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#incorrect haikyuu!! quotes
txbix-chxn · 4 months
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Daichi: *carrying groceries with both hands*
Suga: *reaches out to help*
Daichi: *switches all bags into one hand and holds Suga’s hand with the other*
Suga: That’s not what I——
Suga:
Suga: Okay.
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bisonandbubbles · 1 year
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Osamu: bitches be leavin’ the bathroom door ajar when the washin machine’s workin’. The noise is drivin’ Tsumu insane, he has to get up and close the door each time.
*washing machine noises in the background* *Atsumu swearing*
Osamu: it’s me I’m bitches
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ouch-thats-harsh · 1 year
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HAIKYUU! Incorrect quotes cuz, why not?
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Sugawara: Daichi likes to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both.
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Iwaizumi: Oikawa. Oikawa: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.
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*Noya and Asahi on a picnic date*
Noya: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it’s so romantic. Asahi: Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.
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Yaku: That's not funny. Lev: I thought it was funny. Yaku: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.
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Kuroo: What are you drinking? Bokuto: Vodka. Kuroo: Straight? Bokuto: No, gay. Why?
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Tsukishima, having recently lost their glasses: KILL THE BUG!!! Yamaguchi: ....That’s a gecko—
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Ushijima: Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world. Oikawa: Thank you for your sacrifice, .
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Oikawa: Relationships should be 50/50. Iwa-chan cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
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Tanaka: I’m afraid of clowns. There, I said it. Tsukishima: if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Hinata ?
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I was bored and thought of making these again, i put in little effort into the quotes its stupid, but i tried, anyways have fun :))
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amezure · 5 months
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forusomimiya · 11 months
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"You like it, huh?" he asks even though you're too busy feeling his fingers quicken in you to respond. "Being a mess, I know" he leaves your pussy aside and drags you to the edge of the bed just enough to bend your legs towards your chest and lick the mess he's created with his fingers.
"W-what are you doing?!"
“Cleaning you up" he lies as he sucks and licks all over you until he tastes your second spill.
SUNA, atsumu, kageyama, IWAIZUMI, KONOHA, MATTSUN, semi eita, sakusa
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kuroos-left-testicle · 3 months
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Kageyama: Can you lend me your hair dryer?
Kiyoko: What're you talking about?
Kageyama: Don't you carry one in your purse?
Kiyoko: Have you ever met a human woman?
[Later that day]
Oikawa, answering the phone: Oikawa residence.
Kageyama: Hello Oikawa-san, do you've an hair dryer in your purse?
Oikawa: Ofcourse Tobio, I'm not an animal.
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getoslittlemonkey · 2 months
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yuji itadori , gojo satoru, geto suguru, inumaki toge, yuuta okkotsu, nishinoya yuu, hinata shoyo, tanaka ryunosuke, sugawara koshi, azumane asahi, kuroo tetsuro, bokuto kotaro, oikawa tooru, suna rintaro, miya atsumu, ojiro aran, mammon, leviathan, satan, beelzebub, eren yeager, jean kirstein
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kozukenbsf · 1 year
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NEW HAIKYUU OFFICIAL ART!! IT LOOKS AMAZING OMG
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merlucide · 11 days
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Incorrect quote pt2
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Y/N: We have to find my darling husband! I’m so worried about him..!
Friend: seriously, what do you see in that guy?
Y/N: He makes me laugh.
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This applies to:
(JJK) GOJO, itadori, inumaki,
(MHA) KAMINARI, MONOMA,
(KNY) SANEMI, INOSUKE,
(HQ) OIKAWA, KYOTANI, kageyama, tanaka, nishinoya, tsukishima, LEV, kenma, SUNA, ATSUMU, SAKUSA, HOSHIUMI
(BLLK) BACHIRA, isagi, RAICHI, nagi, RIN, SHIDOU, otoya, SENDOU, OLIVER, KAISER, CHARLES
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Oikawa: accept your flaws, you'll feel better. It worked for me.
Iwaizumi: you accepted your flaws?
Oikawa: god, no. I accepted yours.
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meleth03 · 4 months
Conversation
Atsumu: Beside me, who’s the most attractive person ya know?
Kiyoomi: Are you going to get mad?
Atsumu: Of course not!
Kiyoomi: Alright… Osamu, then
[later]
Osamu: Hey Tsumu
Atsumu: Hello, homewrecker
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txbix-chxn · 4 months
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Kageyama: What is your biggest fear?
Hinata: Hmm...I don’t know. How about you?
Kageyama: Sure, I can be yours if you want me to.
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bisonandbubbles · 1 year
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Kawanishi: dang I feel many parts on my body freezing
Shirabu: saving them for later
Kawanishi: Well yeah I could use some spare limbs to switch into every once in a while.
Shirabu: Yea, that would be handy.
. . .
Shirabu: did I make a pun right now
Kawanishi: Yea
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illustrationsbygre · 7 months
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Haikyuu incorrect quotes are the best, I had a lot of fun making this.
Also, a little addition by me, cause I wanted to see what Suna would do (blackmailing the twins, that’s what he would do.)
Credit to @incorrect-highkyuu
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amezure · 10 months
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forusomimiya · 11 months
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Virgin!Sakusa didn't need to watch porn to masturbate, in fact, he hated it. He just needed to get his head in gear to imagine you in his and get a cumshot in less than a minute.
Virgin!Sakusa swore and swore he wouldn't fuck you until you, the non-virgin, were ready. Until then he used a pillow to jerk off while imagining you on his bed, with an incredible view of your ass and of you begging for more.
Virgin!Sakusa's first time was so unimaginable that he got hard every time he thought about the white liquid forming at the base of his cock every time you bounced on it.
"Look at you, you're making a fucking mess on my cock. Don't stop please, don't do it."
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