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this-hazbin-quoted · 22 hours

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Rosie: Hey, where’s that person I introduced you to?

Alastor: We had an argument. Theyre in the garden.

Rosie: I was just out there but I didn’t see them.

Alastor: Dig deeper.

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dumbnotstupidfuck · 2 days

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Angel, watching Cherri walk over: Hey, Cherri-

Cherri: *punches Angel in the gut*

Angel, doubled over: AGH! WHAT THE FUCK?!!?!!

Cherri: You are one of my very best friends and I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You’re too young, YOU’RE TOO BEAUTIFUL.

Angel, strained: ..What the fuck are you talking about??

Cherri: I’m talking about the baby that’s growing inside of your belly right now.

Husk:

Husk: *leaves*

Angel, shouting after Husk: I’M NOT PREGNANT!

Cherri: Well, not after that punch you’re not. I’ve been taking Muay Thai classes.

Angel, through gritted teeth: I was never pregnant, Cherri.

Cherri: *blinks*

Cherri: Are you sure?

Angel: Yes, I’m fucking sure!

Vaggie, walking over: Why the fuck is everyone yelling over here?

Cherri: I found this positive pregnancy test and-

Vaggie: *punches Angel’s gut*

Angel: UGH-..MOTHERFUCKER.

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zootopiathingz · 1 day

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Charlie: do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Al?

Alastor: no.

Sir Pentious: I do!

Charlie: I know, Pentious.

Sir Pentious: I’m sssad!

Charlie: I know, Pentious.

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theroachking2930 · 2 days

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Alastor: What should I do? Vox: *holds out hand* May I suggest dinner with a friend? Alastor: Well, none of my friends are available, so I guess I'll have to go with you.

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ede917 · 3 days

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niiwa-angel · 2 days

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Situation: Alastor is In A Mood and being pissy about it. The Hotel gang invited Rosie over to help deal with him.

Rosie: Alastor! Dinners ready!

Alastor, from his radio tower: I'm not hungry!

Charlie: Sorry about him.

Husk: How long is he gonna be in there?

Rosie: Well, he's stubborn. He may stay in there till the rapture.

Lucifer, under his breath: That'd be nice.

Rosie: You've got to take your time with Alastor. My third husband, Frank, may he rest in peace, always used to tell me "Rosie, You've got to take your time with Alastor".

Vaggie: Sounds like a wise man.

Rosie: Oh not so wise. He tried to fight an Exorcist for some licorice.

Angel: Ha!

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alien-slushie · 2 days

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Alastor: So, why do you need my help with this fellow?

Angel: What? Are you sayin you /don't/ want ta humiliate him in front of an adorin audience?

Alastor: Don't put words in my mouth.

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sometimes-they-come-back-237 · 1 day

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Angel: Careful, if you keep being so sweet to me people will start to think you’re in love with me.

Husk: What could I have ever possibly done to make you think that I’m not?

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sanguineselene666 · 1 day

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Prince of Pride, y’all

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radvelvetcakez · 3 months

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Charlie: If I fall… Vaggie: I’ll be there to catch you. Angel: *looks at Husk* What if I fall? Husk: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side. Lucifer: *watches these two interactions* Lucifer, to Alastor: And if I fall? Alastor: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

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fanby-fckry · 3 months

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I’m coping <2

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this-hazbin-quoted · 22 hours

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Husk: I'm peeling those sour gummy strips into long strings and putting them in energy drinks to make something I am going to call "battery acid spaghetti." Will return soon with the results.

Husk, later: Don't do this.

Alastor: At what point did that sound like a good idea?

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hazbin-charlastor-hyperfixation · 3 months

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zootopiathingz · 2 days

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Alastor: did it hurt?

Charlie: what? When I fell from heaven? ‘Cause I’m an ‘angel’?

Alastor: darling, you just fell down three flights of stairs.

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az-roser · 5 days

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-I don’t know the correct answer to that question…”

Saw this post and immediately knew I had to draw it for the 📻🍎 simps including me.

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convolutedblasphemy · 2 months

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Part 4 — the Aromantic Spectrum Awareness Week special centered around our favorite aroace demon! All the ones that include Vox were inspired by @onesidedradiostatic's very entertaining posts snnxnsndn

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