#incorrect hogwarts

[theoneandonlyphoenix]

Ravenclaw,probably drunk: stop doing start dreaming.

Slytherin,even more high: yeah that shit takes years of your life but dreams? They take a second.

Ravenclaw: hard work takes ages!

Slytherin: damn light-years-

Ravenclaw,suddenly goes back to function mode: the light years are used for distance in space you asshole

#that was an actual conversation i had with my brother #we werent drunk but you know #harry potter #hogwarts #hogwarts houses #slytherin #incorrect hogwarts quotes #incorrect slytherin quotes #incorrect hogwarts #incorrect hogwarts houses #incorrect ravenclaw quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #ravenclaw #incorrect harry potter

[spikybanana]

Sirius: Remus John Lupin, class XXXXX *beast*

James: will positively melt at the sight of chocolate books and a dog

Sirius: is even softer than his pile of sweaters. will make you tea and cuddle on your period kind of soft

James: will not stand being called a romantic but will write songs and make mixtapes for you kind of soft

Sirius: leaves random nice notes for stressed out underclassmen kind of soft and would be *so* embarrassed if anyone finds out

Remus *death glare*: okay will you two stfu before I punch your face off

Sirius:

James:

Sirius: Moony can we cuddle?

Remus:

Sirius:

Remus *softly* : yeah c'mere you

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[evermoreismychild]

regulus: it’s like we finish each other’s—

james: …homework

regulus: ???

james, in tears, sliding his potions work over to reg: please

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[redadidassneakers]

James: you’re overthinking this

Regulus: I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available

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[worldofwolfstar]

Sirius: I just think my instincts about people are better than yours.

Remus: What? Why?

Sirius: Well, I picked you-

Sirius: You on the other hand, picked me

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[mischief-marauders]

Regulus (walking up to Remus at the bar): Why if it isn’t Sirius’ little gay werewolf. Where’s my brother? Don’t you homosexuals always travel in pairs?

James (walking up to Regulus without noticing Remus): Hey babe, sorry they didn’t have sugar free strawberries for your margarita

Remus (bursts out laughing): Well look how cute you two are. The brown stallion and my little pony.

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[manehead]

Sirius: Ugh, this date is boring

Remus: This isn’t a date, I told you I was going to the store.

Sirius: Then why did you invite me?

Remus: I didn’t. I specifically said “do not come with me” and you said “don’t tell me what to do” and just followed me here.

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[orqheuss]

HL modern!AU

MC: I have decided I am a snack. People are just not hungry.

Sebastian, under his breath: I'm fucking starving

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[incorrectharrypotterblog]

Hermione: why are threesomes only for sex

Hermione: why can’t I join in on a couples argument if I want to

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[sallow-gaunt]

MC: I love you guys, you’re the best thing that’s happened to me.

Sebastian: (touched) We’re the best thing that’s ever happened to you?

MC: Yes.

Ominis: I’m starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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[marvelomadness06]

*studying in the library*

James: …

Regulus: …

James: …

Regulus: …

James: …

Regulus: …

James: …

Regulus: …

James: What do you think would happen if you peed on a jellyfish?

Regulus: *bangs head violently against table*

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[theoneandonlyphoenix]

Hogwarts houses as shit me and my besties have said over text

Slytherin:okay we seriously need a name for the group.

Gryffindor:okay listen-

Slytherin:?

Gryffindor: in my humble opinion-

Slytherin: oh look she said 'humble' like a nerdy lil bitch.

_________________

Ravenclaw,sending a video of how the curtains are moving in weird way: yo????

Slytherin:gurl-

Slytherin:what the- is that a head????

Slytherin: gurl is that yoUR GRANDPA??¿¿¿

Ravenclaw:💀

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[spikybanana]

James: If only you hand't ratted us out to Marlene, Pete, we might have kept this a surprise! Peter: It's not my fault! Sirius was dogged about finding out what we're up to. Sirius: all in good cheer! nothing's stopping anyone from wolfing down the cake is there? *all three look towards Remus* Remus: *sighs very deeply* Remus: ... oh deer. well. happy birthday Sirius.

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[aiden-bevelle]

Y/N: I'd die for you, Sebastian.

Sebastian: I'd kill for you, Y/N.

Ominis: Both of you need to calm the fuck down.

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[redadidassneakers]

Saw something where someone said do you think Regulus died at night so the sun didn’t have to watch? WHAT. THE. FUCK??

#source: twitter #the marauders era #incorrect quote #the maruaders #hogwarts #marauders headcanon #james potter #regulus black #jegulus headcanon #jegulus textpost #jegulus #starchaser

[5sospenguinqueen]

(Sebastian throws down numerous books, disturbing breakfast in the Great Hall)

MC: (gulping down coffee) I feel bad for whoever is going to end up with you.

Sebastian: It’s too early in the morning for self-pity, MC.

(MC chokes on their coffee)

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