoya: I’ll let you live, you surely had your reasons

#netflix shadow and bone #Grishaverse #grishaverse incorrect quotes #original: how i met your mother #grishaverse shitpost #zoya nazyanelsky #genya safin #leigh bardugo #grisha trilogy #shadow and bone season two #shadow and bone

[anns-works]

Genya, spilling the latest noble tea she heard from Diane's reports to Alina: And then they were room-mates. Alina, having heard snippets of the same story from Diane passing by and has been dying to know what happens next: Oh my saints, they were room-mates.

#A Shadow's Wrath #fanfic shitpost #fanfic shitposting #shitposts #original character #incorrect grisha quotes #grishaverse shitpost #grisha trilogy #grishaverse #incorrect grishaverse #alina starkov #genya safin #incorrect grisha trilogy #the grisha series #the grisha trilogy #grisha #grisha verse #ASI Genya #ASI Alina #Diane

[incorrect-ravka-quotes]

Genya: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Nikolai: 'Prettiest Smile' 

Alina: 'Nicest Personality' 

Mal: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' 

Zoya: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

#nikolai lantsov #alina starkov #mal oretsev #zoya nazyanelsky #incorrect quotes #incorrect grisha quotes #grishaverse #the grisha trilogy #leigh bardugo

[multifandomconfusion]

Genya: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

David: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

#genyavid #danya #denya #genyadavid #genya x david #david kostyk #david x genya #genya safin #grishaverse incorrect quotes #sab incorrect quotes #grisha trilogy #grisha triumvirate

[spike-is-not-a-dogs-name]

Wesper as parents, based on things my husband and I have actually said in real life: part 3 😄

Wylan: "What's your favourite animal, sweetie?"

Toddler: "Pig!"

Wylan: *looks at Jesper being covered in Dorito crumbs*

Wylan: "Yeah, I feel you."

________

Wylan: "I'm teaching our daughter the ABC!"

Jesper: "You barely know how to spell."

Wylan: "I meant the song, you dimwit. Also, rude."

________

Jesper: "Who do you think wears the pants in this household?"

Wylan: "Preferably neither of us, that's for sure."

________

Jesper: "Wylan, honey! Tell us who makes the best bird noises!"

*Jesper and toddler proceed to make ridiculously loud and obnoxious bird noises*

Wylan: "... Jesper, we're in a grocery store."

________

Toddler: "Issect!"

Wylan: "No, sweetheart, that's not an insect, it's a spider. Spiders have eight limbs, insects have six."

Jesper: "So do centaurs."

Wylan: "Please stop before I get the uncontrollable urge to lecture you on the Agipen, the six-legged dragon dog. We do not have the time for that right now."

________

Wylan: "OUCH F- bloody h- UTGHH OUCH!"

Jesper: "Do not kick papa in the nuts! Those are sacred, holy and one of my favourite parts of him. We need to keep them in a good state. Now, what do we say after we hurt somebody?"

Toddler: "Kissy make better?"

Wylan: "... N-no, thank you."

________

Jesper: "That's not a shark, it's a dolphin playing a trumpet."

Wylan: "Yeah? Well, your flamingo looks like a lamp post."

________

Jesper: "Being a neurodivergent parent is a lot like wearing glass pyjama pants."

Wylan: ".... Somehow that makes a lot of sense."

________

Wylan: "I really don't like her sweater, Jes."

Jesper: "Rude! I have an almost identical sweater."

Wylan: ".... Yeah, I know."

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[miss-fabrikator]

Genya: The stars are so beautiful...  David: They're just giant balls of gas.  Genya: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-  David: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.  Genya: Oh... 

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