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bookishpedia · 9 months
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Stassie: Trust fall!
Nate: I'm not gonna catch you.
Stassie: I'm falling!!
Nate leaping over tables and throwing people out of the way to catch Stassie: You are a
nightmare.
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hange: you suck.
levi: and you’re ugly.
erwin: he looks like he has a bad credit score.
levi: this guy’s not getting a loan.
zeke: :(
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incorrect-nhl · 10 days
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William Nylander: You shouldn’t be using a straw
Mitch Marner: Yeah yeah it’s bad for the environment or whatever
Willy: No, it’s just a weird way to eat spaghetti
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harveywritings92 · 1 year
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Gaz, texting Soap: R/n is writing hockey erotica again.
Soap: Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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lighthousepigeons · 11 months
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Nathan: Are you my homework? Because I'm going to-
Anastasia: No. You have actual homework to do.
Nathan: No, I don't. I'm an adult.
Anastasia: ... You're a uni student with a 5000-word essay for tomorrow.
Nathan: Fuck...
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incorrect-caps-etc · 8 months
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Andrei Svechnikov about an opposing coach: He’s like 60, I can’t hit him. Can I?
Rod Brind'amour: No, you can’t.
Rod Brind'amour: But I can.
Rod Brind'amour: I think I will.
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JOHN: i love how in other sports if anybody starts fighting the refs or umps run over and try to break up the fight immediately but in hockey the refs just kinda stand back and watch like they’re angry toddlers or something.
ROSE: I read an article a while ago and the guy was interviewing an NHL ref. He said something like “when two 6'2”, 220 pound, armored men decide they want to knock each others teeth out, and you’re standing there in pants and a t-shirt, there’s not a whole lot of motivation to jump in between them.“
KARKAT: IT’S EVEN WORSE IN THE MINOR LEAGUES, AT LEAST UP HERE IN ALTERNIA. I WAS AT A LOCAL HOCKEY GAME SOME SWEEPS AGO WHERE A COUPLE OF PLAYERS THREW DOWN, AND WHOEVER WAS RUNNING THE A/V BOOTH TURNED DOWN THE HOUSE LIGHTS, THREW A SPOTLIGHT ON THE COMBATANTS, AND STARTED PUMPING THE THEME FROM MORTAL KOMBAT OVER THE PA.
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kitnita · 11 months
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nicknames with thomas harley (x)   —   SEA vs DAL; game 1   —   05.02.23
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incorrect-penguins · 6 months
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Sid: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Guentzy: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Sid: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Geno: edible
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nopats · 2 years
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via bruthegoldendoodle
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qhughesbff · 1 year
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Ullmark: It’s not gonna work, I’m not a snitch.
Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.
Ullmark: Lmao, @jswayman1.
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bookishpedia · 8 months
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Stassie: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise.
Nate: I beg to differ.
Stassie: Then Beg.
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mstrickster · 8 months
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Charlie: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. 
Adam: I wake up every day at 4:30 AM.
Charlie: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
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incorrect-nhl · 5 days
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Brady Tkachuk: I have a bad feeling about this
Matthew Tkachuk: what do you mean?
Brady: don’t you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble
Matthew: no?
Brady: that actually explains so much
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nicklasha · 9 months
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lighthousepigeons · 11 months
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Nathan: Good morning, your hair is a mess.
Anastasia, grumpy: Your life is a mess.
Nathan: But you are my life.
Anastasia: .... I am insulted and very much inlove with you.
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