#incorrect guardian quotes

[elvencantation]

Ye Zun: don’t hate me cause i’m pretty

Ye Zun: hate me because i’m generally a bad person

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[incorrect-web-novels]

Zhao Yunlan: Hello? Guo Changcheng, where on earth are you? Guo Changcheng: (on the phone) I waved to a man because I thought he was waving at me. Apparently, he was waving to the guy behind me. So to get out of the awkward situation, I kept my hand up so a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. I am now in Indonesia. Zhao Yunlan: Wait, wha- Wang Zheng: Understandable, have a nice day.

#source: unknown #sourcer: arguablysomaya #do I remember anyone other than GCC? no but here we go #neither do I know if Indonesia even makes sense but it was the first place I thought of #modified #modified slightly #guardian #priest #guardian by priest #incorrect quotes #incorrect priest novels #incorrect guardian quotes

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Y/N: *walking into the room while yawning and stretching* Hey, guys. How’s it going?

Rocket: Where the hell have you been?

Y/N: Sleeping… why?

Gamora: Well, you’ve been sleeping these past two days straight, then

Y/N: Wow… I’m going back to sleep

Peter: *walking in and slamming the door* YOU’VE BEEN ASLEEP?!?! FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS?!?!

Peter: *angrily charging at Y/N* I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD

Y/N: OH SHIT-

#gotg #gotg incorrect quotes #guardians of the galaxy #guardians of the galaxy incorrect quotes #gotg x reader #guardians of the galaxy x reader #mcu #mcu incorrect quotes #mcu x reader #peter quill #peter quill x reader #peter quill x reader platonic #rocket x reader #rocket x reader platonic #rocket #rocket racoon x reader #rocket raccoon x reader platonic #rocket raccoon #gamora #gamora x reader #gamora x reader platonic

[angelofthenight]

Adam: I didn’t do it for them. I did it for you, (y/n). I’d kill for you.

Adam, slowly smiling: Please ask me to kill for you.

You, sweating: ...First of all, calm down-

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[fandomnerd9602]

For @omniman65

Alexei cries as he walks Yelena down the aisle…

Yelena: papa

Alexei: sorry it is just that you are so beautiful

Yelena: and?

Alexei: and I always knew you were perfect for one another!

Yelena hugs Alexei and walks up to meet Y/N at the altar…

#marvel #marvel imagine #marvel fluff #mcu #mcu imagine #mcu fandom #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #black widow x reader #black widow #yelena belova x reader #yelena belova #florence pugh #avengers #Alexei red guardian #black widow movie #red guardian

[just1more-fangirl]

Zoro: We'll kill anyone who gets in our way! Luffy: No, not kill anyone! Zoro: Kill a few people! Luffy: Kill no people! Zoro: Kill one guy. One stupid guy who no one loves! Luffy: Now you're just making it sad.

#one piece #zolu #zoro x luffy #luffy x zoro #luffy #zoro #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #incorrect quotes #from Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

[waterfire1848]

[ The Batfamily during half of their boss fights. ]

Bruce: Can we put the bickering on hold until after we survive this massive battle?

#incorrect quotes #source: guardians of the galaxy 2 #Bruce wayne #batman #batfam #Batfamily #Batkids #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #stephanie brown #spoiler #cassandra cain #orphan #damian wayne #Robin #duke thomas #signal #Kate kane #batwoman #harper row #bluebird #cullen row

[romanoffshouse]

Thor: I love you, guys. You're the best thing that ever happened to me.

Rocket: We're the best thing to ever happen to you?

Thor: Yes

Rocket: Now I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

#source: knocked up #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #thor #thor x reader #thor x you #thor odinson #thor odinson x reader #thor odinson x you #rocket raccoon #rocket #rocket racoon x reader #guardians of the galaxy #gotg #guardians #marvel #marvel x reader #the avengers #avengers x reader #mcu

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Drax: In my planet, there’s a saying: love is just around the corner.

Drax: I come from a planet with a lot of prostitutes.

#source: modern family #drax #drax incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #guardians of the galaxy

[marvelflame2010]

Rocket lecturing Y/n after she did something stupid: Kid, can you just get on my level here for a minute?

Y/n: *sits criss-cross applesauce on the floor*

Rocket: ...

Y/n: 😊

Rocket grabbing Y/n's nose and twisting it: Listen here you little shit

BONUS:

Peter: Y/n, why is your nose all red

Y/n: I regret nothing

#incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect avengers #avengers incorrect quotes #incorrect avengers quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect #rocket raccoon #guardians of the galaxy 3 #guardians of the galaxy incorrect quotes #rocket raccoon incorrect quotes #star lord #peter quill #rocket raccoon x platonic reader #am i the only one who says criss cross applesauce? #incorrect quotes #incorrect guardians of the galaxy #rocket gotg #gotg 3 #y/n you little shit

[pensaremightierthanswords]

Incorrect Bad Batch Quotes #8

Omega: I have a plan.

Crosshair: You've got a plan?

Omega: Yes.

Crosshair: I don't even believe you have a plan.

Omega: I have... part of a plan.

Crosshair: What percentage of a plan do you have?

Omega: I dunno. 12%

Crosshair: 12%? *laughs*

Omega: That's a fake laugh.

Crosshair: It's real. That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire laugh, because that is not a plan. It's barely a concept.

Batcher: *growls*

Crosshair: So what if it's better than 11%!?

#star wars #the bad batch #star wars tbb #tbb #bad batch #incorrect bad batch quotes #incorrect clone wars quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #tbb crosshair #bad batch crosshair #tbb omega #bad batch omega #bad batch batcher #source: guardians of the galaxy

[incorrectgotgquotes]

Adam: After our tangled history, I don’t think they’re just going to… accept me.

The Guardians of the Galaxy: [in the background, chanting loudly] ONE OF US ONE OF US!

#incorrect quotes #guardians of the galaxy #adam warlock #source: unknown

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Mantis: We’re out of dirt

Gamora: *confused* What?

Mantis: Dirt

Gamora: Wha-

Peter: She means coffee

Peter: *turning to mantis* Y/N told you to say that, didn’t she?

Mantis: Yes

Peter: *sighs tiredly* Of course

#gotg incorrect quotes #gotg #guardians of the galaxy x reader #guardians of the galaxy incorrect quotes #gotg x reader #peter quill x reader #peter quill #peter quill x reader platonic #gamora #gamora x reader #gamora x reader platonic #mantis #mantis x reader #mantis x reader platonic

[angelofthenight]

Quill: what color are Adam's eyes?

You: the most glistening gold, so deep you could get lost in them

Quill: when was the last time we saw him?

You: 14 minutes and 41 seconds ago

Quill: and when did we first meet him?

You: just yesterday, but it feels like I’ve known him for a millennium

Quill: and when is my birthday?

You:

Quill: when is my birthday (y/n)?

#incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #mcu incorrect quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect quotes #reader insert #Peter quill #adam warlock #will poulter #adam warlock x reader #gotg3 #gotg incorrect quotes #incorrect GotG quotes #gotg #guardians of the galaxy #guardians of the galaxy 3 #guardians of the galaxy volume 3

[fandomnerd9602]

Rocket: could that douche actually create a perfect society?

Y/N: nah. An imperfect being can’t create perfection. It’s unobtainable

Adam: so a perfect being, like me, could?

Y/N: sorry Warlock. You’re a perfect specimen. There’s a difference.

Cosmo: did you just compliment and insult someone at the same time?

Rocket: that’s an art form im dying to learn! (Laughs)

#marvel #marvel imagine #marvel fluff #mcu #mcu imagine #mcu fandom #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #rocket and groot #rocket raccoon imagine #rocket racoon x reader #adam warlock #will poulter #guardians of the galaxy #guardians of the galaxy volume 3 #gotg imagine #gotg vol 3 #gotg #rocket gotg

[fandoms--fluff]

Damon after being put in charge of Caroline and Elena's little siblings because they're in college:

Stefan: Where's Y/n and Jeremy?

Damon: They went out

Stefan: They're grounded!

Damon: ...Are they not allowed out when they're grounded?

#damon salvatore #stefan salvatore #jeremy gilbert #forbes reader #jeremy gilbert x best friend reader #caroline forbes little sister reader #tvd incorrect qouts #tvd incorrect qoutes #tvd incorrect quot #tvd incorrect quotes #thevampirediaries #cute #imagines #theoriginals #legacies #damon learning about being a guardian