Hiccup: Go for it Heather, break a leg
Dagur: Brother, isn’t that an awful thing to say?
Hiccup: It means “good luck”
Dagur: Oh, then, sister I sincerely hope you get violently torn apart by dragons
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quickly sketch with a strange palette👀
Yeah, I still trying to find simple comics style
thanks to @heathers-incorrect-quotes 💜✨
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I don't think we talk enough about the fact that this mother trucker got kicked in the balls, pushed off a volcano, slipped all the way down on an ice cube, got rejected by the girl he loves, lost a million fuckin dollars and his face was like
somebody tell him that what Heather did wasn't romantic pls
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heathers incorrect quotes #182
Duke: It's pretty cold outside ... wanna hold hands? We should stay close.
McNamara, blushing: Okay.
Chandler: It's fucking summer.
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Musicals as things I or other people have said
Hamilton: I always like to take a shot at our right wing audience members
Jekyll and Hyde: I’m going to drink this, and then I’m going to fight my shadow
Dear Evan Hansen: once in a while my mom is like; clean your room. Clean your attitude. Clean your face
Heathers: no amount of bleach can kill my mind
Mean Girls: you are so straight it disgusts me
Next to Normal: if the voices in your head are saying it, it must be true
Beetlejuice: the emo effect just makes you emo
Be More Chill: I can live in the ear canal
Wicked: if a blonde has glasses she’s an oxymoron, if she doesn’t have glasses she’s just a moron
Les Mis: here’s a rock. Go to the frontlines
Waitress: you know what pie makes me think of? DOGS!
Rent: hobos are capable of anything
Book of Mormon: you can’t steal God’s chips
Sweeney Todd: Jacques, I will cut out your tongue
Little Shop of Horrors: I wanted a piece of that guy’s face
Bare a pop opera: I am a happily married gay man
Ride the Cyclone: that rat is prettier than you
Phantom of the Opera: I am going to kill every composer that puts fortissimo in percussion
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Heather, to the riders: I just wanted to say that over the years, I have come to regard you as... people I met.
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Hiccup: Comparing Dagur and Heather is like comparing apples and oranges
Dagur: We’re both unique in our own ways?
Hiccup: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated
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Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count.
Source: Heathers (1989)
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Steve: I don't know if I like boys
Robin: when you found out that Billy was working at the pool you started waking up at an unholy hour to go stare at him from the parking lot
Steve:
Steve: how did you know that?
Robin: because I go to stare at Heather
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Duke: "I think I'm homophobic."
Veronica: "What makes you say that?"
Duke: "I saw Heather holding hands with Heather and it made me so physically ill I had to leave the classroom."
Veronica: "I don't think you're homophobic, Heather. I think you're jealous."
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