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#incorrect haikyuu quotes
smolbokuto · 7 hours ago
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kuroo: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
daichi: language!
oikawa: yeah watch your fucking language
ushijima: OKAY WHO TAUGHT OIKAWA THE FUCK WORD?
terushima: 'the fuck word'
bokuto: are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
oikawa: oh my god he censored it
terushima: say fuck, bokuto
oikawa: do it, bokuto.. say fuck
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portalmonsterrr · a year ago
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Haikyuu as incorrect quotes is something I’ve been doing for a while on twitter, so might as well post them here too. 
More quotes: 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
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screamin-abt-haikyuu · 3 months ago
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Haikyuu Characters as Tweets/Memes
What this is about: Exactly what the title says. They're funny tweets/textposts/memes that I think these characters would make. Warnings: None. A/N: These tweets/memes aren't mine. I found them on various meme pages. Also the last post was a lil too sad lmao pls they were personal opinions pls reject them I'm crei pls have some laughs.
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Yachi:
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Yamaguchi:
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Oikawa:
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Bokuto:
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Tsukishima:
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Tanaka:
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Kuroo @ Third gym squad:
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Nishinoya:
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Hyakuzawa:
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Asahi:
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Part 2 is up!
Masterlist
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fandomincorrectquotess · 2 months ago
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Akaashi: Dammit, Bokuto!
Bokuto: What?! It wasn’t me!
Akaashi: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Kuroo!
Kuroo: Not me either.
Akaashi: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Kenma: *whistles*
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nanamin-pointo · 25 days ago
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Kageyama: Kageyama Shouyo!
Atsumu: Miya Shouyo!
Kageyama: KAGEYAMA SHOUYO!
Atsumu: MIYA SHOUYOU!
Ushijima: What are they doing?
Sakusa, sighing: Fighting over Hinata again.
Kageyama: KAGEYAMA SHOUYO!!!
Atsumu: HINATA ATSUMU!
Kageyama: WHAT?!
Atsumu: THAT'S RIGHT! I'M TAKING HIS NAME!
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fuckytown · a month ago
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silly tweets by ur hq bf
okay so i stole these from twt but i think they’re funny i love unhinged hq bfs so pls enjoy lol (this is not part of my smau)
cw: kinda suggestive, brief mention of death
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haikyuuublog · a day ago
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ALRIGHTTTTTTT GUYS I THINK THIS ONE MIGHT BE A BANGER- MADE SOME HAIKYUU CHARACTERS AS FLORIDA MAN HEADLINES!!!!!! WILL BE A PART 2 AND 3 TO THIS HOPE U LIKE IT!!!
TANAKA:
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HINATA:
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OSAMU:
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BOKUTO:
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KUROO:
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LEV:
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KENMA:
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ASAHI:
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smolbokuto · 6 hours ago
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nishinoya: rules are made to be broken
daichi: they were made to be followed, nothing is made to be broken
tanaka: uh, piñatas
hinata: glow sticks
sugawara: karate boards
asahi: spaghetti when you have a small pot
nishinoya: rules
daichi:
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anotherhqsimper · 28 days ago
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Kiyoomi: Atsumu, let's go inside before you catch a cold
Atsumu: Aww Omi-
Osamu: Freeze to death bitch
Atsumu: Excuse me?
Suna: You heard him, freeze to death bitch
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biggestsimpforeren · a month ago
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Bokuto: Hi, my name's Koutaro Bokuto but you can call me-
Bokuto: Anytime
Bokuto: *nods head so sunglasses cover his eyes*
Kuroo:
Akaashi:
Kuroo: Akaashi are you absolutely positive you want this one?
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kagehinaa-stann · 6 months ago
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Tsukki: Do you like Hinata?
Kageyama, sweating: No.
Tsukki: Then why do you write K+H on all of your homework?
Kageyama: It stands for... kill and hate.
Tsukki: ....
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suunnysyde · a year ago
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Incorrect x reader haikyuu quotes
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I’m doing here a shitpost of a few I find on the internet. I don’t own any of these and if you do find the owners please tell me and ill add the credit. ( also inspired by @exhausted-smiles )
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(Y/N) : The food is too hot, I can’t eat it. Kuroo : You’re too hot and I still want to eat you (Y/N) : What - Kenma: Lunch. One peaceful lunch, just one.
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Kuroo: How’d the date go?
Kenma : I wanted to compliment them. Tell them they had a wonderful smile and all that. Kuroo: What happened? Kenma: They smiled at me and I said ’You had eyes’
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(Aged so its not underage)
Nishinoya : How drunk was I last night? (Y/N) : You called milk cereal water.
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Kageyma, opening a milk carton : I’m going to drink my sorrows away.
Tanaka: What happened
Nishinoya: (Y/N)-san was busy.
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(Y/N): You’re smiling, did something good happen today?
Tsukkishima: I can’t smile because I feel like it?
Yamaguchi: Hinata tripped and fell during practice today,
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(Y/N): I can’t believe were stuck in this room together
Yamamoto, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate
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Tsukki: The glass is half empty.
(Y/N): I think the glass is half full.
Tsukki: I think you’re full of shit.
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Kenma: Can you do the thing?
(Y/N): Hm? What thing?
Kenma: The thing that never fails to make me happy
(Y/N): Oh.
(Y/N): *smiles*
Kenma: Thank you.
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Lev: It’s really muggy out today.
(Y/N): If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m going to kill you.
Lev: * sips coffee from a bowl *
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(Y/N): If you work on farm and your job is to take care of the chickens, you are a chicken tender
Ushijima, eyes wide staring up at the ceiling:
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(Y/N): Today, I lost my boyfriend, and your captain, Daichi.
Daichi, from the other room: QUIT TELLING PEOPLE IM DEAD
(Y/N): Sometimes, I can still hear his voice
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( aged again ) (Y/N), drunk at 2am: Snakes have this thing called a hemipenis, it means they have two dicks.
Kuroo, equally drunk: Nao from Nohebi has two dicks
Kuroo: One is in his pants, and one is his personality
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(Y/N): *putting on chapstick*
Kageyama: What flavor is that?
(Y/N): Cherry
Kageyama: Can I try some
(Y/N): Yeah *hands over the chapstick*
Kageyama: *kisses (Y/N)* Holy shit, it tastes like Cherry
*(Y/N).exe has stopped functioning*
( https://suunnysyde.tumblr.com/post/625031413150924800/incorrect-x-reader-haikyuu-quotes-part-2 )
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incorrect-karasuno · 11 months ago
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Kageyama: If I say I love you, you have to say it back.
Hinata: Okay.
Kageyama: I love you.
Hinata: It back.
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