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demiboydemon · 4 months
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capndragn94 · 2 months
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Hordak: I'm a monster, I'm disgusting, she would never feel that way for me. I can never let her know how I feel. I sicken myself. If anyone knew... but they won't ever find out. I will take these feelings to my grave. I want her so bad, but I can't, she'd hate me if she knew my true feelings. I'll just watch her from afar and never let my real thoughts slip ever. I can love her from a distance, it's fine. I'm fine.
Entrapta: I'm gonna f*** that old man.
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waterfire1848 · 10 months
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[ Catra and Hordak arrive at Brightmoon. Hordak has an injured leg and Catra has a bloody nose. ]
Entrapta: What happened?!?
Hordak: I tried to let go of my anger and threw a rock at my foot.
Adora, pointing to Catra: And what happened to you?!
Catra: Oh! I laughed so hard I burst a blood vessel in my nose. It’s fine.
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rheesvandar · 5 months
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Things Kyle Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The Etherian Horde (with apologies to Skippy’s List):
- He is not to be called “Lord Kyle of the Horde”
- He is not allowed to “threaten Rogelio with a good time”
- He is not allowed to “threaten Rogelio with a bad time”
- He is not allowed to shout “here kitty, kitty” at Force Captain Catra
- He is not allowed to “test Lord Hordak’s bat-like hearing” by insulting Entrapta under his breath
- He is not allowed to try to spray Force Captain Scorpia with pesticide when on exterminator duty
- He is not allowed to put rat traps in the vents to catch “a particularly large rat he’s been hearing up there”
- He is not to be allowed within 50 feet of Entrapta to protect his own life and limb
- He is not allowed to airdrop photos of Shadow Weaver over enemy territory to “scare them into submission”
- He is not allowed to add a skylight to the Sanctum to “brighten up the place”
- He is not allowed to have a shrine to enemy combatant Sea Hawk no matter how “dreamy” he may be
- Lord Hordak should only be referred to as such and not “my adorable spacebat” no matter what he overheard Entrapta say
- He is not allowed to use the streets of the Fright Zone as a “tactical skiff maneuvering course”, especially since he is not licensed to drive a skiff
- He is to stop asking new culinary staff if he can have a red ration bar. The last time he did it the poor new assistant had a nervous breakdown
- He is not to threaten Force Captain Octavia with tartar sauce
- He is not to try to distract Force Captain Catra with a ball of string.
- He is not to put pictures of Shadow Weaver on the practice bots
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yourfellowhuman07 · 7 months
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A random clone: Urg. I look horrible.
Every other clone in the vicinity: *slowly turn their heads*
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vaseflowerstt · 10 months
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*every form of Catra in front of them*
*current* Catra: "Oh, damn, I’m hot. Oh, who’s that?" *pointing to Glimmer’s plan Catra*
Bow: "That’s just Glimmer’s wet dream you."
Hordak: "I think I’m having an aneurysm"
Adora: "wOw…"
Netossa: *horrified* "Holy Etheria, how many Catras are there?"
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Catra, talking about Hordak: He never seemed to like me very much. He actually threatened to kill me in public.
Adora: Why would he want to kill you in public?
Double Trouble, leaning over: I think she means he threatened, in public, to kill her.
Adora: Oh.
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tippenfunkaport · 1 year
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Entrapta: Hey Hordak! What would you do if your name was Nancy?
Hordak: I refuse to answer any hypothetical questions.
Entrapta: OK, Nancy!
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Entrapta: And everyone has something. Something that makes them special. Maybe not something that's important to you, but it's still important. Every life has value. Hordak: Except for traitors. Entrapta: Well... Hordak: And the rebellion. And the opportunists selling bottled water for vastly inflated prices.  Hordak: I have instructed my soldiers to threaten them. Not fatally, merely to the point where they soil themselves. Entrapta, sighing: Why don't we quit while we're ahead.
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catra-come-out · 2 years
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Perfuma: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you've lost throughout your life.
Wrong Hordak: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back
Frosta: Oh wow, my childhood happiness! Thank you for finding this!
Adora: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years!
Bow: I knew I lost that potential somewhere
Catra: Mental Stability, my old friend!
Glimmer: My innocence! What a surprise!
Perfuma: Guys.....could you all lighten up a little?
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Shadow Weaver: There's something I don't say often enough-
Hordak: There's nothing you don't say often enough.
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capndragn94 · 4 months
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Entrapta: Do you need me to stay home and take care of you? *gasps* I could put Imp in a little doctor's outfit.
Hordak: No one wants to see that.
Entrapta: *completely serious* I do.
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jaydraw209 · 2 years
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Hordak: Even Eternia has us on their wanted list, so we left to another planet, so there's no possible way for them to find us-
Eternian:*shows up*
Hordak: Oh my god-
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waterfire1848 · 2 years
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Catra: I hate you!
Adora: Oh?! Well next time don’t steal my monopoly.
Glimmer: Catra, give Adora your two hundred dollars. You landed on her property.
Catra: No! She’s in jail! I’m not going to give money to a criminal.
Adora: That’s not how you play!!!!!
Frosta: What is happening?
Mermista: Shut up, Frosta! You don’t get to talk after stealing my last railroad!
Scorpia: I wish I was never born!
Perfuma: You think any of us wanted this!!!
[ Sea Hawk is just screaming. ]
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rheesvandar · 2 months
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Entrapta: No, Hordak. Fear will keep the systems in line. Fear of this battle station.
Hordak: Fear of this what?
Entrapta: That’s what I call your ass
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yourfellowhuman07 · 8 months
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Baby Hordak: *hits his head on something and starts crying*
Horde Prime: Oh, that’s an ugly noise, son. Here, how about you cease this b***h crying?
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