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incorrect-slytherin-quotes · 6 months

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Slytherin: Hey rave I need my...

Ravenclaw: *hands them their armour*

Slytherin: Oh also I didn't get a chance to...

Ravenclaw: *hands them their daggers*

Slytherin: Marry me?

Ravenclaw: I took care of that too, we've been married for the past seven years...

Slytherin: Excellent...

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milkymoose · 2 years

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Gryffindor: I bet I can jump this gap.

Slytherin: Do it, I bet you can’t.

Hufflepuff: Ooh I want to try too!

Slytherin: No no, it’s too dangerous.

Hufflepuff: Then why is Gryff allowed to do it?

Slytherin: Cause his bones are too stupid to break.

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ecoamerica · 20 days

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radical-ghostface · 3 months

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MC - (worried) Guys, I can’t find Sebastian.

Garreth - Oooh, let me try something. (clears throat) MC IS A SELFISH WOMAN AND A TERRIBLE WITCH-(screams as Sebastian full body tackles him out of nowhere)

Sebastian - WHAT DID YOU SAY

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gummybearinthehouseee · 11 months

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ron: on a scale from one to ten, how bad of an idea do you think it would be if we got married?

harry: off the charts. lets do it.

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redadidassneakers · 23 days

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Sirius: uhh why are you lying on the floor?

Regulus: I’m depressed

Regulus: also I’ve been stabbed can you please bring over my bandaids?

Sirius: BANDAIDS?

Sirius: YOU NEED TO BE HOSPITALISED

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1uckygold · 12 days

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Ominis: What are you doing?

MC: Shh, I need complete concentration. I'm trying to pick a lock.

Ominis: Are you using Alohomora?

MC: No, I want to learn how to do it without relying on my wand. What if I forget it and we need to rescue someone from being locked up?

Ominis: I highly doubt any of us would be foolish enough to—

Sebastian: *banging on the door* Oh, Merlin! MC, something just brushed against my leg!

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incorrectquotesharrypotterv · 1 year

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Y/n, grabbing Harry by his collar: SAY THAT YOU'RE SORRY!

Harry: I'M SORRY!

Y/n: AND WHAT ARE YOU SORRY FOR?!

Harry, sobbing: FOR SAYING THAT YOU'RE AGGRESSIVE!

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bagerfluff · 8 months

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Hufflepuff: Do you have a cookie?

Slytherin: I have a multi-million galleon company

Hufflepuff: But do you have a cookie

Slytherin: No I do not

Hufflepuff: *Breaks their cookie in half and gives half to Slytherin*

Slytherin: *About to cry from cuteness*

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incorrect-slytherin-quotes · 6 months

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Slytherin: Why do you think I don't like you? I do. I would kill for you.

Slytherin: Ask me to kill for you. Seriously ask me.. i will

Hufflepuff: ...First of all, calm down…

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hollowwrites · 10 months

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Parseltongue-tied

Pure brain rot. Not thoughts, only breathy Ominis!

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MC: So how does Parseltongue work exactly?

Ominis: If I know a word in English I just instinctually know it in Parseltongue…

MC: Could you teach me some?

Ominis: I could. I don’t know why you’d want to learn. Like I’ve said, it associated with dark wizards.

MC: …I just want to say Hello to some snakes…

Ominis: Fine. Hello is Hhaaaaaaaasshhhaa

MC: …Hash?

Ominis: (rolls his eyes) No, listen, Hhaaaaaaaasshhhaa

MC: (sighs) Hhaaaaccssshhhaa

Ominis: Almost. (leans closer to her) Just a little softer. Think how snakes sound. Hhaaaaaaaasshhhaa. Again.

MC: (moves closer to him) Hhaaaaaaaasshhhaaaaaa

Ominis: Hhaaaaaaaasshhhaa (tilts his head down to her) Again

MC: (becoming increasingly breathy) Hhaaaaaaaasshhhaa (notices his eyes closing slightly)

Ominis: (becoming gruffer) HhaaaaaaaaScshhhaa

MC: (involuntary whimper)

Sebastian: What on EARTH have I walked in on?

Ominis and MC: (pulls back blinking and dazed)

MC: I wanted to see his snake. SPEAK. I wanted to SPEAK snake…I need to leave (hurriedly exits the Undercroft)

Sebastian: …

Ominis: … Not a word Sebastian

Sebastian: I haven’t said anything (smirking)

Ominis: …

Sebastian: Oh that reminds me, I was wondering…Could you teach me how to say “I’ve been madly in love with you since I shouted at you outside the Undercroft in fifth year” in Parseltongue?

Ominis: …(sighs)

Other pieces of trash! Welcome to the Garbage Pile

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radical-ghostface · 3 months

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Sebastian : "I can explain."

Ominis : "Can you?"

Sebastian : "If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie."

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ecoamerica · 20 days

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daddiesdrarryy · 1 year

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Sirius: Reg! What are you doing here?

Regulus: This is where James and I are meeting for our date. So, what do you think of this outfit?

Sirius: Well, I don’t like it

Regulus: Really?

Sirius: It’s kinda slutty

Regulus: It’s yours

Sirius: ...Yeah well, I’m a slut

Regulus: Me too!

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nonoel-28 · 11 months

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*Team 7 watching a scary movie*

Sakura: *curled in a blanket burrito with just her eyes visible.*

Sai: *shoveling popcorn into his mouth with eyes glued to the screen.*

Sasuke: *trying desperately to keep cool but is halfway into Sakura's lap.*

Naruto: *flails wildly when scary things happen and accidentally kicks everyone at least twice.*

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gummybearinthehouseee · 11 months

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ron: that's not funny

harry: i thought it was

hermione: you don't count. you started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on facebook

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redadidassneakers · 1 month

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Sirius: there are some stereotypical societal norms that just really piss me off

Regulus: agreed

Sirius: like men not being allowed to have piercings without being called gay

Regulus: or not being allowed to murder

Sirius: or- wait, murder?

Regulus: I’m just as surprised as you are

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magnoliachasewrites · 5 months

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hufflepuff: I love you so much baby.

slytherin: Are you... Are you talking to a tray of muffins?

(Huff stuffs another muffin into their already over-flowing mouth.)

hufflepuff, chewing: I sense you're judging me.

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