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#incorrect harry potter
wizards · a day ago
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Snape: Oh look, it’s Harry Potter and his friends
Ron and Hermione: Um? Hello, we’ve got names
Snape: which I can never remember
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incorrectbellamort · 2 days ago
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Bellatrix: How petty can you get?
Voldemort: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
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siriusblackinskirts · 12 days ago
Criminal: we're gonna get a good ransom for you.
Remus: okay just don't call sirius.
Remus: or james
Remus: or lily, marlene, dorcas and all the gryffindors
Remus: they'll blow up the whole room.
Remus: they've been waiting to use the tnt they bought off the black market last christmas.
Criminal:
Criminal: how about i just let u go..
Remus: good choice.
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Slytherin: If you could be in any house besides your own, which would you want to be in?
Hufflepuff: Slytherin!
Slytherin: Why?
Hufflepuff: Because then I'd be with you all the time!
Slytherin:
Slytherin, crying: Okay
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sotmtwwgrm · 3 months ago
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slytherin: are you a painting?
hufflepuff: ??
slytherin: because i want to pin you to the wall
gryffindor: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING
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incorrectbellamort · a day ago
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Rodolphus: If the Dark Lord and I were drowning, who would you save?
Bellatrix: You two can’t swim?
Voldemort: It’s a hypothetical question, Bella! who would you save?
Bellatrix: my time and effort
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looopylupin · 6 months ago
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[harry is kidnapped by death eaters]
voldemort: harry potter, the boy who lived come to—
harry: *sees voldemort*
harry: omg🤪 sis💅🏻 your👀 nose👃🏻 is fucking🤌🏻 gone😨 and👏🏻 your😅 face🤡 is so😩 white😐 james charles🕺🏻 is 🧎🏻‍♀️quaking🏌🏻in🙈 his🙉 boots👢 and thats the🤸🏻‍♂️ real🚗 tea🍵 can’t😗relate💃🏼
voldemort: what the fuck is he saying???
lucius, crying: i don’t fucking know
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