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sophemeva · 2 years
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Nancy : Why is Dustin crying?
Steve : I am having Max be mean to him.
Nancy: What?? Why??
Steve: He got a D in Spanish and then cheated.
Nancy : Well, you can't use Max for that, discipline your child yourself.
Robin : Nance, max got straight A's , she needs to be rewarded too.
Eddie : it's a win-win.
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piliharrington · 8 days
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Drunk Robin: Don't fear death, fear the state you will die in.
Drunk Eddie, whispering fearfully: New Jersey.
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fever-dreamer97 · 6 months
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Izuku: W-What’s that sound?
Hawks: It’s the wind. It’s speaking to us.
Todoroki: What’s it saying?
Hawks: Hell if I know, I don’t speak wind.
Izuku and Todoroki:
Bakugo: How are you in charge of us?
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poppy5991 · 2 months
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Enji: I’m glad you two are finally getting along.
Hawks: Yeah, of course.
Hawks, texting under the table: I’m gonna sleep with your dad. And there’s nothing you can do about it.
Dabi: Mmhmm.
Dabi, texting under the table: whore
Shoto, texting under the table: You guys know I’m in this cursed text chain, right? REMOVE ME.
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luxthestrange · 1 month
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BNHA Incorrect quotes#5 Not Paid enough-
Forget Flowershop au or Tattoo Artist au- I want a Sarcastic KFC Full-time worker y/n who just wants to go home with a bucket of chicken and sleep till noon...and hawks who has a deep crush on this worker-
Hawks: So, when are you finally gonna go out with me?~
KFC!Y/n*Who stayed late watching FRIENDS and decided to humor the #2Hero* I dunno, when are you finally gonna ask me out?~
Hawks: …
On top of a Roof Hawks hiding in his wings with Tokoyami and Darkshadow looking at him
Tokoyami & Darkshadow: And you just ran away?!
Hawks*Crying as he bites into the chicken wing*I didn’t think they actually flirt back!
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bakuswift · 1 year
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Endeavour: What's wrong?
Midoriya: I'm in love with an insane blond who is completely out of my league.
Endeavour:
Endeavour: Well, that's embarrassingly relatable.
Shinsou: Yup.
Midoriya:
Midoriya: We should start a support club.
Aizawa, creating a groupchat: Way ahead of you.
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little-bumblebeeee · 4 months
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*Eddie receiving nudes from Steve*
Eddie: these are high quality tf?? Ain't no way your phone took these pictures did you get a photoshoot done??
Steve: Robin helped
Eddie: fuck you mean "Robin helped"??????
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Steve: It's not gay if I want to date Eddie but as bros, right?
Dustin: I'm not an expert, but that sounds pretty gay.
Robin: I'm an expert. That's gay.
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nagitosstolenhand · 1 month
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god made them sisters bc their anxious attachment styles and mutual fear of abandonment couldn’t handle them as friends <3
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Dabi, eating breakfast : Oh, hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Hawks, who walked out of his bedroom in his house into his kitchen : Maybe we would, if you would STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE
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piliharrington · 1 year
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Robin: How was the honeymoon?
Steve: Eddie got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire.
Steve: He said, "Good luck trying to return me without the receipt".
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gil-shalossssss · 15 days
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Reporter: So, Hawks, no one really knows anything about your early life. Where are you from?
Hawks: Poor use of birth control.
Reporter: Wha—
Hawks: *ignores follow-up questions*
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Tomura: Fuck off, old man.
All for One: I'm not that old. How old do you think I am?
Tomura: The last number.
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poppy5991 · 2 months
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Aizawa: Hawks was kind enough to come give the class some advice on being a pro hero while he’s on medical leave.
Hawks, heavily bandaged after a hero commission mission: Stop working hard. Hard work is not rewarded. Hard work is only punished. When you are working hard, your boss punishes you by giving you more work. Don’t be your company’s bitch. Do only what you are paid to do.
Tokoyami: *hiding his face behind his hands in embarrassment*
Aizawa: *finger snaps like it’s a jam poetry session from within his sleeping bag*
Aizawa: That was profound. Great words.
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luxthestrange · 4 days
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BNHA Incorrect quotes#19 Besties be like-
Hawks: I asked Y/n out!
Mirko*Looking sympathetic at him* Oh, I’m sorry
Hawks:...Why?
Mirko: Well, I assume they said no-
Hawks*Smiles with a slight lip twitch* No, they said yes-
Mirko: Really?!- Then I’m sorry for them!
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