#incorrect hellsing quotes

[my-mild-ginger]

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[phantomsercher-blog]

Young Integra: Walter, can you check for monsters under my bed?

Walter: Of course, sir

*looks under the bed*

Alucard:...sup

#real shift in gears #but in my defense its funny #hellsing ultimate #integra fairbrook wingates hellsing #walter c dornez #Alucard #alutegra #incorrect hellsing quotes

[crystalclearwright]

Alucard: "What happened to the vampire we were hunting?"

Anderson: "He's dead. Not much fun, really. I didn't even have time to enjoy it."

Alucard: "Ah. Premature Decapitation. Common amongst new vampires."

#incorrect hellsing quotes #hellsing #hellsing ultimate #alucard #alexander anderson

[goblins-riddles-or-frocks]

Integra: I’ve left instructions for everyone while I’m gone.

Alucard: Mine just says “Alucard no”

Integra: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

#damn I had this in my drafts for who knows how long #hellsing #hellsing ultimate #alucard #integra hellsing #incorrect hellsing quotes #incorrect quotes #i ramble sometimes

[madmanwonder]

“Bitches love cannon and you do like that boy ‘cannon’ don’t you Police Girl?”

“The Crimson Fucker” Alucard to Seras Victoria about Jaune Arc ‘cannon’

#my post #funny as hell #hellsing abridged #alucard #hellsing alucard #seras victoria #shipping post #crossover au #incorrect hellsing quotes #rwby shitpost #hellsing shitpost #jausera #traumatized innocence #arc victoria #ichor cavelier

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

Alucard: I can't die! I'm immoral! Seras: ...You mean "immortal"? Alucard: Yeah, that too.

#incorrect hellsing quotes #Source: YouTube #Alucard Hellsing #Seras Victoria

[therealmofamorus]

“Call me the Crimson Fucker. Because when I done with you. That all you’ll be remembering after all of my fun is well and done.”

Alucard the Crimson Fucker to Kurumu Kurono after first meeting her

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[ofwraithsandwords]

Integra: Hey, everyone! Look who stopped by to say hello! It’s Alucard! Where you been, Alucard? Alucard: I’ve been where I always am when you’re not ordering me around. In a frightening, liminal space between states of being. Not quite dead. Not quite alive. Integra: Alucard: It’s similar to a constant state of sleep paralysis.

#hellsing #integra hellsing #alucard #bo burnam inside #how the world works #incorrect hellsing quotes #can’t believe a sock summed up alucard’s entire characterization

[cocolacola]

Red Rose Vertigo

#no bc this happened right #NOT SHIPPING THEM NOT SHIPPING THEM NOT SHIPPING TH #please dont interpret it that way im just being goofy😭 #incorrect hellsing quotes #hellsing #gonzoverse #hellsing 2001 #laura hellsing #integra hellsing

[eattacheesepaw]

Van Winkle: "Coffee for you, Herr Major?"

Major: "Thank you, Van Winkle. Um...Hey. Where are we right now?"

Van Winkle: "Uhh...on an airship?"

Major: "No, this room. What is this room called?"

Van Winkle: "Flight deck?"

Major: *snickers* "Nooo."

Van Winkle: "Control room?"

Major: *snickers and voice cracks* "Nooooo."

Van Winkle: "Cockpit?"

Major: *bursts into laughter and playfully elbows the Captain* "Oh God! I told you I'd get her to say it!" *laughs some more* "Ohh God! Alright, go on. Get outta here."

#incorrect quotes #incorrect hellsing quotes #source: family guy #the major #rip van winkle #the captain #hellsing #hellsing ultimate #incorrect hellsing ultimate quotes

[bespectacled-bookwyrm]

Integra: Alucard, what are you doing?

Alucard, stirring water on the stove: I'm making holy water.

Integra: How is that making holy water?

Alucard, barely holding in a laugh: I'm boiling the Hell out of it.

Integra: *exhausted sigh*

#Incorrect Hellsing Quotes #Integra Hellsing #Alucard #Source: vine

[my-mild-ginger]

#hellsing #hellsing ultimate #hellsing alucard #incorrect hellsing quotes

[blue-rose-soul]

Vox: I'm sure you're wondering why I went through all this. Why I planted a spy in your tacky little hotel, just to kill you?

Alastor: Oh, because you wanna fuck me.

Vox: ...

#incorrect quotes #source: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged #Hazbin Hotel #suggestive #Alastor #Vox #one sided staticradio #Alastor's 120% trolling he has no idea how right he is

[bellamer]

Sir Integra: Why did you turn this police girl into a vampire ?!?

Alucard: I was ovulating.

Sir Integra: What ????

Alucard: I was hit with baby fever.

Sir Integra: That is a whole grown woman ?????

Alucard: But on the contrary: I’m so old, everyone is a baby compared to me.

Sir Integra:…..

#hellsing #hellsing 2001 #hellsing ultimate #alucard hellsing #sir integra #seras victoria #incorrect quotes #he was ovulating

[disgracefulthings]

Luo Binghe, whipping out Xin Mo: It's almost as big as my love for you <3

Shen Qingqiu: You mean your erection?

Luo Binghe: That is what I call it, yes

#shen qingqiu: wait #almost?!?! #source: hellsing ultimate abridged #source: team four star #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #luo binghe #mxtx #mxtx svsss #svsss #scum villian self saving system #bingqiu #incorrect quotes

[dusts-coffin]

Alucard during the 30 year absence.

Alucard: What’s up? I’m back. Integra: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead Alucard: Death is a social construct.

#alucard #hellsing meme #hellsing #sir integra #integra hellsing #funny #meme #30 year absence #Alucard: *just fuckin disappears* #Where did he go? Who the hell knows #incorrect quotes