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Ted, looking through Charlotte's purse: Hey? What does a pregnancy test look like?
Bill: It's like a thin piece of plastic with a thing at the end of it
Ted: Ah, okay
Ted: Then this is definitely a gun
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nwqxx · 2 days
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teranobriss · 3 days
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Linda: I don't pick favorites amongst my children.
Linda: I love all Rivers and non-Rivers equally!
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petes-5yr-cocoa · 5 months
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Just some general friends & family memes
+ everyone seemed rlly fond of curtwen grandparents last time sooooo
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nocakesformissedith · 4 months
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Pokey: Welcome to the first meeting of the "Fuck Paul Matthews" club! Members, please introduce yourselves. 😊
Emma, Mr. Davison, Greenpeace Girl, Melissa, Bill, and Ted, sweating: Um, I think we misunderstood what this club was about.
Pokey: No…. you were right. 😔
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angelwiththeblue-box · 6 months
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Peter, setting down a card: ace of hearts! Ruth, slapping her card on top of his: +4! Richie: Bulbasaur, I chose you! Stephanie, shaking: What game are you playing?
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hiya-duke · 3 months
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Brooke: Arson? Oh, you mean crime brûlée
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Frank Pricely: This song is called, "what I want for Christmas" *plays piano* money!
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rentumblsstuff · 14 days
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Pete: is anybody thirsty?
Ruth: Always.
Pete:
Pete: For DRINKS, Ruth! DRINKS.
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takingback-thepenguin · 5 months
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Max: SPANKOFFSKI! Where is it you little four-eyed creh-tin?
Pete: First of all, it’s cree-tin. If you’re gonna threaten me, do it properly.
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Steph: What is the job, exactly?
Grace holding the black book: To kill all the dirty dudes
Steph: Driving you mad, are they?
Grace: Not for much longer!
Steph: *laughs naively*
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Ethan: *shatters a window and climbs through it*
Ethan: *turns around and helps a young Hannah through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Hannah
Hannah: Okay
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teranobriss · 25 days
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petes-5yr-cocoa · 4 months
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ellie-the-character · 2 years
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Ted: HARDware? 😏
Peter: No
Ted: HARD drive? 😏
Peter: Are you done?
Ted: ...penis
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misterpseudonym · 6 months
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