#incorrect house of anubis quotes

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Mara, about Jerome: I could fix him.

Alfie: He has like four other people trying to fix him. I'm one of them.

Mara: Wait what —

Alfie: We're starting to look like a construction crew.

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[non-cannon]

Nina: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?! Victor: ... Nina: Oh, right. The lying.

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[flamingfalcon3]

*At a brother and sister race*

Poppy, to Nina: Maybe they’ll have a contest for lonely children after this!

Jerome: It’s “only” children, Poppy. A “lonely” child is what you’re gonna be when I sell you!

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[house-of-secrets]

Jerome, out of breath: Who wants to make five quid?

Nina: How?

Jerome: I need someone to take the fall.

Victor, in the distance: Oh, my God!!

Fabian: What did you do?!

Jeorme: I can’t tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Victor, louder: OH, MY GOD!!

Alfie: Make it ten.

Jerome: Deal. You’re a good friend.

Jerome, dragging Alfie by his collar: Victor! I got him! I got him!

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[joysmercer]

fabian: you're right.

eddie: that's an unusual phrase for you. did you just learn it?

fabian: you didn't let me finish.

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[yackers]

Jerome: You could ask us to help you with a scheme, but just know that one day, we will ask something of you in return, so choose wisely.

Nina: Okay. Will you help me with a scheme?

Alfie: Yes. Can I have the rest of your fries? That is the thing we ask in return.

Jerome: Why can you never wait to cash in on a favour?!

Alfie: I have no impulse control!

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[she-is-miller]

Patricia: I have something to tell you. Eddie and I are dating.

Mara: I've known for the last month. You two are inseparable.

Patricia: Month?? We've only been together for a few days.

Mara: ......

Mara: Then what the fuck were you doing before that??

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[wolfblood-of-anubis]

Mara Jaffray, daughter of Athena, goddess of wisdom and battle strategy.

Willow Jenks, daughter of Iris, goddess of rainbows and messages.

Mick Campbell, son of Ares, god of war and courage.

#ok so because im so happy that the percy jackson adaptation has arrived #i am not only doing incorrect quotes but TA DA ive assigned them their cabins! #i was in a long battle w myself as to whether willow was a demeter or iris child #in the end iris won #house of anubis #hoa #mara jaffray #willow jenks #mick campbell #fyi small spoiler for my choices but fabian is also a child of athena #in my head mara and fabian just never happened #never liked the pairing anyway felt last minute and forced #anyway more to come!

[tinkerbelldetective]

Fabina Incorrect Quotes

Amber: So, what are your guys' pet names?

Fabian: Oh no we don't really-

Amber: What's the last name of Wendy from Peter Pan?

Fabian: Darling.

Nina, peaking around the corner: Yeah?

Amber: Don't lie to me again.

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[incorrecthathorquotes]

Adrian: You tricked me!

Vivian: I deceived you, “trick” makes it sounds like we have a friendly relationship.

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[mask-of-anubis]

Alfie: Any luck with the gem?

Jerome: No. I’m so depressed. Mara gave me this “Good Job” sticker just for waking up.

Alfie: Ugh it’s like you’re dating a teacher.

Jerome: I know, it’s so hot.

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[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Robert: So when Jesus rises from his grave everyone rejoices and it becomes a holiday but when I, Robert Frobisher-Smythe ——

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[non-cannon]

Amber: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO- Nina: It was me... Amber: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

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[flamingfalcon3]

Fabian: Babe, you're so funny!

Nina: We have 1492 days until your tragic premature death. You will break my trust three times before that happens, but I forgive you.

Fabian: Awwww, that's sweet of you!

#house of anubis #incorrect house of anubis quotes #incorrect hoa #I love it when Nina says something completely unhinged and Fabian is just like: “wow she’s so cool and mysterious 🥰” #nina martin #fabian rutter #fabina #nina x fabian #im kinda obsessed with them #incorrect sibuna quotes #hoa

[house-of-secrets]

Rufus: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool. 

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[joysmercer]

alfie: i could have been a great astronaut.

patricia: you're afraid of heights, speed, fire, and small places.

alfie: i'd have overcome it to go to the moon!

#house of anubis #incorrect hoa quotes #incorrect house of anubis quotes #*blatantly ignores context for this shitpost* #source: the west wing