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#incorrect hhwcs quotes
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Mo Ran and Xue Meng: [sitting in jail together]
Xue Meng: So who should we call?
Mo Ran: I'd call Shizun, but I think I feel safer in jail.
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weepingfireflies · 4 years
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@arundhati-shah4: side blog for the Pandava Quintet series by Roshani Chokshi
@incorrect-c-novels: side blog for novels like the Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation, Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System, The Husky and His White Cat Shizun, Heaven’s Official Blessing, etc.
Edit: @galaxybugs - sideblog for original novel I’m writing (may abandon, but ehh)
@the-heroine-and-i
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Someone: Why did you draw a straight face next to Mo Ran's name?
Chu Wanning: He's my disciple, and we're straight.
Mo Ran: HELLO. WE'RE NOT FRIENDS, WE'RE VERY MARRIED, HE'S JUST SHY
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Chu Wanning: Do I want ice cream?
[pause]
Chu Wanning:...do I deserve ice cream? No.
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Chu Wanning: Just skip to the part that's going to piss me off.
Mo Ran: That's going to be all of it.
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Chu Wanning: Are you decent?
Mo Ran: Not morally, but I have pants on if that's what you're asking.
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You're not a war criminal if there's no more military to judge you.
Taxian-jun | Mo Ran 0.5 | Mo Weiyu
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Going to stop paying attention. I’ve noticed enough.
Xue Meng | Xue Ziming
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Conversation
Xue Ziming: I'm not going to stand by and watch you kill innocent people!
Taxian-Jun: You can sit if you want.
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Chu Wanning: [to everyone] We need to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?
Xue Ziming: Probably Mo Ran.
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My neutral expression makes me look like I'm always in a bad mood, which is convenient because it's usually true.
Chu Wanning
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Xue Ziming: Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind.
Mo Weiyu:...I once saw you punch a Girl Scout because she didn't have any Thin Mints.
Xue Ziming: Exactly. That was my battle. Be kind.
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Mo Weiyu: Xue Meng, you get to play the role of my father
Xue Ziming: I don’t want to be your father.
Mo Weiyu: Good, you already know your lines.
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Chu Wanning: As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a teacher, I have to tell you not to do it again.
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Xue Ziming: Oh no, I’m gonna have PTMRD.
Xue Ziming: Post-Traumatic Mo Ran Disorder.
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Mo Weiyu 2.0 in Court: Your Honour, I would like to plead guilty as well as request the death penalty.
Judge: This...is a parking ticket...
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