Seychelles: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?
Canada: Hm, good question.
Canada, turning to America: How tall are you?
America: We are the same height.
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Thanks a bunch to @iliketothimkimfunny for the permission!
Here's my "inspiration"
Have a nice day! ^^ (click for better quality)
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Veneziano: I hate being old.
Germany: Old? You're, what? 500 at least? Doesn't seem that old to me, at least in a nation sense anyway. *takes sip of coffee*
Veneziano: Germany. I'm 3000 years old.
Germany: *chokes on coffee*
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Russia, on the phone: I’m watching you.
Poland: Do I look good?
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*two or more nations get in a physical fight during a world meeting*
America: *ducks to avoid a flying chair* Whoah
Spain: Things are getting pretty wild huh?
Germany: Yes, the moderator should probably do something about this don't you think so Romano?
Romano: Tell me about it
*everyone looks at him pointedly*
Romano: *remembers he's the one hosting* Fuck
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Feliciano: Gra -
Feliciano: *strizza gli occhi*
Feliciano: Soldi :)
Feliciano: Tha -
Feliciano: Money :)
Lovino: Go fuck yourself
(The joke is that in Italian, you say "Salute" (Health) when someone sneezes; you wish someone what they don't have - if you sneeze, you need health.)
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Britain: F is for Fucker France.
France: B is for Bitch Britain.
America: Uhm, what are you guys doing?
Britain: ..and A is for Asshole America.
Canada: And this is why I stay quiet.
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Okay but this is such a great meme format
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HWS Germany: Do you take constructive criticism?
HWS North Italy, already crying: Yes, what is it?
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Germany: We should stop worrying about Italy and let him live his own life!
Japan: Do you want to follow him or should I?
Germany: Let’s both do it.
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England: I’m bisexual
England: but also I hate everyone
England: so it’s more like
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Prussia: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.
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Sweden: Don't know if you noticed. Slipped a little note into your lunch. Says how much I love you.
Finland: Thank you Swe, that was very sweet of you, but-
Finland, holding up a ten page letter: this is not a little note
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America: LOOK ITS THE BEATLES!
Canada: *holds up a few beetles*
England: I have no children.
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Germany: Can you do me a favour?
Prussia: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene and take the blame for you.
Germany: Cool, can you wash the dishes?
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Romano: Repeat after me.
Veneziano: You're not saying anything.
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Germany: I think your cousin (Sicily) is overcompensating for something.
Germany: The trains run UNDER time. Only someone compensating for something would do that.
Italy:... are you trying to impress me by saying you're not compensating for anything, because YOUR trains are always late?
Germany:... I mean -
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Japan: What does the “F” stand for in your name?
America: My middle name
Japan: No, like, what is it-
America: Alfred Fucknugget Jones
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Russia: *yelling* Man, fuck capitalism
America: *yelling* Well fuck you too Evan
Russia: *yelling* that’s not even my fucking name!
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England: I like my women like I like my coffee
England: *drinks tea*
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